User talk:SysRq/9

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This is an ARCHIVED talk page. Please do not edit this, or I WILL kill you.

Alright, deal.[edit]

I think I said I was coming back sometime closer to this Friday, but my week has just opened up and I think it's safe for me to come out of hiding now. Good to be back, Englameristralia. That's all I got, rape away. sir @ 00:52 Nov 5

Can't rape you when you've already spoken...[edit]

Also go vote! Also, YAY! OBAMA WON!!! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 05:11 5 November 2008

Woo! Sys is back! Yay! (Good to see you feller). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:05, Nov 5
Sissy, go vote! Hurry before we get more nasty people. Oh it's U.U... SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:35 5 November 2008
WELCOME PARTY - TAKE YOUR PLACES! ~ 13:07, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
Awweh, the gang's all here. Glad to be back, gize. Wuv. sir @ 14:23 Nov 5
Yay! *Hugs Sissy and never let's go* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 14:24 5 November 2008
Oh, you're online. And I see you're up to no good with your apostraphe use. For once, I as an American have a chance to correct a Brit. Oh wait, you're a Scot, so I guess it's not as sweet. But still. sir @ 14:28 Nov 5
Shouldn't that be "apostrophe"? People in glass houses and all that... ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:30, Nov 5
No you were right the first time. I'm British. I hate Scotland and everything about it and everyone in it, except me cos I'm not really Scottish. I said I wasn't English. And well said U.U.U.U.U (that's my favourit vowel. Ever!) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 14:32 5 November 2008
(Moar like GLASS CELING! SUCK IT PALIN! SUCK THEM BOTH!) Hey, cut me a break. I'm using IE at school, I don't have a spell checker. In all actuality, I have attrotious spelling; Firefox just makes me sound smert. Also, edit conflict. sir @ 14:33 Nov 5
Not much of that made sense there, Sissy. And I didn't want Palin/McCain to win I certainly don't want them sucking me off. Although McCain does have experiance *Muses on that thought* SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 14:42 5 November 2008
U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U.U. sir @ 14:48 Nov 5
Hey! SysRq's back. Look everyone, SysRQ's back! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:57, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
Hey! Mick's here! Look everyone, MiCK's still here! Hi buddy, nice to see you still around. sir @ 15:04 Nov 5

Twilight Lulz[edit]

Indeed great sysrq, there is a review for my article, however it was less than stunning, and the reviewer was clearly a twilight fan, and according to them the word "Gay" makes an article suck, so I will put it up again for you to review if you truly want to.

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?:Did I just read Twilight? - Old One
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Why?:Did I just read Twilight? (resubmit for SysRq) - New one

Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 21:10, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I shall indeed get to reviewing it. I think BlueYonder could have done a better job when it comes to giving advice to improving this article. I've never read Twilight, nor do I suspect young master Blue of having read it. His review doesn't seem biased, just not effective enough. But I'm not here to judge him (he's a fine reviewer and my choice for RotM I'll have you know), I'm here to judge your article. So I'll get to that at some point tonight. And by that, I mean tomorrow, most likely. =D sir @ 22:04 Nov 5


You've returned. You promised me music and Humiliation. I've yet to suffer either. And I Havn't had a love message yet which is undoing years of built up confidence. :( SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 05:32 6 November 2008

Aye, tonight, I shall work on ye song. The interview thing will take some more time, as I am still working out some problems with my feed. And you know I love you. I only haven't been to your talk page because I talk to you on Skype more than I do anyone else on this site. sir @ 14:08 Nov 6
I think you should say that louder... =D SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 17:07 6 November 2008
I talk to you more than I do anyone else on this site. sir @ 20:13 Nov 6
/Blushes. Flattery gets you everywhere. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:02 6 November 2008
Does this mean you'll keep editing our little project? | contribs | talk it out 00:37, 10 November 2008 (UTC)
I reckon. sir @ 01:47 Nov 12

UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008[edit]

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:25, Nov 6

UnSignpost: 13th November 2008[edit]

MrN9001 12:55, 13 November 2008 (UTC)


MoaP.jpg Reindeer thanks you for voting!

Personnally I don't know what that guy was so worked up about. I just wanted to correct his mistake...

You big fag! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:13 17 November 2008


♥! Also, hi! I seriously need to get over my massive streak of writer's block/procrastination. Would you wanna collab with me? =D also, I really want to to get using Illogicopedia again, we need as many users as we can get as we've moved away from Wikia and we've got an article improvement drive on top of that =P 15:15, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Get off my turf, bitch! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 15:21 18 November 2008
Hey Fag, I actually just put up quite a few article ideas, and if you wanted to work one of those with me I would appreciate the help. Head on over to my werks page and look at the last three; tell me if you like any of those ideas or want to work on one with me. Good to see you. Cheers! sir @ 19:46 Nov 18
Oh my god you tottaly just blanked me! :'( SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 20:34 18 November 2008
Oh, you're here. I didn't notice. =D sir @ 21:22 Nov 18
OMG, a Fag/Sys collab? I'd like to see that. Actually, I'd just like to see anything by Fag or Sys. Get to work, guys! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:23, Nov 18
er no. he promised to collab with me! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 04:24 19 November 2008
Damn, is there going to be a fight over me? please let there be a fight...... 12:32, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
/Me slaps Sissy with a white glove. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:35 21 November 2008
Oh yeahh :P this should be interesting. Shirts off! Shirts off! xD 12:37, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh, I had a great idea for an article! Practical Plumbing for the Desperate Housewife. What d'ya think of that as a concept? 12:37, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
I don't know. The title conjours and amusing image of the red haired one from desperate housewives getting soaked from a burst pipe. But that could just as easily be a memory. What about my wag idea? You know cos I'm gay and it's all about me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:42 21 November 2008
Orian, I can write articles with you and SysRq, y'know :P. I want to do the WAG article with you. I'm in dire need of a comeback article or two :P 12:44, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh so it's like that is it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:49 21 November 2008
I can take you both at the same time if you want... *cough* 12:51, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Oh right so, what like a sandwich type thing (with Sissy at the bottom), Or two on one or... Geeze! Theres too many possibilities! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:55 21 November 2008
Sys, you have been officially gayed. Again. This happens rather alot, doesn't it? And also, yum, sandwiches! Filling, anyone? 12:58, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
You want mayo with that filling? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 12:59 21 November 2008
Oh, I fill you. Oh god, that pun didn't turn out right. 13:00, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
@ Fag's idea: I like it. Lots of room for innuendo. Let's do it. Make it under your namespace if you like, or we can do it at my place. We could also have intercourse. I mean, we could...get some work done together? Hm? Work on my plumbing? God, I suck at innuendo. sir @ 15:20 Nov 21
Gay cabal of uncyclopedia anyone? :P 13:02, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Yeah! But not really. Gay people don't exist. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 13:03 21 November 2008
You guys, how about we just have a massive three way? Or we could all have sex with each other. On a serious note, I want to do a collab with both George and Fag, but not necessarily a three way collab (that could get messy). On an even more serious note, penis. sir @ 14:28 Nov 21
My names Orian! God, George just sounds so unsexy. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 15:13 21 November 2008
Ah, sorry. I just know you so much better as George. Hey, read this! (I dunno if you'll get it, since you're a Brit and all.) I think this may be my comeback article. sir @ 15:16 Nov 21
Who? I'll give it a read and see if I understand -- but don't count on it. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 17:15 21 November 2008
Don't worry, I'm English and couldn't understand it much either... anyway, here we are! 18:03, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Sounds groovy. I'll take a look at it when I want to. sir @ 20:05 Nov 21

UnSignpost: 20th November2008[edit]

MrN9001 20:50, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Review request reply (LULZ! ALLITERATION!)[edit]

Okay, first of all, how in God's name did you know my eyes are blue? You outside my window? 'Cause I've got a big dog, and if I so much as whistle she'll tear your lungs out. Second, really sorry, I'd love to review it, but I've never heard of that guy. I've actually been rather lax about reviewing lately; really need to get back to it. Sorry, mate. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!

No worries, buddy. Thanks anyways. It's hard to find bloody Americans on this goddamn shitty shit shite site. sir @ 19:02 Nov 23
And that's a bad thing because? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:49, Nov 23
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Fucking americans. Cluttering up the place. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 22:43 23 November 2008
You have no idea how much I'd like to say I live under that flag. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!
Actually, Sys, I took a look at that article, and although I'm a rare Brit who is vaguely aware of Rooney (enough to get the Cobain and Homosexual references anyway), I'm not sure I'm familiar enough with him to do the full review. I thought I'd drop by though, and say that I quite like it, and think you're well on the way, and it's nice to see another Sys article at long fucking last! I do wonder if you could be a little more subtle in places though - more undermining him by what he's saying that having him explicitly explain things. The bit about his public "apology" a little over half way springs to mind here.
I like the rambling, that fits, and I like the ideas you're mashing together, and I think this is going to be a very good piece to return with. Hope you get a full review, but maybe this will tide you over until you do! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:52, Nov 24
Thanks babe. I'd still like a good review from someone else who knows who Rooney is, but that's good advice and I'll probably make a few changes now. Also, USA! USA! sir @ 20:55 Nov 24


Just a gentle reminder that User:Fag/Practical Plumbing for the Desperate Housewife is awaiting molestation :P 18:33, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

It will happen today, my friend. My attention thus far has been directed more towards other articles. I will go shower now and then I will work on said plumbing article. Cheers! sir @ 18:36 Nov 27
Hey, before you go, check out my Aristocrats article, it's finished ^^ 21:45, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 27th November2008[edit]

MrN9001 21:11, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

A Sandler thankings[edit]



BlueYonder is very grateful that you decided to vote for his Adam Sandler-related UnNews.

He is so grateful, in fact, that he has forwarded the event of your voting to Adam Sandler as the idea for the premise of a new movie. Be assured that you will be played by Scott Halberstadt and that there will be plenty of jokes about the nature of your genitals.

This template is made of 2% plastic and 98% sheer laziness. But you probably noticed that. BlueYonder GalaxyIcon.jpg - CONTACT - PUH-LEEZE EDIT GRUESLAYER!

Andy Rooney[edit]

Hey SysRq,


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 23:20, 2 December 2008 (UTC)

OH MY GOD IT'S MDL!! *studio audience applause track* Where you been, buddy? Here to stay? You liked my article? Yay! sir @ 01:39 Dec 3

Many Thanks[edit]

For nomming my UnNews. It's really litle more than a quick reaction to the current British zeitgeist, and deserves something more - there are just so many more targets for satire here than I could achieve in the time I had available. Feel free to poke, add to and generally improve. Asahatter (annoy) 21:56, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I thought it was a fantastic article, and I think it's going to do very well on VFH. Keep writing, buddy! I think you've really got potential as evinced by this most recent work. I look forward to your future articles, god knows this site needs more articles like the ones you write. sir @ 22:30 Dec 4

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit]

MrN9001 19:10, 5 December 2008 (UTC)


GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thankee muchly for the review...I was kinda running out of ideas for the article so i needed a fresh take...thanks for the genuine comments. Ill proofread it and stop keyboard mashing to get a date and generally do what uve said. Thanks!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Flare (talk • contribs)

Haha, thanks muchly for the award. And no problem. I'm genuinely interested in seeing how this article turns out. We always need new articles, as well as new, talented writers. I'm one of those guys that believes that writing is something that can be developed through hard work, despite my own God given talent that nothing can compare to. (Sarcasm is funny!) I'd love to see you stick around and really work at writing, because you obviously have some great ideas that can be developed into fine, quality articles. If you want, I can continue to coach you as you develop your writing for a nominal fee. If you're not interested, then just keep on writing and I'll watch from a distance. Good luck, buddy! sir @ 20:08 Dec 6
I don't know what you've written but Sissy's (that's what I call him cos he's a girl and I'm straight acting) right, stick around, have pie. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 22:58 6 December 2008

The AAN thingy sounds pretty cool if you could take the time to look at my stuff from time to time. I really do need to improve my writng scills (diliberate mistakes please dont hit me!) could you be more specific abot your nominal fees (its either a joke thats made a wonderful "whooshing" sound as its flown past my head or devious plot to steal my pies NO dont steal the pies nyooooooooooooo).....The preceding unsigned comment was added by Flare (talk • contribs)

Its spiled RITING dumass. And yeah, if you wanted to be my noob I'd love to adopt you. The "nominal fee" thing is a joke; Rule Number One around here is that we never stop joking. I mean it. We never stop. That's why a lot of people leave after a few days...we drive them away with our sarcasm. But I think you have some major potential and I would love to offer you constant advice, coaching, and my undying love and affection while you learn the ropes around here. I'll make with the templates and make things official. In the meantime, you can run down to the store and bring me some lunch. I said march! Oh, and do you get on IRC much? I'd love to talk to you there so I can better coach you. sir @ 21:57 Dec 7 I need to install some program thingys which I will have to do later...Ive started going over the article with a red pen of doom/spellchecker...Ill probs have most of the really obviously stuff out of there by tomorrow including the list which I have torn up, thrown at a wall, smashed down the wall, burned the wreckage and jumped on the do good?...Flare 22:47, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Yes, good. Like I said in the review, lists are bad. But remember that writing is to be the least of your concerns on this site. What you need is an image. We're gonna sex you up a bit, make you a userpage, a sig, and an IRC client. (Actually, these things should happen, but yeah you're still doing what you need to be doing: writing.) I think you can get on IRC using the web client as well, try clicking Uncyclopedia:Chat. Message me if you have success, and I'll get on to talk to you about my plans for your Uncyc future. sir @ 22:55 Dec 7
on CGI:IRC #uncyclopedia....Flare 23:09, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
So what am I invisible? Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 00:33 8 December 2008
Are you? sir @ 00:39 Dec 8
Can you see me pulling down your pants? Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 01:12 8 December 2008
Can I? sir @ 01:26 Dec 8
Can you feel it, it's so hard. I mean seriously, this belt buckle -- did you weld it shut? Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 01:29 8 December 2008
Did I? sir @ 01:32 Dec 8

Im sorry Orian I will have a pie thank you muchly....Flare 20:09, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey. also if ever sissy isn't around feel free to ask me for help. Also also, could you click the "Christmas" box in my sig and read the story that I'm developing there. come round to my talk page and let me know what you think. Or here if you want, It's just nobody's talk to me in ages. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 00:19 9 December 2008

And on a completly unrelated note...[edit]

This made me smile:

Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 00:19 9 December 2008

Cute. =] sir @ 01:19 Dec 9
Isn't it? Also call me on skype. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 01:56 9 December 2008
Eh, too late. Schedule has been busy as fuck, English teacher is kicking my ass this week. I'll see when I can get on. sir @ 14:12 Dec 9
Oh shure blame you're inglish teechir. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 17:31 9 December 2008

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit]

MrN9001 21:15, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I still wub you!!!![edit]

Yeah, IRC was eating up entirely to much of my time. I had to quit it cold turkey. I still read here, but RL has left me feeling less than funny of late and I've nothing really to contribute. Still, I check my messages and whatnot so if you ever feel like chatting or sumthin just drop me a note. Fag. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:37, 16 Dec

Meh. At least you should get on Skype or something. sir @ 00:40 Dec 17
Balls. I used to be on Skype but it was rotting my teeth and I had to switch to heroin. I'll check into it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:33, 17 Dec
Cool. That's become my new hobby with Orian. We found a good source. sir @ 22:38 Dec 17

coaching and stuffs[edit]

hi...sorry i havent been in touch...ive been revising for exams latley... we talked awile ago about improvng my articles and stuffs and im letting you know im still interested about it...i really want to imporve...anyhow let me know........Flare 23:53, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Sure thing. So, are you looking to work on that article some more or would you be interested in some creativity training? Perhaps you should get on Skype or IRC so that we can talk without trying to catch each other on talk pages. sir @ 00:42 Dec 17

/me runs naked through the chatroom screaming[edit]

Heya, did ya miss meeeeeeeeeee...? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:08, 17 Dec

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! Yesh I did! So, did you hear the news? Santa's coming! sir @ 01:09 Dec 17
NO?! And I just did something naughty... *starts crying* I'll only have coal this christmas... *sobs*
So who am I kidding?! I got me a LIMITED EDITION custom engraved iPod already!111!!!!eleven!! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:22, 17 Dec
Limited edition? What's that mean? And I just happened to buy my 80Gb iPod one week before they switched to 120Gb iPods that were the same price. sir @ 01:30 Dec 17
It's a bright shiny red 8GB nano with the gift giver's custom ordered laser engraving on the back wishing me happy christmas :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:58, 17 Dec
Aww, how sweet. My question is, how are you going to fit any music onto 8Gb? sir @ 02:04 Dec 17
By adding only the very best. I've got an 8" laptop for the rest after the holidays ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 02:27, 17 Dec
I like having all 6000 of my songs for my fluctuating moods. I really do listen to all of it, too, that's the thing. =] And what? You're getting one of those gay netbooks? What the hell? I don't really like those; then again, I like running programs. That's why I'm getting a MacBook Pro for a graduation present. sir @ 02:42 Dec 17
What in the bloody hell is a netbook? I want something I can carry 100GB or more of stuff on and edit stuff that the weird Vista laptop bug disables and write stuff on while traveling. It's mighty heavy to drag a 4 kilo 17" laptop that's over a year old and can still run the newest graphics editing softwares across an ocean, ya know?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 02:48, 17 Dec
Eh, I dunno. You just said '8" laptop' and I heard 'netbook'. What kinda notebook is it? And please tell me you're not running Vista on any of your machines... sir @ 02:51 Dec 17
Yes, a 64bit Vista is the mother of a lot of my troubles recently. I've got a 17" Acer Aspire 9300 series that's so pimped out it can handle CAD softwares and of course some of the newest games I like. The thing I was thinking of getting was one of those smaller Acer laptops that runs on XP, since it'd be good enough for me to drag along with me overseas... I travel a lot these days... My airmiles will soon justify a whole lot of first class toffery ;D Ain't it sweet? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Brainwashed to be British and then some. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:07, 22 Dec

who won the competition?[edit]

who won Forum:You've always wanted to be able to openly fight for my affection. Now you can.? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Docile hippopotamus (talk • contribs)

That depends on your definition of "win". If by "win" you mean "win", then Leddy won with this mess. If by "win" you mean "lose", then Kingkitty won. Oh, so did Colin. I would have posted the results, but nobody cares. Next year I'll figure something else out. Or perhaps this will become a twice-a-year type deal, I was pleased with the results. I dunno. But all awards have been handed out. Check talk pages. sir @ 00:52 Dec 19

One request here for Untunes[edit]

Would you please record UnTunes:Do They Know It's Kwanzaa? I really need a singer who will sing this song. I talked to RAHB and he doesn't have time, so can you? --800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 07:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Aye, give me some time to do it, though. Today, I'm off to hear Handel's Messiah, and odds are I won't be back in time to really devote any time to this today. But I will do so soon. Looks like a fun one, I'm looking forward to recording this. sir @ 14:53 Dec 21

Merry Christmas[edit]

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:26, Dec 21

Lo Saturnalia[edit]

I honestly thought Abortion was going to place first in the "bad taste" article contest, with Gay Jesus trailing slightly behind. Great work. --DrStrangeRetro-groovy.gif 12:35, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks buddy. Seems you and RAHB are the only ones that share that sentiment, though. sir @ 20:06 Dec 23



I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney


Nuclearxmaspudding.jpg Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png

During this season...[edit]

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:27, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:42, Dec 24

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 07:58, 25 December 2008 (UTC)


Boxing.jpg Thanks for the card and Happy Boxing Day!

So that's it for another year... now it's all turkey sandwiches and packing up the presents to sell on ebay.

So take advantage of this last day to have the traditional punch-up with your family.

-- sannse esnnas

Happy Christmas[edit]

That's right, I said happy Christmas. Screw the traditionalists with their "Merry" Christmas. I dated a Merry once and let me tell you, she was no gift (although she did know how to stuff a stocking ifyouknowwhatImean). Anyways, yeah I'm late and all but I hope your Christmas was enjoyable. I love you. Fag. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:19, 26 Dec