User talk:Tha Machine

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Forums[edit]

Whilst I'm sure it's very amusing to add inane crap to forum topics, please try to restrict yourself to doing so within the area of the forums set aside for such contributions (specifically Forum:BHOP). Yes, this is a humour website, but the Village Dump and Ministry of love sections are there for community discussion and requests for assistance; stuff like this and this belongs here. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:48, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

Sig[edit]

Pictures in sigs are allowed to be 12px high, max. If you don't fix it, someone will get really mad and ban you for the fun of it. See Uncyclopedia:Signatures. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:24, Aug 26, 2007

Gay[edit]

I think he called someone gay, by calling his policy gay, you called him gay. oh noes.... Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png

MIght I rage against you?[edit]

Please and thanks. Barcode711 03:08, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for the timely response, focused wording, and absolutely relevant extra information - all of which are American dreams. Barcode711 22:09, 10 October 2007 (UTC)