User talk:Treekuttingfarmer

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Archives 1, not like you'd ever want to actually look through it.
Archives 2, that's the new one.
Moar archives.
Moar moar archives
Moar moar moar archives
Moar moar moar moar archives

New stuff here. Yeah.[edit]

Vanity Label[edit]

Wanted to clarify what kind of articles get this label. I've been looking at other pages which have it and seem to have more clear abuses. Sure the page I invented has a fictional character but that doesn't mean it doesn't have grounding in reality or is filled with only my own desire for self-glorification. Would like some input boyee. --User:Lionlionlion

My forum topic[edit]

You big fat meanie face. You deleted my forum topic with John Lenin in it. Now I'm gonna go cry, talk about how much I hate my life, & cut myself. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 13:14, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Norman Bates ='([edit]

Dude, you deleted my Norman Bates article. I was working on that for three weeks. I'm so angry right now.

As far as I know, it was only three sentences long, and created today in less than five minutes. Plus, it was completely random. Make sure your articles are longer in sentences than the number of weeks you've worked on them, in the future. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:54, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

My first article ='([edit]

You deleted my article Your mom's mom. I believe this to be unfair and a bit prejudgmental. The article was kind of work in progress, with and as I only learned about the work in progress template seconds ago, you can't blame me for not putting in the template. Also, I got the complex linking in the wrong order. I would be quite chuffed if you would reconsider, I would be very chuffed if you changed your mind, and I would be slightly chuffed if you gave a reason for the huffing. Phalanxia 22:17, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

A Favor...[edit]

Could you please unlock User:Monika/Marty/Marty_revision4 and User:Monika/Marty/Marty_revision8? There's no hurry since they article functions fine without them, but it's unnecessary messiness and I don't like unnecessary messiness. Thanks again. --monika 16:37, 24 February 2008 (UTC)


Have you no sense of humo[u]r?!!! "Nothing happens here" is a classic response to plugh in Colossal Cave! It must be there for posterity's sake! Even Wikipedia has "Nothing happens here" on the "plugh" page!!! 20:15, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

The Wikipedia article also has more words that "Nothing happens here". --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:23, 6 February 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for locking the article, you just did everyone a big favour.

I'll try to sort out the revised version sometime, but I can't be bothered right now

No problem, I've been waiting to see someone fix that for a long time. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:23, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]

Thank you for unbanning me, I promise I will be a much better member from now on, and I'm sorry for being a total noob in the past, I read the rules on how to be funny and not just stupid, and I am making useful contributions as we speak!



Who wants cookies?[edit]

Newcookie.gif Hinoa has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


Rough Pubs[edit]

Fishbeer.jpg Rabbi Techno
is sending you this undoubtedly
delicious beer to say thanks
for voting for Rough Pubs!
From Rabbi Techno

User talk:[edit]

That'd be me, only not signed in...I have about three minutes online so no time! RabbiTechno 22:04, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Top 3 of January[edit]

Just a gentle reminder to lock the voting page, now that we've passed the 15th. User:15Mickey20/sig 11:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

We started about 2 days late so I decided to lock it on the 17th, so I'll do so tonight. Sorry for the confusion. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:34, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni Thanks you and snubs the Academy![edit]

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:18, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Just to let you know[edit]

I will not be able to poopsmith for a bit... Will be back in about 5 days... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:21, Feb 21

Wait, you're a poopsmith?! Why does no one ever tell me these things! Have a nice 5 days, anyway. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:22, 21 February 2008 (UTC)


You forgot it again. Unblock #26562 --User:Charitwo/sig 05:28, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Please ban my IP[edit]

My IP is shared by idiots. Being a school IP, it is shared by idiots. Please ban it. Please. Please. 19:29, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

You may also want to get rid of this. (Sorry, I was watching RC when I saw this...I'm not a stalker(I am a stalker(Nothing says 'I love you' like my name burned in gas in 50-foot letters on your lawn.).)!) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:36, Feb 22

Why Did you huff "Baby eater"?[edit]

What was wrong with this article? It WAS funny!

Not enough content. We like lots of effort put into articles here. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:52, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Can you come to IRC?[edit]

Or even come to IRC? User:Mordillo/sig3 22:17, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

New complimentary section header by Mordillo[edit]

hello i am hellsjanitor.i was wondering if u would not be totally offended if i recreated the page "Galpoy" i was going to continue work on that page until i had made something.then u and the other actually funny people:)could come along and edit it all u wanted.

Loads of thanks[edit]

Ah, TKF. You freely admitted on IRC one time to strongly disliking me at one time. In fact, I believe your exact words were "I distinctly remember thinking you were a giant dick." Regardless of how well-endowed I actually am, I won you over with my something and then you voted for me in VFS. For that I thank you wholly. And, for the love of God, stop being such a sycophant!-User:Ljlego/sig 04:17, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

I'LL TRY K --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:46, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Excellent.-User:Ljlego/sig 04:51, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks be to you![edit]

Thanks again for the votes, in both phases of VFS. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:55, Mar 1



Late Thanks[edit]

User:Necropaxx/VFHthanks5 User:Necropaxx/sig 00:51, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Question for the sake of askin'[edit]

Hi there TKF, hope life is treating you well. Anyway, enough small talk, a question, if I may. Specifically, re: Uncyclopedia:VFH/Rap, which you closed as "already featured". Uh, when? It's not on here, and it doesn't have the featured template... I'm all for getting the thing off the queue, but surely for a more valid reason? Or did I miss something (I have a history of missing things. Busses, usually). Anyhow, I don't see it as a major issue, it just confused me so I thought I'd mention it in passing. I'm off now to do what my boss thinks he pays me for. --User:Under user/sig2 15:10, Mar 5

Gah! That's my fault. When I reverted it, I reverted it to the reversion before the reversion before it was featured, because the "view featured" version on the featured template was the reversion of the reversion before the template was added, and all that jazz. Fixin' now. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:50, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

A question from an IRC user[edit]

Someone (Template:U) has messaged me in IRC asking that I unban him. I told him I'd leave a message on your talkpage about it, and now I have. He claims he was mentioning BENSON as part of an injoke, and isn't a sock of anyone in particular, or for that matter, anyone at all. He claims to have read HTBFANJS and the Beginner's Guide, and so asks to be unbanned. Now I've relayed his message, you can talk to him about it here.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 02:23, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I had the same sneaky sensation TKF. Are we paranoid or simply right? HEY! LOOK OUT FROM THAT SSSFSEJWKH! User:Mordillo/sig3 09:50, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Belated Thanks[edit]

User:Mordillo/uotm Extra thanks for the nom, you Jew :) User:Mordillo/sig

You. IRC. NOW.[edit]

please User:Mordillo/sig3 21:43, 9 March 2008 (UTC)



I think the Spider-man stuff was pretty good. But then, what do I know? I may have a tumah, after all. ItCouldBeATumah 22:19, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

What? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:23, 12 March 2008 (UTC)




Hey, Froggy, could you please redirect my old user page (User:Uncyclopedian) to User: Uncyclopedian Again? If you do, thanks. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:51, 17 March 2008 (UTC)


User:Under user/Drunk thanks

--User:Under user/sig2 15:48, Mar 21


Yeah, I'm not sure if you know me, but I'm a Sysop at Wikichan. I've noticed your numerous edits and you've impressed me as an experienced wiki editor (of which I became more impressed when I saw your contribution to Uncyclopedia). Anyways, I'm here to ask for help; over the past week, we've received a crapflood of vandalism. As of the moment, they have made a statement: "Give us what we want and we will leave your 'wikichan' alone." They further threatened us by stating "If you fail, we will bring in more vandals." From what we know about the vandals, they were one named "VandalCorp" and according to the ED article " , they've taken many websites. So it seems like we're pretty much up against a persistent threat with plenty of experience.

This is why I'm asking for your help. For a while we've been getting a handle on the vandalism, but they recently started using advanced methods by using several accounts and really messing with the image files. All I ask is that you would help us keep watch over the wiki and revert anything that would noticed as blatant vandalism. You do not have to and I'll respect that, since you've left Wikichan alone since sometime in February. We'll appreciate it if you volunteer; this would mean a lot to us. Bot 21:42, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Unfortunately, no; I'm just a lowly Sysop. WikiSysop is the only b'crat on the entire wiki and he hasn't been active for a while now.
  • Anon edits are already entirely disabled.
  • Not sure how to change user rights.
  • Tried to get WikiSysop to install checkuser, but he seems to have forgotten about/didn't care for it.
  • Thinking of getting him to give another b'crat status to another Sysop for get some more admins.
  • Also the WikiSysop is trying to get a bot for WIkichan, so that's probably why he's not on for a while now.

In all, there's really no apparent way to reconfigure the site to our bidding. The only thing we could do is play with the pre-programmed tools that were included.

By the way, so you know of a tool that allows for rapid rollback of a user's edits? Bot 22:15, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh, and there's not "semi-protect" option either. Only stuck with "Default", "No anonymous editors" (useless), and "Sysops only" (too resrictive). Bot 22:17, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Well look at that; either it's been unplugged, a vandal DDoS, or the vandal pulled the plug himself. Not good. Bot 04:30, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

Abu Sayyaf Article[edit]

Hi, I saw that you deleted the Abu Sayyaf article. I was about to edit it today and finish it, but i forgot the under construction tag was only until March 25.

Can you please give me the deleted article and restore it in my user page, if possible? I hope its not too late.


--User:Gilgal1/sig 02:25, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Ridiculously late thankings[edit]

SpookyGuy.JPG BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:50, Mar 29

lol u suxx[edit]

Niice. User:SysRq/sig

Banned again[edit]

Hey Froggy, you, uh, banned me for 6 months the other day. This isn't a criticism, but did you not realize that my "vandalizing" Template:U was all in fun and games? If you want to put me in the office or whatever, would that be a solution? (P.S. Thank you for voting on my stupid articles!) User:Cajek/sig2

Dear Cajek:
It was a joke. I asked the admins on IRC to ban you for as long as possible.
— Sincerely, your favorite doctor
Or at least I hope it was. Otherwise this'd be seriously embarrassing.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 22:10 Apr 01, 2008

Jeez! No wonder I felt slightly annoyed when I was banninated. Was Led in on it too? He unbanned me... If he was, applause for going overboard! User:Cajek/sig2

I wasn't, actually. I just unblock you every once in a while on impulse. Sometimes you aren't even blocked. Mostly you are, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:38, Apr 1

Herman Li[edit]

CVP, Never will be funny?


Just rip some of this shit off, get creative.

Deleting stuff[edit]

Hey up TKF, hope things are good and stuff. Anyway, I noticed you deleted Crimson Lizard according to the votes. Fancy getting rid of the redirect at Crimson lizard (redirect) (delete) as well? Ta much. --User:Under user/sig2 11:19, Apr 4

Fancy'd!--Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:30, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Hurrah, you're alive![edit]

Congratulations, my son!

Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday!

As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift.

Have fun**!

*Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry.
**Not actually allowed, it's only an expression.


User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig2

"FYI, Somalia is IN Africa, Mr. Smartypants reviewer"[edit]

Oh! Haha! So sorry, I kept thinking of Samoa when I was reading the article. My apologies, *blush* User:Mightydandylion/sig 01:40, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

Are you adopting noobs?[edit]

Hello. My name is Barry O' Leary and i'm new to this site. I was wondering if you were currently taking on apprentices (or noobs as they are affectionately called)--Learimus 23:56, 14 April 2008 (UTC)


User:DJ Irreverent/thankyoucl

Also if you ever want an image photoshopped I'll do it for you :D --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Heinous hates everyone equally.[edit]

User:Jocke Pirat/Heinous Thanks

User:Jocke Pirat/Sig

Help! Top ten of March is out of control![edit]

Yeah, so the top ten of March needs to be protected and it's almost as if it's out of control. Any chance you could help? Thanks User:15Mickey20/sig 20:05, 17 April 2008 (UTC)

Any way to get my huffed article back?[edit]

I didn't know I had to upload a template. And I'm not sure why exactly you deleted it, so I would like to know why. I am sorry if I did something wrong. Really truly. joielin 24:18, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

All right[edit]

To start off, you seem to have Voted For Deletion to Celebrity Deathmatch. It's like that, so if you don't like it, don't bother deleting it.

Second, NarutoWiki made Celebrity Deathmatch. You seem to have deleted his article to piss him off. He'll be really unhappy when he sees that you have deleted his article.

Third and MOST IMPORTANTLY! Do NOT get involved with the guy who keeps attempting to ruin the CDM list! XxPanzerOutlawxx and Link 486 is trying to stop him, but you seem to delete it just to make sure that you saved his life. Not cool, man. Not cool. You give Celebrity Deathmatch a bad name. 21:03, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Wat --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:42, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Did'nt you read my message? What do you think I'm from? Finland? Sweden? 11
29, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
First of all, I deleted it because it was voted for deletion by the whole community, not me. Plus, I'm an admin and anything I do is law. Also, I have nothing to be afraid of for the prior reason. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 13:44, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
You should only be afraid of fear itself. And hamsters. They're pretty bad. User:Mordillo/sig3 13:52, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Aw man, I thought this topic was going to be about TKF's catchphrase. Aaawwwllll riiiiighhhhtttt User:Cajek/sig2
Finland was my first guess, yeah. User:SysRq/sig

It does'nt matter if you're an admin. You can't treat good users liek dirt. Celebrity Deathmatch is about fight spoofs of the real one. But, I guess it was VFD just to piss off NarutoWiki cause Celebrity Deahmatch sucks. it's like that, so stop whining. Also, NarutoWiki told me that admins are noobs who can't even think straight. 21:31, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Maybe you don't understand this, but a bunch of users voted to delete the page. Don't believe me? The link's right here. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:49, Apr 29
I'm the one who's whining? o_O --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:23, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

From one whore to another[edit]


Flight of the Conchords[edit]

I just wanted to thank you for putting up that leggy blonde video on your talk page! I got into the Flight of the Conchords because of it. User:Mightydandylion/sig 00:06, 28 April 2008 (UTC)


FurbyOnFire.jpeg FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008


User:Optimuschris/21days thanks Thanks for your vote. I'd have made a cooler template but I'm too stupid. -User:Optimuschris/sig00:08, 30 Apr


You know what the deal is with Flappy woo-ha? It has like 817 links to it... Weren't the redirects kind of funny? User:Zana Dark/sig 07:16, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I use that as an example in my welcome message...I really should do something about that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:51, May 1


Good job, Frogz! We love you, even if your family and the rest of the world doesn't! :D User:Cajek/sig2

I guess it comes full circle...[edit]


It was you who got me into reviewing (when you had a ton up there), so I guess this was kinda that which made me go off on the tangent. Also, congrats on WotM! User:Heerenveen/sig3 1/05 16:12

NotM - Thanks[edit]


Treekuttingfarmer, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks! - 16:07 2 May User:YesTimeToEdit/sig2

You know I never actually voted for you, despite my efforts to get you requalified? :O --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:44, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh yes you did!. "Yes time to vote" - I believe that's you... You were the second person to vote! - 19:19 2 May User:YesTimeToEdit/sig2
Really? Huh, I suppose that meant that at one point in time I accidentally voted for all 3 candidates at the same time. My bad? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:21, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Yuh, a couple of people voted twice or thrice, I think.... - 19:29 2 May User:YesTimeToEdit/sig2


Hey TKF! I'm sorry to hear that: would you be so kind to tell me what about my reviewing style is of particular concern--if not all of it? I appreciate any thoughts! User:Mightydandylion/sig 01:57, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

It's just all big and new and different... sorry, I'm just a nativist D: --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:31, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh, lol, well I'm relieved. But I'm not sure I understand what being naked has to do with reviewing. *badumtisch* lol, sorry. User:Mightydandylion/sig 03:08, 4 May 2008 (UTC)

I am bored[edit]

Is a website kinda like digg for bored people, as far as I can tell. Letting them have their page doesn't cause any harm, but does bring a good few hundred new viewers to the site (at least - their mention has almost 5000 views in the few hours it's been up), something it's generally agreed upon is a good thing. There's a rush to edit it right now, but it'll die down in a while, and we might end up with some new readers, and hopefully new contributors. And one more article about a website, which more than a few of them are actually putting effort into to be good, but I think that's worth it. But not if we delete their page outright and ban everyone. Let them have fun now, and everyone benefits. And then there'll be peace and love in all mankind. Or two small parts of it anyway. User:Spang/Sig 02:25, 05 May 2008

I'll give it a week to die down. If it keeps being a vandal magnet, I'll semiprotect it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:39, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
Yah, that was the plan, though semi-protecting it now would mean not even the well-intentioned new people could edit it :) It's on my watchlist too, so I'll be keeping tabs on it just in case it suddenly turns into cocks everywhere. Now I'll just hope it doesn't get deleted and everyone banned by the next admin that logs on... User:Spang/Sig 02:53, 05 May 2008

Really really really really really really late thanks[edit]

User:DJ Irreverent/08thanks

I felt like making one after aaaaaaaaaaaaall those months --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 12:49, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for voting[edit]

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:24, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Re: Xbox Live[edit]

I do have Xbox live but I didn't request you, sorry :) --User:DJ Irreverent/sig 12:54, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008[edit]

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-11-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:39, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Long-delayed thankings[edit]

Guyonfire.jpg Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:54, May 12

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008[edit]

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:08, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

I didn't tell you I was unbanned[edit]

Oops, my bad. : P

The thing is, I don't know if I'm really unbanned or if it's just temporary. Do to technically, I shouldn't really be unbanned. I'm waiting to hear Zombiebaron's judgment on the issue. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:39, May. 15, 2008

FUCK YEAH![edit]

User:The UnIdiot/rockthanks

Thanks for the vote User:The UnIdiot/sig 19:04, May 15

Free Images?[edit]

Are there any? I need help with the articles UnNews:US Govt. encourages Perverts! and Admin Treats. They need images and I do not have a way to tell if a image is SAFE to use or not, getting ME BANNED(Hope not) or worse. Thanx.Alien Hunter 19:11, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

If it doesn't say Copyright on it or on the site you get it from, it's free. We here have the Fair Use policy, which opens up virtually anything for our disposal. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:17, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

Da-yum, suh, you have one long title[edit]

How'd you ever get so big?

Um, apparently some people have left? I'm sorry, I left two months ago, and I would like to get a little caught up perhaps? If you don't mind and all. Th...that is if you remember who I am......

I'm terribly sorry.

Sincerly, User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 04:39, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

No mind, RDB. So glad to see you back. Now get to work. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:44, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Would you be so kind[edit]

As to have a word regarding this: [1]. I think this is vanity, and the author does not appear to be taking my request, and message left on the article talk page seriously. Thanks TKF. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 02:37, May 21

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008[edit]

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-22-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:20, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome[edit]

Just wanted to thank you for welcoming me a few minutes ago. Given that I joined in late 2005, however, I'm unsure what signal this was meant to send. My first thought was that the admins back in 2005 looked over my early/only contributions and, finding that they evinced some actual knowledge of their subjects and contained no references to short-lived internet phenomena, judged them totally unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. Thus they hoped that by ignoring me I would go away; when this failed, they resignedly sent you.

I certainly hope this isn't the case, but the only alternative I can see is that this place is run by a pack of shiftless buffoons who don't know the meaning of the word "manners" (or of most other words). I can see by the scrupulously tasteful design of your user home page, though, that you devote a great deal of your clearly heterosexual time to Uncyclopedia. Since you were kind enough to greet me, I hope you don't mind if I harass you in the future with my stupid questions. --George 01:56, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem. You seem like a funny guy, I hope you retroactively enjoy your stay. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:14, 25 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008[edit]

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-29-08 User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 03:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Banning Dr. Skullthumper[edit]

Please don't. I need him for my own nefarious purposes. Thanks? User:Cajek/sig2

Late thanks![edit]

User:SysRq/tyvm vet User:SysRq/sig

Please read[edit]

This. Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:28, Jun 3

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008[edit]

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 05:20, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Back to black[edit]

Hey, it's been a long time since I saw you anywhere other than ?pedia. Yup, I'm back on Uncyc after like 3 months or something. Hi! --User:Fag/sig4

Excuse me dear[edit]

  • Now hold on there. Before I revert your attempt to have an article that I wrote deleted, yet again, I feel we may be in need of a little tête-à-tête, and, since you are not on IRC, your talkpage shall be the place. Now, first off, as you've probably already seen (whilst archiving the VFD) I did not write the article as a statement or as an anything: I wrote it as an article. Surely you've written articles before? I sat down, had a little inspiration, and decided to write. This is what came out, and I find it funny. I do not find it "random". And, I do not know how to fix whatever it is about it that you find "random". So, let us begin with that. How can make my news item less of whatever you seem to not like? I'd for sure like to know. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 01:34, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
    • It's nothing personal against you, sorry if you interpreted it that way (it must have been easy to interpret it that way), it's something very personal with the article. I've deleted maybe hundred of articles that were pure, random crap. When I logged on and I saw the link to your article on the main page, I thought it was some kind of joke, or vandalism or something. That article, once you take away the fancy formatting, is just a giant word salad with extra dressing. If you can read your article and say it isn't random, you aren't being sincere. I would have deleted it on the spot if I hadn't had such an affinity for pretty formatting, so instead I put it on VFD. I would have put an ICU on it, but you would have just removed it and carried on and gotten us both pretty angry (like right now). Also, I forgot about the day limit, but it's been excepted before by non-admins so I figured I'd fight a little fire with fire. You weren't intentionally abusing your status, but it's like Kip said. A piece of crap written by 42.901.348.91 is not the same piece of crap written by Zombiebaron. I wanted to destroy that sentiment that I discovered within your article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:42, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
      • Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that you had noble intentions at heart. It is to bad that you cannot see what I see in the article. -- User:Zombiebaron/sig 02:00, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 16:53, 12 June 2008 (UTC)


Come on, if you have a sec. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 07:20, Jun 15

You may be glad to know that your fears were unfounded -- a checkuser from sannse got it all sorted out :). However, I forgot to ask about my hunch, so if you have a sec, could you bug someone with a checkuser? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:02, Jun 16


Thanks for fixing the top of Thou. It was my first article, and I couldn't figure out how to make that top part look good. Much appreciated. [[The Woodburninator 18:48, 20 June 2008 (UTC)]]

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 00:58, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Thin line[edit]

... tell me now, what are we supposed to do? Best. Unblock reason. Ever. That is all. --User:Under user/sig3 18:34, Jun 23

Hey TKF[edit]

I'm not really sure where to go with this, as it doesn't seem like the kind of thing than BP is used for, and you're the only active admin right now, so... Anyways, I think am fairly sure there's some socking going on at EGAEDM, trying to rob admin-elect at this point Modus of a well-deserved award. Fancy having a look for me please? Ta. User:Heerenveen/sig

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 22:47, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for Voting![edit]

User:Hanyouman/TerryManyThanks -- Hanyouman 15:28, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Recent Banning[edit]

Why did you ban ImTheDevil?--Nytrospawn 19:39, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

It looked like he replaced the page Near death experience with a wikipedia page, but upon closer inspection, he was the one who created the page in the first place. Forgive me, I'm really tired and stressed out. Also, why does the signature button not include a timestamp or hyphens, now? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:42, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Whaddya talkin aboot? It still does!--Nytrospawn 19:47, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Also, did ya remove the IP autoblock TKF? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:49, Jul 2 wake up mrn. Sorry Man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:51, Jul 2


why did you huff my article?

It sucked. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

we where gonna expand it, alot of these articles suck, ours was gonna be funny!

Make it again then, I'll give it a second chance. Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Can you get rid of this guy too?[edit] He's also messing with Dead Nigger Storage. Maybe just protect the page. User:The Woodburninator/sig 04:42, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

for your userpage[edit]

add to your userpage User:SysRq/VoteBFF User:Baseball16/sig 22:04, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes I cam here to do this, too. God damn admins and page protection. Grrrr! - [22:19 5 July] User:YesTimeToEdit/sig7
Yettie I know how you feel.User:Baseball16/sig 16:30, 6 July 2008 (UTC)



You just HAD to make me remember that song, god damnit TKF. --User:Charitwo/sig 06:13, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 06:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise[edit]

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:30, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 06:09, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 06:10, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 16:49, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Gee, Thanks...[edit]

You think I suck? I said clearly, if I suck someone stop me. And you spoilt my perfect record. I didn't even notice until it was over though, so no harm done. Also hello, don't think we've really spoken before, though it was you that welcomed me, way, way back in December. User:Orian57/sig4 19:43 3 August 2008

You had a perfect record? I beg to differ, because clearly that homophobic admin Skullthumper banned you for being "a ghey." Also, nice to meet you. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:59, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I noticed that after. You admins all just abuse your power don't you? I didn't believe those rumours until now... I've now lost my faith in the law. It's so sad when the people you expect to uphold teh law break it themselves. or something pretentious like that. User:Orian57/sig4 20:13 3 August 2008
Hillarious. User:Orian57/sig4 20:31 3 August 2008
:D --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:33, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 08:00, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008[edit]

User:THEDUDEBOT/sig 08:01, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Thank you for voteing on my article, you've have done so on a few of mine, so thanks again:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:09, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008[edit]

User:Gerrycheevers/UnSignpost/08-07-08 Painstakingly hand-delivered by: User:Gerrycheevers/sig 16:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey, TFK[edit]

Just dropping by to say hi, TFK. Hi. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:11, Aug 13

TFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Roman Dog Bird/sig 22:17, 13 August 2008 (UTC)
/me bends over, puts head between knees, and... you know the rest User:Cajek/sig2
You can do that? Damn you're lucky. User:Orian57/sig4 23:42 13 August 2008


hey froggy, just wondering if you had any comment for the signpost about the slut list. thoughts on rising six spots to third? plans on overtaking Template:U? would you care to explain how Template:U ranks second despite being terribly inactive? User:Gerrycheevers/sig 16:24, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

A wizard did it. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:09, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Hea Dude[edit]

(Huff log); 16:08 . . Thekillerfroggy (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Amby": Voted for deletion)

I wondered if you had read the discussion we had during that vote? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:12, Aug 16

I did, but Hyperbole said he already moved it to the userspace did he? In any occasion, if he moved it back, he deleted all of the past edits to the article by accident, making it impossible for me to find the original author by going to the history. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:47, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Yea, it's cool dude. Everything is sorted. I only mentioned it as you are one of the guys who is active on VFD, and I was just hoping to get you on-board with this "move to userspace sometimes" thing. Basically if enough of the voters agree that the article should be given to the author to fix it's probably worth the bother of moving it. You mentioned that you would have been willing to move it (if that were possible), so I guess everything is cool... Have fun. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:53, Aug 16

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008[edit]

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: User:Gerrycheevers/sig 17:55, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today![edit]

User:Readmesoon/Join the UnOrder!

Actually sounds interesting. Sign me up! --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:37, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

UnOrder Awards[edit]

Dear <insert name here>, the monthly awards for the Unorder of Uncyclopedia are now open nomination and voting. You can nominate your fellow UnOrder Members for Weiner of the Month (UnOrder Writer of the Month), b00b of the Month (UnOrder n00b of the Month), and Recyclopedian of the Month (UnOrder Uncyclopedian of the Month). Thank you and have a nice day! User:Readmesoon/sig3

PS: You have been nominated for the Weiner of the Month. Perhaps you should put up the template {{VoteUWotM}} on your userpage? User:Readmesoon/sig3


froggy, what's the proper way to go about dealing with the improper removal of an ICU tag? it's like the third time it's happened to me. this time i speak of this article. does it depend on the quality of the article? i suppsoe the choices are 1) VFD 2) QVFD 3) reapply ICU. this one looks like it's bad/short enough for QVFD, but i was wondering if there were any rules concerning this. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

BP user, VFD the article if it's over a week old, QVFD with specification of ICU removal if under a week. Basically, leave it to the judgement of the admin community. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:06, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
excellent. i shall adhere to these guidelines in an unflinchingly rigid manner. User:Gerrycheevers/sig 18:39, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (vee double-you ex why zee)[edit]

Come on IRC sometime, ya?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:48 Aug 19, 2008

UnSignpost: August 21st, 2008[edit]

User:MantiBot/Signature 12:43, 22 August 2008 (UTC)


IRC, now, we need to talk. -- User:Olipro/sig 09:20, 23 August 2008 (UTC)

Bring a tub of animal fat and your wellies. -- User:Mhaille/sig
All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light. Premier Tom Mayfair
Archive! ARCHIVE! ARCHIVE! User:Mordillo/sig3 13:16, 23 August 2008 (UTC)
Nah, I like talking to humans, not wrinkled dicks. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:09, 23 August 2008 (UTC)


You huffed the article Headless Chicken Mode at Rationalwiki. As you noted it was copied from Rationalwikiwiki. As it is deleted I can’t check but I am 90% sure I gave a reference. I frequently copy from one Wiki to another and I hardly ever overlook a reference. If I overlooked it that was a genuine oversight. Proxima Centauri 21:14, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

In this specific case, it doesn't matter, I placed a {{vanity2}} tag long ago. I told you before, Proxima, that that article in it's current form, doesn't belong here. It is a private incident/behavior that belongs to a very limited group of people - ie, rational wiki editors. It doesn't belong here in my humble opinion. User:Mordillo/sig3 21:19, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
I’m concerned about accusations of plagiarism. Proxima Centauri 04:24, 26 August 2008 (UTC)
Being the writer of the article in question, I am fully qualified in saying it was plagiarism. User:Hans Johnson/sig 07:08, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
You released the text under GNU FDL. Uncyclopedia were withing their rigihts to delete it as it didn't fit here. It was not plagiarism. Proxima Centauri 19:52, 29 August 2008 (UTC)
Proxima, we're not looking at the GNU guidelines, we're looking for original material, not for cross-wiki text copy paste. User:Mordillo/sig3 08:59, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008[edit]



What the hell are you doing!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:04, Sep 2

Removing all instances of a deleted template. See: VFD. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:08, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Can I just ask?[edit]

what exactly I did to piss you off? Also, do you ever archive your talk pages? My browser crashed. -- Template:Adjective Ape (anglicanise) (Riot Porn) 18:38, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Also did me pissing on your talk pages make your browser crash? Oh..... -- User:Mhaille/sig
You were really annoying in IRC this one time. I think. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Really? What'd I do?-- Template:Adjective Ape (anglicanise) (Riot Porn) 19:16, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Not to reinvigorate Skullthumper drama, but you did !skully at a REALLY bad time, IIRC. So bad a time that it required a grudge. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 23:21, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Or a thunderous round of applause no doubt? -- User:Mhaille/sig


Yesterday I wrote a hilarious article about the conlang Teonaht. However, when I came back for it today, I found it was deleted, with the explanation "fails QA". Why did you delete it? What does QA mean? 02:48, 3 September 2008 (UTC)