User talk:TheLedBalloon

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Welcome! This is the talk page of The Led Balloon, where you, yes you can send messages, comments, and pie to me. If you're wondering where the last messages you sent me are, they're gone! Gone forever! Muahahahaha! But seriously, they're not gone. They're here. If you'd like to post a message, place the new text (with a header of course, we try to remain civilized around here) right at the bottom of the page.
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LED! HEY![edit]

Led, you are my doctor Cox, and I am your J.D. You are my Emperor, and I am your Admiral Akbar. You are my Dick, and I am your Bush. Never forget that I love remember you. What have you been up to? Do you remember me, that guy? ...with the things?   Le Cejak <3:13 May 19, 2009>

OH MAN! OH MAN, IT'S CAJEK! OH MAN! I've been up to lotsa stuff actually. For starters, I... I'm about to miss the bus, actually. I'll finish the conversation later, may I have it wrapped ma'am? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:09, May 19
Certainly, see you later today   Le Cejak <14:20 May 19, 2009>
Alright, back. Yeah, so I've been pretty busy lately, what with junior year n' all. Looking at colleges, playing tennis, trying to find a summer job, and getting ready for SATs, playing trumpet, all that jazz. What about you? How was College: Part I? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:06, May 19
I'm still at my community college, doing the psych thing. This is hard, getting into grad school! One day, though, I hope to be counseling people as crazy as I am. I'm studying for the GRE (the even scarier version of the SAT), and I'm going to get an internship in drug counseling next year. I'll be a substitute teacher in the fall, probably. But I'm back at Uncyc for now, just piddling around: It's really good to see you, man.   Le Cejak <2:33 May 24, 2009>
Nice, piddling around is the best part of uncyc. I've been doing a lot of it in userspace lately, but can't seem to finish anything right now. Btw, can you IRC? There's always plenty of piddling to behttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:TheLedBalloon&action=edit had there. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:38, May 24
Whenever I do that, it just sucks up all my time! I have to decline for now. Do you remember your "eye of the tiger" thing? What happened to that? Also, could you archive your talkpage, it's getting a little hard to talk... Not your fault, blame your popularity.   Le Cejak <2:44 May 24, 2009>
It's not easy being this universally loved. I'll archive in a sec. As for that eye of the tiger dealio, it's still knocking around my userspace. It's here if you wanna tweak with it. Right now a lot of my effort's been going into this thing, though. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, May 24
Holy god, that script was awesome: How did you capture the realism of it all?   Le Cejak <3:24 May 24, 2009>
The secret is to wear a black beret and a turtleneck. Instant artsiness accompanied with gritty realism. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:10, May 24
It just feels so... /me reclines "gritty" and "real"... All right, I'll make it into a movie if you add a few talking dinosaurs and make it a romantic dramedy.   Le Cejak <4:23 May 24, 2009>
Dude, that would totally ruin the gritty reality of it--the dinosaurs would have to be the singing kind or it would never work. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:31, May 24
Hmmm... /me reclines You drive a hard bargain, Mr.... Balloon, is it? /me reclines Okay, tell you what, have it take place in space and you've got a deal. Space is real big with the 18-19 year old bracket we're aiming for.   Le Cejak <4:34 May 24, 2009>
Space would be fine, although I'd personally prefer to shoot underwater. That way I could work in some great social commentary about the inherent elitism of coral reefs. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, May 24
/me reclines Is there some way they could be underwater and in space? And which one is space? Is that the big dark thing I see out my window, mommy?   Le Cejak <5:00 May 24, 2009>
Underwater and in space!? Why, you may have something there! Also, space is up and underwater is down. Also also, for last time, I'm not a mommy, I just play one on TV. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:03, May 24
What? Mommy? Moommmyyy!! /me leans forward, glazed look in eye, extending hand in a futile gesture to reclaim lost innocence.   Le Cejak <5:08 May 24, 2009>
EVERYTHING YOU ONCE BELIEVED WAS A LIE. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:36, May 24
Audience: clap clap clap   Le Cejak <6:19 May 24, 2009>

UnSignpost May 21st[edit]

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot![edit]

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:17, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Alriiiiight, I'll look at it. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:50, May 23

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009[edit]

The only newspaper to be delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

My adoptee[edit]

Led, could you just ban Mahm00shA while I try to talk to Staircase? I don't know if you've been stalking the stuffs, but Stairs got banned for two hours for calling Zim a dick (long story), and then the other guys started doin' stuff, and nobody's listening! /me cries on Led's shoulder   Le Cejak <1:38 Jun 02, 2009>

wha...? Alright, everyone on IRC now. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:43, Jun 2
anyway, I'm banned on chat, but that's not the point: now you know the whole story! Not much of a story, granted, but there you go!   Le Cejak <1:52 Jun 02, 2009>
I do? What did Mahm00shA do? What other guys? Edit links would be, as I believe the kids say, the bomb-diggity. Also, I dunno why you're banned in the chat, try to log back in again. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:56, Jun 2
Ah, I'll go on chat later. The scoop is that certain jerks are being jerks. Make me an admin so that I can ban people, and get revenge on them and all those other bastards that won't do what I say. Thanks!   Le Cejak <2:15 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah, alright. I, meanwhile, got less than 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm gonna go to bed. RAHB's still on IRC, and Ape is apparently on Staircase's side, so, like, yeah, I dunno. The discussion gradually shifted to some kind of wikiphilosophy debate, and now I need to sleep badly. Night man. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:24, Jun 2
Take it easy, Led   Le Cejak <2:27 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah so like I went to sleep and then I got up and went to school and after that I came home and now I'm, like, here. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:11, Jun 2

That's it![edit]

I'm nominating you for big ol' jerk o' the month! (also, I think the stuff with my adoptee smoothed out) But yeah, jerk of the month! Don't think I won't create it! ...!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>

P.S. This counts as vandalism!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
This too!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I hope you read this, it took eighteen hours to plan this vandalism!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I had to do... unspeakable things to Michael Bay to get the screenplay for this vandalism! EXPLOSION KABOOM oh I'm the main character and I survived!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
What was I doing?   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
oh yeah: SO SUCK ON THIS! /me waves hand in the air Wait, that's not right...  Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
So anyway, yeah, you get the point.   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
Damn! I've been vandalized! Activate the revenge bannination cannons! And also my shower because it's getting late and I need one! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 4
I have returned to ban you yet again! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:29, Jun 4

listen. Listen listen listen. You are behaving like a giyant ayass   Le Cejak <3:57 Jun 04, 2009>

I'm not an ass you're an ass....... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:36, Jun 4
WHAT'DYOUSAYYOUNGMAN???!?!?   Le Cejak <4:48 Jun 04, 2009>
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?!??!?   Le Cejak <4:49 Jun 04, 2009>
No m'am I was just gonna say that I really think that like uhm you know I'm not an ass you are. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:53, Jun 4
THAT'S "MRS. LADY MA'AM" TO YOU! Now, write your name on the board, you ayass!   Le Cejak <4:56 Jun 04, 2009>
I forgot my name so I wrote this: http://www.addletters.com/pictures/bart-simpson-generator/bart-simpson-generator.php?line=Mrs.+Lady+Ma%27am+Cajek+is+a+stinky+doodoo+head! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:07, Jun 4
Pfffffttthhh phhhhfhfhpphfhfhfh phfffffffff... THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I WANTED!   Le Cejak <5:12 Jun 04, 2009>
WELL NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD REALLY MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT SO I KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THAT YOU DON'T WANT THEM. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

MUST... DESTROY... INTERLOPERS...   Le Cejak <5:37 Jun 04, 2009>

Dude I know right? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

Hey Led[edit]

Just ban Cajek already. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 05:19, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I very much have, more than once now. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

Yes Led[edit]

Ban Cajek. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 05:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

No, seriously, I banned him a couple times just yesterday. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

UnBooks:Hospital[edit]

So... just wondering... is your name really Simon? Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:06, Jun 4

Nope. I was gonna give the main(ish) character my real name, but it felt pretentious. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Jun 4
Okay. Your name isn't by any chance Michael, is it? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:16, Jun 5
Nope, sorry. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:06, Jun 5
Is your name actually "The Led Balloon"?   Le Cejak <19:09 Jun 05, 2009>
If so, that's kinda weird. Did you get made fun of very much?   Le Cejak <19:12 Jun 05, 2009>
Is it John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:13, 5 Jun
'Cause, well, that's my name to. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:14, 5 Jun
Is your name Squeegie Beckenheim?   Le Cejak <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Balky Bartokomous?   Le Cejak <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Is your name Christopher John Kunt? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 19:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Re: The above: Nope, keep guessing. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:51, Jun 5
Actually, that last one was aimed at CaJeK. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:53, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Is it David? You sound like a David. He's a David. David David David! DAVID!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:30, Jun 9
Noooooooooooope. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:54, Jun 10

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009[edit]

Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.[edit]

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:53, 6 Jun

Watchlist'd! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:49, Jun 6

Mr.Awesome2010 strikes again[edit]

After his vandalism and libel were cleaned up, user:Mr.Awesome2010 continues to revert any decent revision of any of the pages he's vandalized. It doesn't seem like he's learned his lesson yet, so I think it may be time to protect the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (future film)/Factual version page from vandals like him. He's getting to be a bit of a hassle, so I feel it's Morphin time! What do you think? PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 21:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Huh, I have this weird feeling like he's a sock of someone I've banned before. Oh well. He's enjoying an all-expenses-paid 3 month vacation from Uncyclopedia right now, lemme know if he comes back with sockpuppets or something. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:20, Jun 8

User:Cajek/HS[edit]

Whatdya think, Led? Humbling. Is there anything I should add/change?   Le Cejak <23:23 Jun 08, 2009>

TERRIBLE! HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE! NO! NO NO NO! IT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO, YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN! DO IT THE SAME EXCEPT BETTER THIS TIME. NOW CHOP CHOP, GET MOVING MISTER. (looks good, but I have partial credit on Lewd Acts of the Apostles with Mhaille and PCP) - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:29, Jun 8
SHUT UP YOURE MEAN SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU IM LEAVING THIS FAMILY YOU SUCK WAAAH!   Le Cejak <18:57 Jun 10, 2009>

Award[edit]

Mister Lederson[edit]

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Booze and a shoeshine? How could I refuse? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:46, Jun 11

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever[edit]

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

uNbOOKS lED! uNbOOKS![edit]

Hmm.... Capslock has ruined me again. Regardless, I think the Author of the month blurb needs to be changed to something for Guildy. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:38, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I think I dids it. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jun 12
Well, did you? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Did you think I wouldn't find out?[edit]

Did you honestly believe I wouldn't find out about your true nature? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes and no. I sort of knew, but also I really didn't. Additional wishy-washyness. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Jun 12
Don't sweat it. We both know the right answer to this issue. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:33, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

The prodigal undaughter returns...[edit]

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Potatostab.jpg
Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

Also thanks for the complementary comment attached to said vote. And also I promise to initiate my writing foray soon. --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Wait, so if Sonje's your daughter and you're my uncle...[edit]

Does that make us cousins? O_O I've got a cousin! ^_^ -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:56, 16 Jun

I don't think we've officially met... so hello cousin Luvvy! XD --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 09:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Hello cousin Sonje! ^_^ -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:05, 16 Jun
So... how do you guys feel about incest? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:11, Jun 16
What the hell do you mean, uncle Leddy? O_o -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:24, 16 Jun
What do you mean what do I mean? Can't relatives just talk about things? And in this case, talk about things like incest? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:32, Jun 16
He is trying to warp our fragile little minds cousin Luvvy :o Is this the part where you ask me to start calling you 'Daddy'? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 18:34, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I suspect he wants us to kiss and fondle while he can watch. I'm not too sure if he's of legal age to view such action, though. One never knows about uncyclopedians these days. Some are barely out of their nappies, while I'm starting to feel old enough to be their mother :/ -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 16 Jun
Legal age to what with who in a where when? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:58, Jun 16
Exactly. -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:07, 16 Jun
A very astute observation cousin Luvvy. No incest for you then Leddy. O_o --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:17, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Especially since I'm supposed to be on the side upholding the law in cases like this. (Psst... What's this 'law' thing everyone keeps referring to?) -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:22, 17 Jun
I dunno? Are you sure you should be holding it up like that? --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 10:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
No idea. I might be bashing it face first to the ground without knowing it. However according to this test, I'm pretty much bat fuck insane, with a handy built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy stuff I do. XD -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:43, 17 Jun
In Massachusetts, the legal age to fuck is 16. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:10, Jun 17
Let's just summarize that as the patriarch of this tribe (and I just found out that Sonje is my grand daughter) I can conclude you're all barely out of your nappies. Yes, even you ancient Luvvy O_O ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Except for me, Im still in my nappies O_O Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/4/4c/Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:01 June 17 '09
Yay! I have a Grampidillo! ^_^ --Dame http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/b/bb/Sonjesig.pnghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/Cherry-blossom.gif 13:15, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
But my nappies are at least the smexy black lace and blue silk kind... *ahem* -- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:47, 18 Jun

I don't have enough jokebans.[edit]

Jokeban request. My UncyclopedianAnniversary "Celebration" (19:40 06-18-2009)

Warriors of Genghis Khan![edit]

My dear Led, I have to inquire: you are aware, of course, of the pioneering work of Messrs Smalls, Tufnell and StHubbins - have you ever come across the slightly more obscure but no less important contributions of the Legendary Bad News? I hereby include a sample of their sterling work, and look forward to your opinions thereon. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:43, Jun 19 |

Yeah, that's the bit's I like.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:02 19 June 2009
You know, I actually think I heard about that film from a friend a little while ago, and completely forgot about it until now. I'll have to check it out. Also, new spinal tap album just came out! Back From The Dead! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Jun 19
It's actually 2 hour long TV shows from a UK comedy clique known in the 80s as The Comic Strip. Both Bad News episodes are fully worth watching, especially the second, where they actually played the Donington Monsters of Rock festival that these days is called Download. They didn't exactly go down that well with a crowd that didn't know what the fuck they were - and a fantastic put-down from the legend that is Lemmy as well. Fun fact: their songs were written by poodle-haired Queen clog-wearer Brian May. Definitely worth a couple of hours of your time, I'd say. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:15, Jun 19

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th![edit]

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:37, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Pee[edit]

If you're still around, your review is done. IronLung 02:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Wonderful! Good improvements, hope VFH is a raging successs. IronLung 22:06, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Led![edit]

I'm really bored right now. Have any good ideas on what to do? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

ur mum lo0lolololololololololol - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:13, Jun 23
Damn. Walked right into that one.... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Sort of like how I walked right into UR MUM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 23
Damn. Looks like you got me good twice there. I'll just walk away without leaving myself open for another attack now... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
There are at least three your mom jokes in there, but I'll let them pass by out of respect for you and your mom. Stuffs to do? Read/vote on VFH, write an article, compose me a tune of yearning, burn down a neighbor's house? All are good options. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:16, Jun 23
I'm in an unfunny mood right now, which means I shouldn't write or vote right now. You ever get in those moods when everything isn't funny? Work has sapped me of funny today. I guess I could compose a tune, but, as you've waited until now that I'm about to go home from work, I'm not as bored. I guess I only have one option then. Sorry Grandma... Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Just keep reminding yourself of every bad thing the occupant(s) have ever done, add all the bad things they've probably done that you don't know about, and multiply by all the bad things you know they'll do in the future. Now you see that it would be more a crime not to burn down their house, no? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:56, Jun 23
So, and I will let you know now that I am being completely serious, my next door neighbor (grandmother) is actually a bonafide Catholic Nun. And she's like the nicest lady in the world. Those two aspects usually don't match up, but it's true. So I would probably feel terrible for burning her house down unfortunately. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:11, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
What, you don't have other neighbors? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:21, Jun 23
Nah. I live away from them big cities ya'll big city slickers got. Nor do I live in the suburbs. I guess you could say I'm on a farm, but it isn't really. Regardless, it's kind of just my aunts and uncles that live around me. We aren't completely deserted or anything, but it is pretty quiet. I actually quite like it. I go to college in Baltimore though, so it's a bit of a change. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:29, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
You're really not making this easy for me. I guess you could go flick matches at an anthill or something. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Jun 23
Nah, the local anteaters take care of all the ants for us. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
DAMN YOU WOODYYYYYYY! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:58, Jun 23

The Bat-Signal![edit]

(shoots his bat-grapple and swings away)

Not much, I'm just getting used to things here. And thanks for the compliment on my name.

Check out my page if you've ever heard of the show Animaniacs.The preceding unsigned comment was added by HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! (talk • contribs)

You're welcome mate, good luck with your page. Oh, and if you ever need comedic inspiration, check HTBFANJS--it's the shit. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:15, Jun 24

Noob candidate[edit]

Hey there little guy, wanna adopt me? --El Cheeso 07:10, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted. You can put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage if you like. Just drop me a line right here on my talk page if you have any questions. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26

WHAT!?[edit]

No news page on Wacko Ex-Jacko? p.s. Yes I'm on this site--McWooty The Evil One FBu 11:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... there are at least 4 of them. Check the UnNews main page. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26
There weren't any when I posted that message NINE HOURS BEFORE YOU REPLIED!--McWooty The Evil One FBu 12:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not true. In fact, the earliest one was posted about 12 hours before your comment. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:38, Jun 27

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:10 30 June 2009

Question[edit]

Thanks for the welcome. I'll punish your good deed by picking you to ask a question. I'm trying to figure out where to get an attack page deleted, but I have to admit I can't figure out where I'm supposed to do that. Be gentle, I'm from Wikipedia, I'm not very smart.

The page in question is User:StarM, which is an impersonation account of enwiki admin StarMississippi, and a fake user page created by a dissatisfied troll on Wikipedia.

This page appears to be stupid, not funny, so I assume that's a deletion criterion around here? Also, I assume this is different than ED, and you don't tolerate stupid but unfunny people, so you might want to block/ban User:StarM, User:Kdpsssps, and User:Kdpssps. I think it's all pretty obvious, but I can provide more info from Wikipedia if it helps. Hopefully there aren't more complicated hoops to jump thru for this?

Anyway, thanks for any help you can provide. --Floquenbeam 02:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

You rock. I like the lack of bureaucracy around here; refreshing. Thanks. --Floquenbeam 02:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey mate, no problem. If you find more stuff like that, check out QVFD for reporting vanity/cyberbullying pages and UN:BP for reporting vandals. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:52, Jul 1

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 22:48, Jul 9

I have the final tally for Uncyc Survivor[edit]

Alright then, for the tally I did on #uncyclopedia, people in the first spot get +1 vote, people in the middle get 0 vote, and people in the third spot get -1 vote.

Final Tally (if you haven't gotten it already)

TheDudeMan: 5-TDM got 5 fave votes, 3 neutral, and 0 hate votes, so he has five straight off.

ApeOnThursdays: -3-Ape got 1 fave vote, 3 neutral votes, and four hate votes. Thereby, his final tally is -3.

TheKillerFroggy: -2-TKF got 2 fave votes, 2 neutral, and four hate votes. His final tally is -2.

Thereby, TheDudeMan wins. Give him the template and his money, plus the get out of jail free card post-haste. And while you're at it, ban Ape and TKF for being votes out of Survivor. S-984 14:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Joke...God![edit]

The forum you just deleted was just an imitation flame war for humor purposes only! Restore it! But you have your reasons....-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:32, Jul 20
Dammit! It's "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that". Dam kids these days. They show no fear. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 03:41, Jul 20
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't show fear. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:47, Jul 20
I'll go with the personal favorite, "I don't think so Tim." Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Thought you could use something to cheer you up[edit]

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THANK YOU!

In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim.gif Huggybear Heart anim.gif

-- DameViktoria http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:41, 20 Jul

UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009[edit]

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey...[edit]

This guy seems to be this guy who you banned. You should probably ban him, too, or something. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:27, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, this IP, as well. And I would use UN:BP if I knew why you blocked the guy in the first place, but I don't. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 02:35, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
He's User:Tinkywinkyisgay, among other permabanned sockpuppets. He also was fucking around with the move button, and removing talkpage comments. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, Jul 29
Oh... I remember that guy. He sucked. Had I know that I would've just BP'd him. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 03:05, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, the guy really can't take the hint that he needs to gtfo. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:07, Jul 29

Fable help[edit]

Hey man, I'm a noob you adopted ages ago.

I wrote an article, wondering if maby you you could give us a bit of a hand? Mmm? A little handy hoo?. It does need alot of work. I requested a review but all they really said was that it sucked, get some help. The article is Fable. (please don't delete it on site.) --El Cheeso 11:49, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'd be glad to help. Just gimme a little bit, I'm off to tennis in about 10 minutes. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:54, Jul 30
Alright, let's chiggity check this out. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:02, Jul 30
Ok, I'll type here while I read stuff. First thing I see wrong: gargantuas is not a word, in this language or any other. Gargantuan is the one you're looking for, right? Otherwise, intro looks fine, going after the fact that the game is basically hours of fanservice. I don't really know anything about Fable, so excuse me if I seem uninformed. Didn't really like that bit about the beginning of the storyline, as it struck me as sort of random, though I liked the bit about the guild thing. Explains what it is and mocks it in one go, which is good for people like me who've never played this game. The rest of the section seems fine, too, and the ones after it. Except the last two. I'm ambivalent about the characters thing; keep it if you're attached to it, but the 'fable the lost genitals' really needs to go. Other than those things, you honestly have a pretty good article here man. Good luck. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:25, Jul 30

Award from UN:REQ[edit]

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This user created 667:Neighbor of the Beast, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(for more information, see award statistics)


MadMax 20:59, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! I'm the shit! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:00, Jul 30

Thank you.[edit]

Thanks for the greeting.

--MyGodWaffles 22:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

No problem mate. Happy editing! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:11, Aug 2

something[edit]

greetings, recently active admin. i noticed that Forum:Protecting Featured Articles? is listed in UN:BEST due to the FA template appearing during the discussion. is there a way to amend this without editing that forum and bumping it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:22, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, but I'll see what I can do. Thanks Gerry. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:25, Aug 3
Yeah, couldn't do it with admin magic, so I guess I'll just edit and protect. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:33, Aug 3
cool. thank you, sir. gearing up for hockey season? (i know it's early but i'm anxious as usual). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yep, I've started playing a couple times a week, on friday mornings and wednesday nights. The wednesday things are this summer league thing I got into in which our team is probably the worst one--last game we lost 12-2, though we did win our first game. Friday mornings are captain's practices, which amount to a 5-on-5 scrimmage. My younger brother's gonna be a freshman next year, so I've been bringing him along to those, too. In all, I'm psyched--last year we made it to the state semis for our division, in the Harvard rink, and now we've gotta do even better. Fingers crossed for making it to the garden, right? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:00, Aug 3
playing in the garden would be ballin'. i wish i didn't suck at sports in high school, and i wish i learned how to skate properly before the age of 20. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:06, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm lucky in that I've got parents who got me on the ice when I was really little. I can still sort of remember skating on the pond near my house when I was like 6. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Aug 3
i think my parents started too young with me, and way too young for my little brother, because i had abandoned skating by the time i was 4 i think. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:29, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009[edit]

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

hey[edit]

Pentium5dot1 wants to know about the math section at Uncyclopedia talk:Requested Articles#Math section. Can you answer? --Docile hippopotamus 08:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Uhh, ok... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:02, Aug 5
Jeez, anyone could've answered that question. You people worry too much. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:04, Aug 5
I worry sometimes that I don't worry enough. Please help. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:18, Aug 5
You know, I occasionally worry that myself. But I have a pretty short attention span, so usually I forget after a few minutes. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:44, Aug 5

Thanks![edit]

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Possible Sockpuppetry[edit]

Here (I would have told an admin on IRC, but there wasn't any there). --Mn-z

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05:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

System Shock Huffage[edit]

Hi TLB, I'm considering doing a new version of System Shock and when I started to edit I was informed that the original was huffed 8 months ago. Is there any chance I could see the original to see if there is anything worth salvaging? Or is it gone forever? I'm a huge fan of the game so I'd be able to see any decent material in there.

I do plan on making this version accessible for people who haven't played it, but I'm catering first and foremost for fans of the game. Cheers--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:33, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Here you go. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:25, Aug 8
Oh Sweet Jesus my eyes, please take that far away. Far, far away. That's not what a System Shock article should look like. Not by a long shot. Thanks anyway though :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

(Block log); 21:52 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.230.79.82 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day (Violating UN:VAIN and admitting to being 14 years old.)

Weren't you like 13 or 14 when you began editting here? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:54, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Yup, and I kept my damn mouth shut about it! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:00, Aug 9

UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!![edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Minimum Age on Uncyclopedia[edit]

Looking at the ban patrol log, it appears that you blocked an ip user for being 14 years old, among other things. (Of course, that might have been a joke reason.) Anyway, what is the minimum age for users on uncyclopedia? I believe the wiki Terms of Service sets a minimum age of 13, and Mordillo appeared rather unhappy that one time I accidentally got a 12 year old banned by Sannse. --Mn-z

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06:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't one. I was, as I often do around here, joking. If you look way back in my ban logs, I'm pretty sure I've banned a couple people for things like "liking the Jonas brothers," and other stuff probable. I just like putting dumb crap in my ban reasons. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:21, Aug 11
k --Mn-z 17:13, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, Led was, like, 9 when he started editing here. And gay. And a dummy. And he ate reese's pieces instead of peanut butter M&Ms. Hence, the dummy part. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't laugh but...[edit]

Hey man, couldn't keep this in: you apparently missed my point. Not going to start an argument with you, just making sure you got it. What if you have an article that has, say, ten votes for, is an OK article, and you don't laugh at it? Vote against? Come on. I repeat, not to argue, just making sure I made myself clear. My aim with the forum was to try to reduce bitchiness on the site, nothing else. And sorry to bring this up any more. -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 10:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

If I didn't find the article funny, I would vote against it. Simple as that. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:04, Aug 11
That's why no one votes for Leddy on anything. No one finds him funny. EVER!
NEENER NEENER, LEDDY'S A WEINER.
NINKER NINKER, HE'S ALSO A STINKER! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
NUH UH I DON'T STINK YOU STINK! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:18, Aug 11
TheLedBalloon is an admin. All admins smell like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish.
Also, All rotten fish stinks. TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon stinks.
Also, Also, he is a weiner. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:28, Aug 11
Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?
No! Because User:TheLedBalloon stole it because he smells and no one likes him and he's a big, poopy-faced, "Big Bad Beetle Borgs" loving, asshole who has a stupid name and a stupid face. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:41, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
What's that? I see your lips moving but all I hear is "I, WOODY, AM A BIG DUMB DOODOO HEAD!" - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Aug 11
You can see my lips moving? Over the internet? You crazed, "VR Troopers" watching, lice-headed stalker! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:56, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I can see FOREVER! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:27, Aug 11
But can you see the future of forever? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:29, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Sometimes, but only if I'm really, really high. And I usually forget it those times, anyway. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:46, Aug 11
Then you're a fake! Ya big ole' faker! Why don't you go hang out with Holden? Or maybe Elaine from Seinfeld? Or Paris Hilton? You big, good for nothin', bandwagon fan loving, applesauce eating, PHONEY! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:49, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
BUT WHO WAS PHONEY??? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:54, Aug 11
Everyone Holden was hanging out with. You could be Stradlatter if you want, I guess. I dunno. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:18, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Nah, he was kind of a homo. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:50, Aug 11
............[1] Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:11, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
........................[2] - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:44, Aug 11

References[edit]

  1. This patch of silence was out of respect for your homosexuality, and how you are trying not to come out of the closet. I was trying to be nice. I assume that your patch of silence was meant as a 'thank you' to me for not outing you. You are very welcome.
  2. I know, right?

Thanks[edit]

You have gone officially Insane (Not Bat Fuck Insane, but almost)[edit]

You have gone completely insane with your edits. I mean, you're actually vote on VFD, and then you decide to edit a regular article?! That's fucking dangerous! Shame on you, now you have to put this on your page:-Bad Led11344 Boom, bitch! Cock!

Um...thank you? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:28, Aug 12

The Foreign Office[edit]

Hi TLB, just checking up on whether you're still keen on being a part of this project. Interest is thin on this site (I mean in being an active member of the project, or so it seems - especially from the forum), but a lot of other sites are interested. Fire Wolf has a great idea so that we can all get to know each other and discuss our ideas and plans for the project and perhaps come up with some rules or definitions of how it will work best. He suggests an IRC chat at some point between all the ambassadors and interested parties. Tell me if you're interested, or if you have any alternative ideas --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:20, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

hey mate, I'm editing from an iPod right now because my laptop is fucked up. I dunno how soon I'll be able to help out, so I guess you'll have to do your thing without me for now. Sorry. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:22, Aug 16
Ok, so I got on my family's desktop which I can't really use that much, but if you want to do some IRC stuff, let me know beforehand and if I can make it I'll log on. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:21, Aug 17
No problem TLB, thanks for the interest, I don't think the first chat will be for a few days yet, but when it does happen I'll give you plenty of notice. Cheers --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:19, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

Thanks—the remake[edit]

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Thank you for supporting! http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:05 16 Aug 2009]

Shh[edit]

Don't blow my cover - several people who are in a position to fire me are on the 'book... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:18, Aug 17

Got it chief. Mum's the word and such and such. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:43, Aug 17

Saludos Camarada - Greetings Comrade[edit]

Excuse me... I guess you're the ambasser for Inciclopedia, aren't you? I want to help with some articles, I'm interested in translate Lluvia de Aviones (Plane's Rain) from spanish to english. If you want to know more go to The FUCKING SHI... Dark Leviathan's page at Inciclopedia. Ask Siddhartha-Wolf, if you don't know.

--The Dark Leviathan 04:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)


Thank you[edit]


--Killer 3.14 11:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Master?[edit]

Hey, I joined yesterday and was wondering if you would help shelter my lost soul via the quick and almost painless system of adoption? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, welcome to the adoption program! If it please ye, ye may put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage. Otherwise, feel free to come over to my talkpage with any questions or concerns you may have. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:20, Aug 18
It pleases me much. I will return when I come up with an idea of what to write about, so many things to write about, but can think of how! - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
That is the trick, isn't it? If you've never seen it, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process can be a helpful place to check out. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:56, Aug 18/
Ok, yesterday I did two of two things, I compied a list of Man laws that might make an interesting article --->>Man law<<--- and I re-designed the Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office upon request --->>Uncyc's Foreign Office<<--- Thoughts? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:44, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...like you said, it's an interesting idea, but I don't know how you could turn those entries into an article. Guess that's where your imagination comes in! The foreign office thing looks pretty cool as well. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:10, Aug 20
Yea, ill keep thinking on that for a few more days, then ill give it up for something else. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Aha, me and Siddhartha-Wolf came up with a few ideas. The one that we are expanding on is the creation of an Unscript that displays the formation of the first 10 man laws. Follow it here : UnScripts:Man_Law_Revision - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 14:17, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are![edit]

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Sarah[edit]

You're right, even though you didn't say it, Sarah Palin is hot, with that beehive hairdo that makes her look like a conehead, those freakish eyelashes, that glare, and that fake smile... So hot... Oh, and hi Led!   Le Cejak <23:36 Aug 20, 2009>

I agree. I would totally tap that if I wasn't so afraid of the way she believes in God and family and country. Values like those that I pretend to believe in but secretly detest burn my skin when I touch them. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:42, Aug 20
Yeah, go Satan and... whatever the opposite of "family" and "country" are. "Divorce" and "Municipality"?   Le Cejak <0:12 Aug 21, 2009>
Satan, divorce, and municipality: The true face of liberalism. And you thought all they wanted to do was steal all your money for gay abortion death panels! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:19, Aug 21

I feel so left out Cajek. So left out. I better go commit suicide, or do something equally horrible like write an article. Staircase CUNt 00:21, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You can only die if you come (sexually and non-sexually) before the Gay Abortion Death Panel for Uncyclopedians, hosted by Chef Boyardee   Le Cejak <3:51 Aug 21, 2009>
But what if I die before hand. Staircase CUNt 03:54, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Then you'll have a very nice funeral service which your loved ones will attend and honor your memory with heartfelt speeches and beautiful flowers. Also your body will be raped by vagrants. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:15, Aug 21
Sounds like fun. How much would this procedure cost. Staircase CUNt 04:18, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Eleven dollars and every last shred of your dignity. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:06, Aug 23

Talkpage[edit]

Hey I tried to convert my talkpage into somethink like the tillage dump like I have seen some other people do. I tried it on User:Piemuffin/talk. it doesn't seem to be working. Any suggestions for your adoptee? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 02:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm looking at it and I'm not really sure. I changed around some stuff, maybe what I did fixed it. Or maybe not. If the latter, I suggest checking out how Algorithm did his talk page. He designed the village dump originally, so he probably knows his shit. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

God and Adam and Eve[edit]

It looks like you and I were trying to move the Adam and Eve link in the God article at the same time. Looks like we moved it to a different place, and my edit was after yours. I wasn't trying to do an edit war with you, and if you think the link works better where you had it, please feel free to move it back. Binky The WonderSkull 04:34, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I honestly wasn't even paying attention, so ok. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

Wikis[edit]

See Index.php The preceding unsigned comment was added by 72.68.36.216 (talk • contribs)

What is this I don't even - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:33, Aug 23

UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is![edit]

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I hope you don't mind if I steal your idea[edit]

Once you said: I think there should be a template for the above complaint. Something like, "This article makes fun of real people who have real problems. Sucks to be them!!" We could put it on the articles like terminal disease and suicide.

I hope you don't mind take that idea.--Killer 3.14 21:31, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure what you're talking about, so whatever I guess. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:43, Aug 24

THAX!! I'LL MAKE MILLIONS!!!jk--Killer 3.14 21:59, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I was wondering[edit]

Did you make the balloon image in your sig yourself?--Killer 3.14 22:03, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Nope. If you click the image and look where it says file history you'll see that I didn't even upload it. Mordillo found it somewhere, I think. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Aug 24

Custom usertalk link[edit]

How do I create a custom usertalk link?

The Dark Archer Was Here 18:36, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I know what you mean... Care to elaborate on that a bit? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:12, Aug 31

Nevermind, sorry about that

The Dark Archer Was Here 19:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Alrighty then. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:57, Aug 31

Lawl[edit]

Hey Leddy, check this out. I didn't think he'd tell such an obvious lie, but I guess he was just being WP:BOLD. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:54, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not surprised; he always struck me as kind of a tool. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:44, Sep 3

Hey[edit]

Sorry if it seemed like I was talking specifically at you. I actually wasn't. Swears. Now do a review. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/93/Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:30, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

I would, if each one didn't take 45+ minutes. If helping someone out took 10 or 15 minutes, I might do it more often. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:33, Sep 3

An Award[edit]


--Mn-z

Template:UNREALEST

18:00, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Glad to be of service. And now, I disappear into the night! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:17, Sep 3

Discordian American Princess[edit]

I understand why you huffed it. There was nothing there but a construction box. The funny thing is I was working on it when you huffed it! There's not much there right now but at least more than just a template! :) Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 02:46, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Uhh...ok? So just copy and paste what you wrote and create the article again. I literally huffed nothing but a tag. Creating an article with nothing but a tag is pretty retarded by the way--don't do that. Imagine if you hit random page and got a page with nothing but a construction template. Kind of a lame result, no? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:50, Sep 5
Btw, most experienced users create articles in their userspace. That way, you avoid ICU tags, delete happy admins, VFD, random ip edits, et cetera.--Mn-z 05:57, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
But that's not nearly as exciting! Really the reason I wanted to get it up very quickly was because I had Brooke Shields as a Discordian American Princess and wanted it linked in the feature version of the article, and I didn't want the feature article to have a red link. Except that doesn't make sense because I only used the category in her article not a link to the article. Does that make sense? I don't think so! Really, thanks for your advice! Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 06:05, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

But seriously...[edit]

Are you going to protect WotY? I don't really think leaving it unprotected is wise. Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:31, Sep 4

Meh. I'm not worried about it. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:48, Sep 5
It's not protected? Really? Guess who's going to be the new Writer of the Year! Ha Ha! :P Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 06:13, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
The person with the most votes at the end of January? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:13, Sep 5

UnSignpost 4th September[edit]

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Why did you huff Miley Cyrus?[edit]

I notice you huffed Miley Cyrus and Miley Ray Cyrus. These were redirects to Hannah Montana. You might not be aware that Miley Cyrus real name Miley Ray Cyrus is one of the most famous performers in America who stars in Hannah Montana. A lot of visitors here may miss the featured article without these redirects. I just did a Google search for "miley ray cyrus" and got 2,180,000 hits. For "miley cyrus" got 45,000,000. By comparison, "uncyclopedia" got 801,000. We're more likely to get visitors looking for her than for us. Binky The WonderSkull 15:28, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Because Miley Cyrus is a retarded name. What is she, a prostitute Greek God?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Somebody put the links back. Nevermind. Binky The WonderSkull 15:36, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

If I huffed it was because it was on QVFD. Frankly, though, anyone that finds uncyc by googling miley Cyrus probably doesn't belong here. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:05, Sep 5
Oh wait, were you talking about these?
  1. 22:27, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "/Miley Cyrus" ‎ (content was: '#REDIRECT Hannah Montana' (and the only contributor was 'Binky The WonderSkull')) (view/restore)
  2. 22:27, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "/Miley Ray Cyrus" ‎ (content was: '#REDIRECT Hannah Montana' (and the only contributor was 'Binky The WonderSkull')) (view/restore)
Because those, if you notice, have a slash in front of them, which makes them pretty much completely useless. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:32, Sep 6

I have a question[edit]

Of course Brooke Shields was featured a couple days ago, which was cool. But now on the front page where it says "Recently featured," it's not listed. Is there a reason it's not there? Is there something I should have done? Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 01:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Randomber 63th[edit]

At long last, please think of the orta recens quam pura nites numbers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:33, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

Drop Elk[edit]

Mr. TheLedBalloon,

If you don't mind me asking, why did you huff the article about Drop elks? If it is not up to Uncyclopedia standards, will you give the users the time to fix it to do so? Sincerely, 128.239.42.243 08:37, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, looking at it now, aside from being a tad short it's not too bad at all. Someone put it on QVFD and I probably wasn't paying much attention. Here, I'll bring it back for you: Drop elk. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:08, Sep 7
Thank you. Sincerely, 128.239.42.243 17:11, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Ha![edit]

You're about to go to school! Also, I gotta go to school, now. Bye. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 11:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Not only am I about to, but I have indeed been to school. Twice. Top that. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:25, Sep 9

Crisis[edit]

As I'm sure you're well aware, voting at VFH and the like is low. Could we put the Rock the Vote template (or whichever one it is) on the Main Page? Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:30, Sep 10

Sure, there ya go. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:59, Sep 10
Yay, thanks TLB. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:28, Sep 10

Attention Colonizers![edit]

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed TheLedBalloon. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:31, 11 Sep

Um...[edit]

Might I ask why you huffed the "Dude, What Would Happen" forum thread I started? The deletion log said "the cancer that is killing /uncyclopedia/" or something like that. What did you mean by that? Also, I looked at the template at the top of this talk page. Am I "[Being] a Dick"? I'm trying my best not to be, as I really want an answer from you. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:16, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

You're being the biggest dick I've ever seen, Neox. I mean that as a complement, though. By the way, what's your opinion of anal? Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
While we're on the topic of being dicks, could you please be more specific on your "compliment"? Like, does it regard the forum threads I create or something like that? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:34, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
I huffed it because it was kind of dumb. While I tolerate a fair degree of dumbness, that forum seemed to me to be, as the saying goes, too much of a dumb thing, so I huffed it. Also, you're not being a dick, but I probably am. C'est la vie. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:57, Sep 21


UnSignpost September 10/17[edit]

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/17-09-09 This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:32, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009[edit]

Hand delivered by Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 15:58, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

Dude[edit]

This is freakin' hilarious. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:35, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Hah, I'd forgotten about that guy. You should add that to the worst 100 reflections on 09, we could use the filler. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:23, Sep 28

Dude. You banned my IP adress because I'm "a sock puppet of another user." I dunno what that even means . Did my post seem similar to one by another user who got banned? So... I dont think i'm a sockpuppet, at least not in this dimension, so could you reevaluate your bannage of me based on the fact that i have no idea what you are talking about? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.12.116.208 (talk • contribs)

If you're banned... how are you posting? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
It's cause he's a loked-out O.G. gang-bangin' your momma. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 21:50, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
But is he down with OPP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:53, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
If you post the account that I banned, I'd be happy to unban it. You really should be doing this via IRC or email, though. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:58, Sep 29

Can you please[edit]

Unban my sockie? Please? User:Zheliel/sigz1135 10:05 October 2

I won't abuse him. User:Zheliel/sigz1135 10:05 October 2

It's almost time, you sexy judge you[edit]

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

I'm ready for judging! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:51, Oct 5

UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009[edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 20:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hey idiot.[edit]

You're doing your job wrong. Restore this and delete this. Do it. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 14:58, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Modus is no idiot, he's my frie-oh wait. This is Led's page. Yeah, he's an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:01, 10 Oct
No john, you are the idiots! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:20, Oct 10
Ah! You forgot about this! Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:25, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  1. Write your own shaggy dog article
  2. Submit it to the PLS
  3. Win your category
  4. Move it to the place this article used to be
  5. ???
  6. Profit! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:37, Oct 10
Actually, I'm sure there won't be a profit. The cost of shipping $20 is now $22. In fact, by winning PLS, you're losing $2. Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 17:39, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the quick deletion[edit]

of the interim redirect for this. You seem to also have deleted this—perhaps you meant to delete this? Thanks again. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/MacManiasig.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/0/0f/MacManiasig-cheerios.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/73/MacManiasig-holmes.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-starwars.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/70/MacManiasig-firefly.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/60/MacManiasig-pixar.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/MacManiasig-oregon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/MacManiasig-lesmiz.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/7c/MacManiasig-doctor.png http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d8/HalLogo.png/16px-HalLogo.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:21 12 Oct 2009]

Oh yeah, my bad. And no problem. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:46, Oct 12

Why[edit]

Thank you, sir/maam/alien Hubblemeow 02:22, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You're quite welcome, sir/madam/asexual amorphous blob. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:21, Oct 14

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009[edit]

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I'm rewriting the Ronald McDonald article in my userspace, just so you know,[edit]

Title says it all really.--McWooty The Evil One FBu 12:26, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009[edit]

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Poo Lit: The Oopsening[edit]

I crossed out User:SPIKE/FORTRAN, and shouldn't have. If you could read it and add it to your choices, I'd be much appreciative. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

ZOMGWTFNESSES![edit]

YOU DELETED MY FORUM PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????????? OH GOD, WHY??????????????????????????????? --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 05:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

...Was that really the best way to ask an admin that question? --Andorin Kato 05:36, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
It was really dumb. Forums in BHOP are supposed to be kind of dumb, but there was a line in the sand, and you crossed it. Deletion was the only way. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Oct 24
Please give the page another chance. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 05:51, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Please fix your sig. PLEASE. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 10:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
NO. Please stop telling me what to do. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 10:11, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
No. Please grow a pair. Please. HOW comes??? 10:23, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Grow a pair of what? Please tell me. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 14:47, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
What do you think? A pair of shoes? HOW comes??? 15:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, that's just mean. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break


PLS and such[edit]

hey, led. it's hockey season again! huzzah! how's norwell doing? i'd like to acknowledge your obvious receipt of my PLS bribe, and point out that my entire article was written on the last day of the competition, which means that i'll be improving it shortly after the competition wraps. anyway, hope you're doing well! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:02, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gerry. Actually, it's technically not high school hockey season yet, but I'm playing in a fall league, going to some captains' practices, and later I'm doing some weeklong endurancey thingy, so I've started the buildup n' all that. As for the PLS bribe, I'll email you the location which I would like my money sent (unmarked, non-sequential $20 bills, please). How's things on your end? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:04, Oct 25

That thing above[edit]

Really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry about that, I missed it because of some guy complaining about a forum. One sec... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:59, Oct 25
Okay, it just is just plain mean to refer to people like that. Don't say that about me. Really. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break


Don't call you what you are? I'm sorry, I'll think twice before saying something accurate about you next time. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:45, Oct 27
Play nice with the n00bs... PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  00:26, 28/10/2009
Allow me to reiterate: I explained to modus exactly why I didn't see his post, using an accurate description of who this grueflame person is. Excuse me if I don't see how that is in any way mean. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:31, Oct 28
Thank you for the reiteration, Led. I just felt uncomfortable when you said that the other way. Also, potr, I AM NOT A NOOB.--Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break
04:17, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Just curious, but if you that strongly don't consider yourself a noob, why did you ask three people in the last three weeks to adopt you in Adopt a Noob? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  04:31, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I usually go by the definition of n00b as per NotM, which you're not eligible for, but the gap of a little over a year between posts threw me off track. In which case, TLB, I take it back unreservedly. KICK HIM! KICK HIM AGAIN! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  10:43, 28/10/2009
Yeah, definition of "noob" is rather weird. It's a month plus 3 days maximum for NotM; three months for PLS; but could be six months or longer for Adopt a Noob. And then you have people like me who've been here less than two months, but who have been editing wikis since some of the editors here were in kindergarten. Maybe it should be really new noobish noob, pretty noobish noob, not really all that noobish noob, been on the Internet forever but pretty noobish here noob.... Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  15:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
I think the reality is that we define n00b by a time-frame for the purposes of these awards simply because to not have a definitive time-frame it's left too open for interpretation. The justification for having Rcmurphy as potential n00b of the month was an in-joke about how he, as a user, was always being n00bish. Maybe being a n00b is like bending the spoon. You can't become a n00b, that's impossible. Rather, realise the truth that n00bness does not exist, and then you can n00b yourself. Or something. Any way I look at it though IFGM (which is an acronym for Invincible Flame Grue Master, and nothing to do with relationships with grand mothers) is acting like a n00b, so although the timeliness denies it, the actions support. In other words, he has no excuse! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  21:43, 28/10/2009
Hay guise wuts goin on hear User:Syndrome/sit
n00b! PuppyOnTheRadio sig.gif                                                  22:08, 28/10/2009

Suggestion from a Know-it-all Noob[edit]

I won't bother going into how you've been here a lot longer, have contributed a whole lot more, have a lot more authority, etc. But I do have a suggestion about your "welcome" that includes "(Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the internet, drag you into my dimension and skull-fuck you.)" I've been here about two months now, and I still haven't had someone say something nearly that strong to me. Is that really the first impression you want to give new people? Frankly, had I gotten a welcome message like that, I would seriously have considered whether or not I wanted to be here. I've dealt with sites where users hurl things like that at each other on a regular basis, and I've left all those sites as I don't enjoy it. This is a matter of personal taste, and this is just one noob's opinion. But they may be other would-be noobs who feel the same way who haven't come back. Thanks for listening to your know-it-all noob. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it seemed pretty clear that I was joking, and I liked the contrast between "enjoy your stay" and "or I will skull-fuck you." But I'll take a look at it again a little later. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:43, Oct 26
To clarify, I had no doubt you meant it to be joking, but as a greeting I find it very extreme. I saw what you had at the end of some of your previous greetings--"And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually." That to me is both much funnier, and much less likely to be taken as personally offensive. Again, the welcome is the first contact many new users will have; that will likely be their first impression of how they'll be treated on Uncyclopedia. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:19, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to include a joke that wasn't the same one they could see on every other talkpage on the site, to make the first impression at least somewhat amusing. Anyways, like I said, I'll get around to looking at it eventually. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:34, Oct 28
I'm looking at this thing right now, WhyDoISomethingorother, but I really think it's fine. It's pretty clear that it's a joke, and I doubt anyone registering on uncyclopedia will have anything problem with mentioning skullfucking. However, if you can come up with a replacement for the phrase, I'd gladly replace mine with yours. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:19, Nov 4
I'll give it some thought. Thanks for your consideration! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Below are a few alternates to "(Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the internet, drag you into my dimension and skull-fuck you.)"

  • Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the Internet, drag you into my dimension and make you dance the Punk Polka with a rubber chicken named "Cajek."
  • Or I'll happily ban you into oblivion.
  • Or you're welcome to go do your thing at our worthless ripoff.
  • Or I'll do like Mythbusters did to me, and declare you a physical impossibility.
  • Or I'll tell the Uncyclopedia Secret Police and we'll just how you deal with them.
  • Or I'll make you read every single Uncyclopedia policy twice. Without blinking.
  • Or I'll make you read the last 100 articles that were huffed because they were so very, very bad.
  • Or I'll let you go for a ride in a lead balloon and see how far you get.

I can come up with a bunch more if you don't like these. Thanks for listening! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:58, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, while I was reading yours, I thought of one that I kind of like. What do you think of this? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:16, Nov 12
Personally, it's not my cup of tea. But then I'm one of those mamby pamby types who doesn't feel comfortable threating, even in jest, to kill or skull rape 13-year-olds I don't know. Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  02:34, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009[edit]

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You know what would be RIDICULOUS AND NOT EVEN FUNNY?[edit]

If this redirected to this instead of this. Or if this got moved here and thusly started to redirect to this. Wouldn't be as funny if this got redirected to this, though, because then you'd have this. --Andorin Kato 05:26, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

If that message had one more link in it I would've had to redirect it to User:Andorin Kato. But yeah, is whatever I did instead of that good? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:40, Nov 4
Yes, that works perfectly fine. Thank you very much. --Andorin Kato 06:33, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks[edit]

User:GlobalTourniquet/SerlingThanks

(and yes - great Robot Chicken clip, there, heh!) --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, film critic 06:32, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, you mangy colonists.[edit]

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:47, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

I felt the need to inform you that...[edit]

Your request at Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner has been filled (but not by me). Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:02, 15 November 2009

Ah, thanks socks. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:27, Nov 15

Wanker of the Month[edit]

User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Award


Congratulations, TheLedBalloon! You've been found to be an utter wanker, and thus qualify for the above handy-dandy awards box! Feel free to insert it anally put it on your userpage to be displayed proudly. You tool.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:28, Tuesday 01 December 2009  

Woohoo! Finally all my wanking has paid off! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:46, Dec 2

I really didn't mean to, but Know-it-All Noob has struck your talk page again[edit]

I was told to tell you about this. (Apparently, my question was on a welcome message borrowed from your welcome message. I honestly had no idea it would lead me back here again. Sorry I'm such a tkhoyr). Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  08:14, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

That's probably from my previous welcome message to my previous welcome message, which I'd stolen and modified from HerrDoktor's, probably. I'd tell you to talk to him, but he's kind of gone. What exactly do you want me to do about it? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:58, Dec 9
He wants you to make the past the present, so when I steal it you don't look so foolish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:25, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
How about just pretend this conversation never happened? Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  01:57, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

Attention Judgeries![edit]

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 18:34, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'll do my judging right away in couple of days! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Dec 10
Well Mr. Balloon? EVERYONE is waiting for you. EVERYONE. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:38, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

List of RH Characters[edit]

"What the shit" yourself. I think you were a little *too* quick in nixing this page, considering that its the addendum to a regular article.

Uhh, except for a line it's a direct copy of part of a wikipedia article. You're going to have to turn it into a real article, with paragraphs headers and all that, or else watch it get deleted again. I'll tag it WIP so you can work on it for a bit and people will know that you're not done. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:30, Dec 10

Because I care[edit]

Well, just wondering why my entry didn't make it into your top 5. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:14, 20 December 2009

Ooh! Me next! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:38, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Socky, yours struck me as rather odd. The acronym is a stretch; you could just call the organization the Aristocrats and it'd be fine, and using abbreviations like OMG are jarring. The ending took a moment to gain steam, what with all the explosions seeming random until the 'aristocrats indeed muahahaha' comment which made me amused, but overall I felt the other pages had better continuity and/or joke density. Syndrome, your page had this great set up, with the beautiful orchestra and all that, but I didn't really like where you went with it after that. I wasn't entirely sure what you were trying to do with all the stereotypes, which seemed kind of out of nowhere. I'd personally rather see it end with the typical aristocrats family trying to take the kids back, rather than these mysterious foreigners, who seemed to kind of...uhh...you know, like...uhh......... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:05, Dec 20
The idea was to be offensive with racial sterotypes instead of the normal gross-out humor (which is why you have the multicultural ensemble and then guys who represent everything wrong about those cultures) but I understand if not everyone digs it. I would also like to inquire how you managed to pull this off and have the later time stamp before the earlier one. You didn't travel back in time collecting historical figures for a school report and then decide to mess up the wiki along the way, did you? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:51, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ghengis Khan probably fucked up the timeline on his way back to 1200s Mongolia. What a goofball. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:35, Dec 22

Thanks for the Judgery[edit]

Thanks for drudgering judging my article; sorry you had to wade through read it. I'd like your thoughts on it too, if I may impose. (Next contest I'll try to be moar clever than just changing the joke from "Aristocrats" to "AristoCatz" to take advantage of a lame internet meme as the central theme of my humor.)  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  10:03, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

The biggest problem with your article was that accent you write with all the way through it. For a couple of quotes it could've been ok, but with so much dialecty stuff the page began to drag and become difficult to read, and when that happens, the funny fades. Would the page work without any accent at all, or with much less of it? Such a change might improve the funniness a good deal. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:35, Dec 22
Fair enough. But the voice of the piece was integral to the theme of the one shot, one line joke! Sure I could've made it less suck but where's the funny in that? ... oh. ... Sorry again you had to read it. Anyway, thanks for the comments!  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  06:37, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery! - December something![edit]

Late deliver courtesy of Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 23:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

He is right, though...[edit]

...you are girly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:51, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Am I a pretty girl? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:04, Dec 30
No. There's only one pretty girl here, and that's me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Girls can be so cruel. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:44, Dec 30
Uncyclopedia is like Mean Girls, but texty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Anniversary[edit]

Are you still doing that letter from the admins for our 5th anniversary on Tuesday? I might help if help is needed. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:54, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

That what from the what for the what? I'd be glad to do it, but can you remind me what it is? - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:23, Jan 2
I believe he's refering to the apology letter from Chron (or the admins) for the 5 year anniversary of Uncyc. From the forum topic or something. Also, your talkpage will never match Spang's so archive it already. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:41, 2 Jan
Thanks, and Spang is going the FUCK down! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jan 2
Also: I'm starting a letter here. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:07, Jan 2

Stairway to Heaven is pretty much the most awesome song ever[edit]

Also, this:

Glad to help, sir! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:04, Jan 3

Heya Ledkips[edit]

I copied your welcome script and made some modifications to it. Take a peek at User:Syndrome/Welcum.js. This replaces the link to their userpage (regardless of if they have one or not) with a limegreen link that puts {{Oh Dear}} on their talk page. So if they've been naughty instead of nice, just click on their userpage instead of their talk page to tell them so. Admittedly this is more useful for someone who can't just ban them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty cool, though like you said I'd personally probably just ban them, or say something specific. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:43, Jan 4

Apologies[edit]

I'm so very sorry for everything. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN20:17, 5 Jan

It's ok, I still love you. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:49, Jan 5

Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.[edit]

User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/dicks lol

And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 19:02, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and archive, dammit. sausage lol 23:09, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
NEVER! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:03, Jan 8

That's what I call a mass listectomy[edit]

This wiki already feels lighter for it. Good work, sir - I salute you! (Although couldn't you have gone all TKF deleting TYATU with the deletion summaries?) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:42, Jan 7

Yeah, I probably should've done something more creative... Oh well. Just as long as the lists go bye-bye, I'm happy. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:51, Jan 7

That Guy You Banned[edit]

He's Back, and is bothering Mordillo, he is 203.206.74.127, ban his ass again--Grue ApocalypseDirectorEye 4.gifWILLExplode 3.GIFYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:37, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind, MAdMax got him

Some people's kids[edit]

Ummmm, Led? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:49, 9 Jan

Oh boy... - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:51, Jan 9
Alright, banned him for three days and if he comes back it's gonna be three months. Also hit him up with some User:TheLedBalloon/IPjerk. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:58, Jan 9

Your a Kitten huffer[edit]

You Suck Kat Balls And Hitler throws Kitten Balls and PINGA'S at Ya

Ok - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:24, Jan 12
Your b Kitten huffer is pretty cool though.  Happytimes are here!* http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:54 (UTC)

UnSignpost January several-days-agoth[edit]

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:30, Jan 18

Better late than later[edit]

SequenceForgetsNotM.jpg
Thank you
Geez, now don't I feel like an idiot. I forgot to thank you for voting me Noob of the Month...back in August 2009. While I disappeared shortly after receiving the award, I have now, like Spiderman, decided to live up the responsibility of wielding it's power. If you, like Jesus, can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send $1 to Forgetful Man P.O Box 5564 NSW, Australia.

Thanks for the vote. Sequence 05:52, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 21th January 2009[edit]

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/ca/MrNCyber.JPG 17:40, Jan 21

Is this the right place for this?[edit]

Uh, hi. I am DhizKanichioko. I joined the site a couple of days ago or so, and I have made some edits to some pages (nothing major or anything, just some little tidbits that seemed funny). For example, on the television article, I added the soviet russia quote. now I am getting off track... Look, what I am trying to say is, I am a noob (or n00b). I noticed you said you were available for adopting one. Is this still true? If not, that is completely okay. But if you are... contact me on my page thingie. Just put it under that message from that gruesslayer guy.

Thanks for at least reading this, Dhiz. DhizKanichioko 08:23, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 28th January 2010[edit]

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ATTENTION COLONIZER[edit]

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  19:35, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you!![edit]

UnSignpost 4th February 2010[edit]

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ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM[edit]

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:11, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th February 2010[edit]

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UnSignpost 18th February 2010[edit]

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Why does nobody post on your talk page?[edit]

It must be very lonely. Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/dicks lol

Now it isn't! The Man In Black. 17:45, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Nobody loves me. :( Also probably because I haven't been on in quite some time, as the length between your posts and mine probably indicates. School's been very busy these past few weeks, but I have a feeling that the night is darkest just before dawn, and I'll be able to come back and write a few more pages before summer and college. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:19, Mar 2
I love you Leddy! And I was plannin' on asking when you were gonna drop some more funny on us, but then the whole family thing happened, and Colin beat me to it. The shame. In conclusion: write something soon, bitch. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:07, Mar 5
Alright! Glad to see Uncyclopedia still figures in your future! Come back when you can! Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
That Modus character is running off with all the pies! Come back Led! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 10:56, Mar 6

UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)[edit]

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Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman[edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

The seventh day of Creationism[edit]

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

I'm Batman[edit]

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

The future[edit]

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:37, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 4th March 2010 (your calendar is wrong)[edit]

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Foreign Office (also to Dexter)[edit]

Hi TLB, Sid's gone missing after his last contribution in February. I'm calling all translators and Ambassadors, please report at the Assembly. Since you were the second one on the list, I guess you're the English Ambassador now. | Write on! Lars - Nederland en Vlaanderen - De Staten-Generaal | 15:44, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 11th March 2010[edit]

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Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank![edit]

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  16:52, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 18th March 2010 (on time as always)[edit]

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Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit]

VOTE DISCORDIAN NOW: We need your vote! On both Creationism and Batman, colonizers who participated came to a consensus on a direction for the article. But on Discordianism, there's been more discord--or at least not a consensus. So we're resorting to (sigh) democracy. Go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/Discordianism#Article_ideas and cast your vote!

You can vote for one or two, comment on as many as you like, but vote quickly--this is an eleventh hour effort, and we will hopefully have a direction in a few hours. I'll be checking the results sometime around 03:00 UTC of 25 March 2010.

ARE YOU RETIRED?: Also note that colonizers who haven't participated in any of the last three colonizations will be moved to the retirement list. Quite frankly, I'm doing this primarily because I have to post each of these notices by hand (I don't have a bot, and sure could use one), and it takes a long time to post to the pages of people who are inactive in IC and even on Uncyclopedia. If you're put on the retirement list and want back on the active list, simply post a request on the IC talk page.

KEEP CHECKING THE IC TALK PAGE: Many important decisions and updates are made and/or described on the IC talk page that are never posted on user talk pages.

POST COMMENTS ON IC TALK. As usual, if you post them on your talk page, I'll likely never see them.


WHY'S REPLACEMENT NEED: A special added reminder that I, Why do I need to provide this? aka Why do I need to provide this?, Uncyclopedian Priest and Buccaneer Admiral of Uncyclopedia Imperial Colonization Project IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems) , am only interim director of IC and need a replacement. My intention was to lead IC just long enough to get it revived, which is a major part of the reason I took the title Buccaneer Admiral instead of Admiral of the Fleet, which is the official title of the head of Imperial Colonization. I plan to abandon ship retire shortly after midnight (UTC) on Saturday, 17 April 2010. I would really like someone to work with me on the current colonization, and I will be happy to assist whoever replaces me during the transition--I do not plan to leave IC, only retire as head. If you're interested, post a note at IC Admiral of the Fleet needed.

Happy colonizations! Rabbi Why do I need to provide this?, humble goylem rabbi of the Temple of Narishkayt and rector of The University of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn)  18:23, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit]

--ChiefjusticeDS 21:54, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

What's your favorite Led Zeppelin song?[edit]

For me, number one is obviously Stairway, but I've been listening to Black Dog a lot and totally love it. How about you? Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 17:26, Mar 30 2010

Um, he's obviously not here, he hasn't even unblocked himselfSir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN.png Icons-flag-us.png NOTM 17:58, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit]

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UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit]

Pleb CUN KUN Dexter111344 Complain here Vote now! 19:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

Paging Doctor Led: Rock Emergency![edit]

Yeah, I know you're not here now and stuff, and I further know I banned you because of that. You deserved it. Asshole.

However, Doctor Balloon, we have a medical emergency, and you are the only surgeon in the hospital who can save this patient! I have managed, with my humble-by-comparison medical skills, to remove the immediate threat, but only you have the skills to restore this patient to full health and vitality, and have it playing baseball again in time for the final scene of the film!

*sobs* You have to help, Doctor! I know you won't go in the theater theatre operating room since the incident that blinded that poor orphan boy, but that wasn't your fault! You have to believe me Doctor! Your patient's name is Spinal Tap. We're all depending on you Doctor, don't let us down! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:56, Apr 15

UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit]