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From Syc--Sycamore (Talk) 12:18, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Over 3 minutes, according to recent changes. I was starting to worry. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:19, Dec 4

Rip what you saw[edit]

So when do we start writing Sir? Are you becoming as lazy as you are handsome? ~ Mordillo 12:56, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my comments in the forum Forum:(Another) open letter to the Cabal. I'm busy as a bastard at work at the moment, and so general maintenance work and Signpost scribblings are all I have time to fit in in between large amounts of stressing and working like a paranoid beaver. And that's without the continuing travails of Mrs UU's family taking up most of my evenings... I'd love to get going on that article. And on the collab I'm supposed to be doing with DJI. And the article I told PP I'd have a tinker with. And the article MrN requested. And the... Yeah, you get the idea anyway. There is nothing I'd like to do more than settle down to some proper writing. I've just got no idea at all when I'll be able to do it! I haven't forgotten buddy. Promise! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:24, Dec 4
I think you need to set your priorities straight - writing with me first. Work second, Mrs. UU last. As long as you don't tell her I said so O_O ~ Mordillo 13:40, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
And your recommendation of divorce lawyer is...? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:47, Dec 4
Famine. ~ Mordillo 13:59, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
I'd prefer someone a little more active... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:23, Dec 4
JoeShea? Oh no wait, I blocked him. Snap. ~ Mordillo 14:26, 4 December 2008 (UTC)


There is the distinct possibility that this is my favourite award on this whole site. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:17, Dec 4
You're only about the third person to have received it, since apostrophe abuse runs rampant. :-) RabbiTechno 16:21, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
No no, this is your favorite award:
Jew.gif This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

~ Mordillo 16:27, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

It's the surname, right? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:01, Dec 5
/me passes by giggling wildly... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:28, Dec 5
Hey, don't just pass by, the UnSignpost still needs delivering. THEDUDEMAN said THEDUDEBOT was delivering it, but he said that ages ago and clearly was lying. Kick MrN9001 in the balls and get him moving, please! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:40, Dec 5

Oh ta for that[edit]

I thought there was something wrong. It's just I wrote it a when I was losing my mind and started mis-correcting my spelling. What do you think of the actual laughter quality? Sissy liked it. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 14:22 5 December 2008

Thought it was alright, actually. Interested to see where you go with it. Very much one of yours, isn't it? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:48, Dec 5
First person neurosis, I'd say so. also I writing it. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 18:29 5 December 2008

PEEING Congratulations![edit]

Hey, Congratulations on getting the 100 in-depth reviews mark! You are an inspiration to us all! Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:19, Dec 5

Heh, thanks. That's just "100 since Cajek started keeping the list" though - I'm closing on 150 in total, I think, although not all of 'em were in-depth. Not sure about the inspiration bit either, I'm just an opinionated git! As far as I'm concerned, OEJ's still the man. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:30, Dec 5
Well, of course, nobody does it better than OEJ, but you still have been cranking out one in-depth review after another. That deserves another thank you. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:49, Dec 8

UnSignpost: 4th December 2008 (yea, we know it's late)[edit]

MrN9001 19:15, 5 December 2008 (UTC)

The names Bond, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/James Bond[edit]

Thanks for the review of my James Bond article. I've fixed the (shamefully many) spelling errors and added to the books section, which I had previously run out of steam on. I shall take it over to VFH. Thanks again. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:19, 7 December 2008 (UTC)


What zo you think about writing ze whole fafikte article in the red and black colors of the fatherland? ~ Mordillo 16:12, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

And yellow - don't forget yellow. But actually, I'm not sure. It might look off-puttingly garish. I'm already wondering if that table can be formatted to be a little less in-your-face. And pondering other ideas as well. I like what you've written though, don't get me wrong! Man, what I really need is a few days off work for some serious writing time. Roll on christmas hols! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:21, Dec 10
I was thinking about the table myself. It is a bit offensive. But then again...this whole article is offenseivr O_O ~ Mordillo 10:27, 10 December 2008 (UTC)


Eh, the alligator bit at the beginning I'm not all that fond of, mainly because it makes the entire article feel like it's the same formula over and over, so it's less of a surprise, and I think good humor has a large element of surprise. But perhaps it makes it funnier to others, I'm not sure. I do recognize the wiki nature of this site, and just because I wrote the article initially doesn't mean it has to be exactly the way I like it. The important thing is for it to get funnier for the general public with each edit (and it seems to be doing much better in VFH than it did before, so perhaps it is seen by most as funnier that way?). The other edits (the format and such) don't bother me. And thanks for the nomination. --NotANinja 16:28, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Fair enough, I see your point about the alligator bit - I just thought it set up the running joke. I don't think the success on VFH is down to the changes though, I think it's down to 2 things - 1. At the time, I seem to recall a spate of really crap articles nominatmed by IPs, so people took one look at the first line, thought "that seems badly written", and then went back and voted. 2. People take nominations more seriously when they're by an established user as opposed to an IP, so they're more likely to read all of it and get the joke. Remove the alligator bit if you want, I don't think it'll affect it adversely. I was just trying to make a few edits in line with the spirit of your article, and I'd prefer it if when your article gets featured, you're happy with it! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:34, Dec 10

UnSignpost: 11th December[edit]

MrN9001 21:20, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Now you listen here mister[edit]

If you can think you can run off drinking like that without a single smithing, you are sourly mistaken! ~ Mordillo 17:19, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

But I did smith. It was about the only thing I did do yesterday. That was the busiest I've been in a very long time. My sense of humour may never recover. I really needed those drinks last night! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:58, Dec 13

Sign here[edit]


Here is my card.

The Saint has generously left you his card. Give him a call when you're ready to take things a little more seriously.
Why so serious?

I've given you my card. Please make a visit to my user page (not my talk page), and sign my Hall of Fame. It would be an honor to me and my user page. Kind of like signing a cast.

Jimmy the Hellhound 16:37, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Happy Hanukkah[edit]

I'll raise a bacon roll in celebration this afternoon, how's that? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:33, Dec 21

Merry Christmas[edit]

Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game (Bonner) (Talk)

Seasons Greetings[edit]

Keep the "X" in

Santa checks his list to see who's been naughty and who's been nice.

And naughty always makes out better at X-mas

Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:26, 21 December 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:22, Dec 21

Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit]

Happy Giftmas. ~Sissie

sir @ 23:46 Dec 21


Thanks for telling me I can join that little group thing, I would like to join, but for some reason if I click the thing that says sign up here it doesnt work, is there another way? sorry to bug you --Yodel monkey 04:30, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

No problem, what people have generally done is edited the section and added their name under there, although it's not exactly clear. However all that would then happen is I'd come along, say you were in, and shift you into the appropriate section below, so I've added you in and put the userbox on your page. Welcome aboard, thanks again for helping out, and good to have you around! You can call yourself a fresh stain of you want, and feel free to replace your name on that page with your sig if you create one. Give me a shout here if you have any questions, I'm generally about and always happy to help! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:38, Dec 22
Yay someone else to do the work I've dodged for months! Good to have you on board Yodel! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 11:45 22 December 2008
Get back to your reviewing young Orian, or you'll feel the flat of my hand, so help me... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:32, Dec 23
Alright thanks alot for putting the icon on, I think I understand what's going on but if I have any questions I will be sure to ask, thanks alot! --Yodel monkey 23:32, 23 December 2008 (UTC)
That's probably an incentive to keep doing nothing... Also Merry Christmas or "crimbo" if you're feeling hip. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs.jpg 00:55 24 December 2008

Merry Something UU[edit]

May you have a merry something of your choosing and a happy new something else. O_O ~ Mordillo 08:44, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Likewise I'm sure, Mr Dillo. Whatever you celebrate, just make sure you PARTY HARD! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:51, Dec 23

Tis' The Season[edit]



I'd just like to say to you, <insert name here> Merry/Happy/Already with the happy! Hannukah/Kwanzaa/Festivus/Capitalism, bitch-nizzle! and other mildly offensive things that make self-respecting white-people cringe with disgust.

-Colin "All your base" Heaney

Merry Christmas Template![edit]

User:Modusoperandi/Christmas template. Ho ho ho! I didn't put enough thought into this! Ho ho ho! I forgot to make a template! Ho ho ho! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

During this season...[edit]

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:24, 24 December 2008 (UTC)


Christmas-clipart-006.gif Merry Christmas, dudes!
Santa "Metallica" Claus and Necropaxx want to wish you a very merry Christmas, and to always rock around the Christmas tree.
Don't forget the egg nog!

Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:41, Dec 24

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:21, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

while i'm here[edit]

Santa is watching you shower, <insert name here>

and the ip user is deleting articles and replacing them with gibberish The preceding unsigned comment was added by Halsoft (talk • contribs)

Survival is for the meek[edit]

So how did you survive Xmas? And what are you doing at work? I thought I was the only miserable git doing something today. ~ 14:48, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I iz not at worx, I iz compilin' a stoopid reportz for mai boss (also I haz been on I Can Has Cheezburger, can you tell?) I have to log on every day for a couple of minutes to note some meaningless figures, then I log off again to go do good family things with my folks. Only it takes 20 minutes because their internet connection moves slower than the average glacier. So while I wait for the stuffs to download I smith and voat for stuffs. I survived Xmas just fine - got loads of good stuff and am in a mist of possessive pride. How did the Hanukkah thingy go, overdosed on oily food yet? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:53, Dec 29
My vanes are as good as done. ~ 14:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
I'm suffering from turkey overdose. My veins are full of sausagemeat stuffing, and my mince pie count finally stalled at 25. I'll book the table next to you in the heart bypass ward, we can spend January idly discussing stuff the Cabal would do if it existed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:04, Dec 29
Which luckily for us, it doesn't. ~ 15:06, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
I know. Just imagining the kind of abuses of power and evil schemes it would perpetrate were it to exist sends cold shivers up, down, across and through my spine. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:08, Dec 29
Lucky for me, my spine is now surrounded by a fine layer of fat, so I don't feel anything O_O ~ 15:16, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I was wondering when you'd notice that...[edit]

I came close to doing a bit of secretarial work last week and moving it, but ah well. Procrastination for the win! –—Hv (talk) 30/12 18:23

You shot who in the what now? Good to see you about anyways Hv. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:26, Dec 30

Why does Uncyclopedia suck like shit now?[edit]

I swear this place used to be fun, but nothing here has made me laugh for ages. No one seems to be writing anything funny and people like Modus are spending most of the time making shitty forum jokes than anything really good. It started going downhill when Cajek left. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:59, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow, that's a question and a half. Er, Some stuff still makes me laugh, although not as much as when I first started.. I partly put that down to being here a while and getting jaded, plus to being here a while and running out of things to discover from older times that would make me laugh, so that I'm more reliant on new stuff to make me laugh - and the ratio of good to crap in new stuff has always been high. Also, this strike Mhaille's on, coupled with the absence of plenty of talented, funny folk such as Cajek, Skull, Lj and the like doesn't help. Then there's the fact that many of our best writers are now admins and spend their time banning and the like, leaving them less time to write, and less inclined to when they do have time, seemingly. There are a bunch more reasons as well, but while I don't agree it sucks like shit, I'd say it's true the site is going through a lull right now. Maybe if the cabal gets its act together and sorts out the domain bullshit, a few more decent folks will return, and a snowball effect will start? I dunno, but I still love this place, and hope picks up again soon. I also hope you have a fun and prosperous 2009, DJ. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:11, Jan 1
Ok, some things have made me laugh, but most of these are old articles dug up from 07 or 06, pretty much nothing written recently has had that class or funniness of the older articles. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:07, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
I don't disagree with you. No idea what to do about it though. I just keep plugging away, hoping my inspiration will return and I can write some good shit again. Until then, I'll keep hoping things will pick up. I'm mildly optimistic like that. The place doesn't feel like it did though, that's a fact. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:25, Jan 1

Thank you for voting.[edit]

Thank you for voting.

Thank you all for voting me your Writer of the Month for December 2008, despite my rather long winded speech half-telling you not to while still being whore enough to accept the award anyways. Enjoy this pretty template styled after my pretty new userpage as your payment, as per our previous agreement. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 22:49, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Just don't stop, dude! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:28, Jan 2

Zsa Zsa would like you to stop by...[edit]

Dahling and see the work that been done to her since you voted against her on Votes for Deletion. Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:46, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I went, I saw, I changed my vote. Good, fast work as ever. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:30, Jan 2

Bore da[edit]

Welsh lady.jpg Alright, boyo?
You voted for an article about me.
This means that you're entitled to a free slice of laver pizza
from Lloydios, the greatest pizzeria in all of Caernarfon.

IronLung 03:14, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

With Great Appreciation[edit]

--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  14:04, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 1st January 2009[edit]

MrN9001 01:07, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

What do you reckon of...[edit]

This... A. Fuck off Sycamore B. Do you remember Thundercats? C. Yeah I like this, you've taken one of the more difficult articles down well or D. None of the above?:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:17, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Let's see, funnier? Check. Better written? Check. Contains a link to one of my articles? Check. That'll be option C then. Nice work Syc. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:49, Jan 7
Groovy:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:54, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Also, I do remember Thundercats. My friend at school had the entire collection. I was more of a Transformers/MASK man myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:01, Jan 7
Hang on, that looks like... was that... (Whisper it) Talk page whoring? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:19, Jan 7
I remembered Thundercats this morning, very randomly. The other thing, whoring... me? I think you are mistaken:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:42, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
I would suggest you stand in a Scottish pub and order a pint of Fuller's London Pride as penance, but I'll overlook it for the subtlety on display. ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:48, Jan 7
I remember we had a conversation like this about Thundercats, not that I remember it, it was just a joke I stole from someone older than me. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 21:56 8 January 2009

What do you think of...[edit]



~ 13:22, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Dunno, looks like a tall person lying down? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:22, Jan 7
I was aiming for a heat seeking missile, but that will work too. ~ 13:25, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
I think Palistine's odds just looked up... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 13:44, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

I just discovered that...[edit]

...You nominated me for writer of the year. I'm really touched...and I take pills for that. But still, deep down from my heart...theres a lot of blood pumping around. Thank you. Hugs, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:57, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

You deserve it for a whole bunch of articles that have genuinely made me laugh out loud, quite simply. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:00, Jan 7

Was it you...[edit]

That changed my biopic in the october 16th issue of the unsignpost? If i was awesome! You is epic! it's given W?PR a huge link boost. If it wasn't do you know who it was? Also I feel like we don't talk any more. How are ya? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 06:56 9 January 2009

Oh and I was gonna ask -- this isn't whoring incidentally -- but what do you think of this I might even have asked you about this before but I don't think I have. It's just as I read it now I still think it's pretty good, though the review I got a few months ago said otherwise. Basically I just want a quick second opinion. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 07:19 9 January 2009
I have never touched your profile, and that's a scandalous accusation. Also, that was Gerry from start to finish, and changed it? That issue hasn't been touched since October... I'll take a look at the article later, once I've got settled in for the day. Also, I guess you're spending too much time playing Horde these days to converse with the likes of me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:57, Jan 9
Oh ok, maybe I just never noticed until now and I'm probably the first (if I don't read about me who will?). I just remember that Gerry put in something that I'd written to poke fun at something completely different that Woody wrote, then changed it to just one line, after that I never noticed it changed. Oh well anyway cool. And it's not just horde, it's the rest of Gears2 not to mention Banjo-Kazooie N&B -- and Dead Space is literally the best game I've ever played. Ah well cool. I'm kinda tired. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:11 9 January 2009
I'm actually fucking pissed off. I bought myself Mass Effect as a late Christmas present, problem is, I bought it on PlayTrade at, and I've been sent a turkey. It plays OK for an hour, just long enough for me to really start getting into it, and then it starts telling me the disc is unreadable. Fuck. Bet I don't get a refund from the little bastard either. But that's not what bothers me, I just wanna play the goddamn game! Argh! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:15, Jan 9
Oh I've had similar bad luck, though I prefer the term crisis. When I first decided to get a 360 and all the paraphernalia I had to go through a catalogue (of course by "I" I mean my parents cos I'm still a child really). When the games started arriving I thought I must have gotten lucky and that it would come within the week. Although I was wrong, and slightly frustrated by the fact that as the six-to-eight weeks went by I accumulated more and more things for the x-box despite the fact it hadn't arrived yet. I had three games that everyone had told me I should play (and by everyone I mean my friend) and a spare controller that I used to pretend I was playing BBC News at Ten. Then it arrived! It was like (and very nearly) christmas! I was at a loss on which game to play first. After hooking it up I decided on Grand Theft Auto IV (the game I bought because my parents fear it). I didn't even get to figure out how to shoot people -- hell I never even saw anyone to shoot before the screen froze. Three lights around the power button went red. Which is sort of the same as massive heart failure. Gutted I packed it up again and sent it off for a replacement. Now I had four games, two controllers, a headset, wireless adapter, 12 months live subscription, the hard drive, a fucking box and a big empty space where the best thing that happened to me in years had sat for only a few hours. It was heart breaking. Still if it had worked the world would have been deprived of my halloween event. so some good came out of the situation. Although it's successor it's the reason my christmas event it less than half finished and the fact i haven't done a review in like ever. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:41 9 January 2009
Mine red ring of death'd just before christmas. It arrived back on tuesday, at the same time as the game arrived. I thought that was tremendous serendipity. Turns out it was just to taunt me. Still, I can still play Crackdown and blow the shit out of lots of nasty evildoers, so it's not a complete loss. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:45, Jan 9
Also my edit comments are normally for my own benefit, so I can see what I was up to at any point. Hardly anyone reads them, and I keep forgetting that you do, and even take them seriously. Ignore 'em, it'll make life easier. And stop being so paranoid! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:56, Jan 9
Oh right. You have a 360 too? I didn't know what Mass Effect was so I assumed it was a PC game. Not have Live no (if you do or ever get it, like sissy said my alias is Orian57)? Oh well I guess the point is: I feel your pain brother, only more so. Oh and that fake link might actually make a really good article. If you have any ideas what may come under a title like that we could collab sometime. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:59 9 January 2009
Seriously, U.U. O57 sounds like boy-band that flunked chemistry really badly. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 09:59 9 January 2009
I know. That's why I only use it when I'm gently winding you up. Or I'm in too much of a hurry to type 4 extra characters... Too skint at the moment to get Live Gold membership. I did get a month's free subscription with my repaired console, but I don't have many games to play over it anyway, so I haven't used it yet. If I can be bothered playing Rock Band online, maybe. But I'm not too bothered about playing Halo, Gears etc. online, I'm shite, and am in no hurry to be called a fucking n00b by 12 year olds. Besides, the only Halo I have is the original, which I picked up for a fiver. I prefer stuff like Mass Effect (an RPG with guns), and the Zelda series on my trusty Nintendo. I'm a sad old git like that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:16, Jan 9
Oh well if you're gonna be all poor on me we can't be friends. You should use your free month though then me you, Sissy and Heeren could probably get a game of Horde going, dead fun with loads of people specially if they're your friends. And actually I've never met a twelve year old on Gears before (fingers crossed though) but there was this one guy, must have been at least sixteen, who was almost in tears, over the fact he was getting shot. simultaneously the funniest and most pitiful thing I've experienced in quite some time. Seriously though Dead Space is really worth it, it has a great story and is genuinely scary and has plenty of replay value. Also don't knock nintendo, I've still got a wii and 64 (though I never played zelda for the 64, my parents thought it was too violent or grown up for me. I was 8 for fucks sake! All my other friends knew what a condom was for before I was allowed to watch power rangers, ok this is turning into a bitter rant about a lost childhood) will never forget Mario64 though, awesome stuff. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 10:37 9 January 2009
Let me put this another way: not only am I not bothered about playing Halo or Gears online, I don't own Halo 2 or 3, or have Gears. I didn't get on with Gears at all, don't know why, just didn't find a spark in it for me. Hey ho. I'd like to hook up against some Uncyc types sometime, but it's not gonna be any time soon. My 64 is back out anyway, as I had to play something while the 360 was away. I'm yomping through the original Banjo-Kazooie and Zelda: Majora's mask again. Does you good to revisit the classics. I might dust my old Amiga off one of these days... Not sure about Dead Space - I'm not that moved by scary stuff, it tends to bore me - not my kind of thing again, although I can see why people like it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:45, Jan 9
Oh I see, well that's fair enough, I own all three halos and they don't move me very much (3rd one is a vast improvement though and I'm sure I'll be able to get into it). Old classics are great, I downloaded the original banjo over live (so I could get the stop and swop bonuses in N&B) managed to complete it insanely fast (it took me months to do it ten years ago) but brought back alot of good memories. As for horror/scary stuff I'm well into that (I think I mentioned before that's what I'd like to write for a living) and shooters of any sort. Resident Evil Four you must have played that, it was released for everything! I bought it twice; once for the GC and then again for the Wii. Anyways Like you said it'd be great to get together over Live we just need a common game now. Not sure what sissy and Heeren have. So wow this has been a very long conversation. pretty awsome though. Might actually write something for here now, I feel kinda motivated. it's a nice feeling. Oh And do let me know what you think of that article I mentioned way up there! |^| SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag.jpg RotM 11:04 9 January 2009


Thanks for the biopick of the week. I always wanted my fifteen minutes of fame. Now I can finally return to my home planet. ~ 16:05, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure you agree it's so accurate it could have been written by your own mother. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:11, Jan 9
I'm quite sure that your mother would have done a better job. ~ 16:12, 9 January 2009 (UTC)
And we all know Codeine's mum would have done the best job of all... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:15, Jan 9
Actually, after meeting Codeina, she would have done the best job of `em all. ~ 16:20, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 8th January 09[edit]

MrN9001 16:13, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Sammy Jackson[edit]

Hey, thanks for reverting the samuel jackson page. I hope he doesn't revert it back. --Gilgal1I'm Bat Fuck Insane!!!Pinoy(Talk to me bitch!!!) 13:25, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey UnderPants man![edit]


Why do we Britishers still say "underpants" when we wear them under our trousers? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:34 12 January 2009

Probably due to an obsolete word stem - ie the word comes from "under pantaloons". A more interesting question might be "why did 'pants' as an abbreviation of 'pantaloons' catch on in American but not here in the first place?" Also, I thought it had been at least a week since you had a change of sig. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:44, Jan 12
Well I've gotta keep up with the fashion! Less is more nowadays you know? Not really I dunno I'm just making this up. Also can I ask a slightly bizarre question? Do you know/remember what a charizard is? Also also also did you read that Big brother related article? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:34 12 January 2009
A Chraizard? I believe that to be a type of Pokémon. Beyond that, I can't help you. As to any BB articles, if you refer to the TV show, I avoid anything to do with that on principle, even Uncyc articles - no point encouraging the buggers further, is there? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:37, Jan 12
Ah that's good, you know enough. That question I just thought I'd ask cos I wrote something that kind of involves Charizard a little bit. Just wondered if anyone else remembers him. Also I sort of see what you mean but that's like cutting off your nose to spite your face is it not? (I mean Dead Set was awesome! Although you don't like horror and keep forgetting that. You should like horror, it's fun. why am I saying all this in brackets? oh well.) For what it's worth satire is rarely on the side of what it's satirising. Oh well I'm working on something new now which is nothing like Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, in the same sense that it is. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:47 12 January 2009
I'll take a squint later, now it's time for me to do the mad dash home! (Oh, and you should like boobies, they're fun.) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:20, Jan 12
What the hell U.U.!? First you call me H which -- contrary to social stereotypes -- I do not appreciate, and then you start berating me about my sexuality. Just because, because well -- why? *cries* ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:24 12 January 2009
Ahem, typo. I must have been in a rush or something. Plus, you say I should like horror, I say you should like boobies. Fair trade? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:25, Jan 12
Yes but horror is something you'd like if you gave it a chance. I looked directly at girl boob today and felt nothing. It was pierced as well and I don't even know if that's meant to be kinky or not. Also hello MrN! I think I might come visit you soon. In the night. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:25 12 January 2009
I wondered how long it would take MrN to pop by. Nice to see you, even in passing, old chap. Now, young Orian: I have given horror a try. I'm old enough to have tried quite a few things in my time. And guess what? I don't like it. Many of my friends don't understand it either, but it's just the way I am. Same as you and boobies, which is why I chose that particular example. Horror leaves me cold, my friend, but that's just part of life's rich tapestry. I've never understood the appeal of scaring the living fuck out of yourself, I guess. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:33, Jan 12
But, what if there were scary boobies? Or cold scary boobies which were however, still... Boobies. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 21:39, Jan 12
Yeah now that I'd watch. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:41 12 January 2009

Message from Santa[edit]

Brokendoll.jpg Ho bloody ho
You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present.
Here, tell you what, have this crappy lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.

--Asahatter (annoy) 11:25, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I bet you always used to play with dolls. Thats why you are the way you are now. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:31 13 January 2009
/me considers this, then adopts Noo Yawk gangster accent. Sure. Dolls, broads, dames, whaddever you wanna call 'em, I "played" wit' 'em alright. Know whaddimean? You, on the other hand, probably played with a Ken doll, and were vaguely disappointed by the lack of anatomical correctness. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:43, Jan 13
Convincing accent, right up untill you said anatomical, something about a new yorker saying that bugs me. And actually no. I had legos, so I could build the perfect castle for me and my prince. :P ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:57 13 January 2009


Thanks for the welcoming message =) Just wanted to ask though. I've noticed in the DYK suggestion section a DYK that is, it seems, directed at me since it says something like how someone loves me (Kit paddle) so much.. and then that im gay. Even though i laughed at the discovery of that submission I find myself wondering if a friend to mine wrote that or someone just really dislikes me =P (already... me who just started out here at uncyclopedia.. ) Is there a way to find out who submitted that suggestion ?

Thanks =) --Kit paddle 17:05, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome for the welcome ;-) As to the DYK matter, there's a template called {{username}}, it puts the username of whoever views it into whatever page they're viewing, while they view it. So I'd see that entry as everyone loves Under user so much. (It's a bit of a giveaway for me, because everyone calls me UU, or Under User...) Anyway, to show you what I mean, here's that template in action: <insert name here>. Try logging out then viewing this page and see the difference. Then go and abuse the life out of that template, everyone else does! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:53, Jan 13
Why honey, your making an example out of little old me! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:35, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
Damn it you got here first, well I'll carry on like I haven't noticed. Say U.U. Why'd you put my name there if you're trying to show kit how it works? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:37 13 January 2009
Hahaha! Fooled me.. Darnit! =) Thanks for explaining, ill think of it next time i see my nick around. --Kit paddle 10:43, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
No worries, it fools everyone at least once - you can't really consider yourself an Uncyclopedian until it has! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:52, Jan 14

Request for your opinion on revisions to the Ussher article[edit]

I got a second review on Ussher, and I got a fairly good score on it. However, I don't the reviewer had a sense of humor that aligns with the article. He said, "I think its at its max potential," and I would tend to agree with him.

The update mainly consists of more material in the evolution section and a change of pics. The images are the only thing that I think might need changed. Finally, do you think its good enough for VFH? For reference, your review is here --Mnbvcxz 06:35, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Morning UU[edit]

So what is this anniversary? It seems rather dramatic? ~ 09:32, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Would have been my brother's birthday. I always get a tad emotional at the thought. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:34, Jan 14
My sympathies. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:40 14 January 2009
Oh damn, sorry to hear that. ~ 10:24, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
No worries guys, but if I fail to be funny today, forgive me, huh? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:53, Jan 14
Will do. I will also be happy to ban Orian if it will put a smile on your face. Or Cajek. ~ 11:49, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
But I'm replying to his message on my page and it's already taken me nearly half and hour! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:56 14 January 2009
Mordillo: how about you drop a Cabal news of the week item into the USP Press Room? That'll put a smile on my face by giving me less flannel to come up with myself! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:06, Jan 14
Ah! That's doable. 12:11, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
Ok feel free to ban me now, I'm done. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:14 14 January 2009

First article *TADAA*[edit]

So here goes nothing! I just added my first article. Had nothing to do today so i stayed at home thinking of what stupid lies i could write about so i went for an article about the game "Fruit Sallad". Plz check it out and gimme some feedback. Maybe a few grammatical mishaps or things like that but all in all im quite proud =P I still have the construction template on since im not entirely sure im done. Maybe a few things id like to add, and of course the changes ill probably have to do after i hear your comments =) Cheers!--kit 17:05, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

OK, a very quick check over reveals nothing that I think would get it quickly deleted, so I'd say you can take the construction tag off. What you have there is a start, now you need to spend a little more time on it. When you want some more in-depth feedback, pop over and ask for a Pee Review - but be patient, they can take a couple of weeks to get actioned. It's worth remembering that if an admin in a bad mood does delete your article, you can ask any admin to restore a copy to your userspace, so you can carry on working on it - not that I think it will be deleted, it's just good to know, I think! Glad to see you're making an effort to go about things the right way around here, if you have any other questions, let me know. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:04, Jan 15


Hey I am really new here (about 4 or 5 days old) and I think I have caught on to many of the things here. I am running into a problem though. I have a list of ugly articles which I am trying to go through and clean up. Some are just god aweful though and I thought it would be better to just delete them. When I go to VFD though there is no place to "nominate" an article like there is for VFH, so I checked around and I didn't find out how but found out your a big part of the VFD system, so I just wanted to know how exactly I nominate an article for deletion. Btw I am sorry to hear about your brother, similar thing with my sister for a few years now so I kinda know how it is. Anyways, ya no rush just wanted to know. :) Thanks! --Tagstit 05:02, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Hi Tagstit, no problem - here goes:
1. On the VFD page, click the edit button beside "Pages For Deletion" near the top - this opens up most of the page for editing
2. At the top, you'll see a template that's been commented out - it'll look a lot like this:
3. Copy that table and nothing else. About 3 or 4 lines below is a line containing a --> insert the table in a new line after this.
4. Put the offending article's title between the square brackets
5. Put a delete reason under the "delete" line, remembering to sign it with the tildes - your code should now look like this:
==[[Crappy Article]]==
 *'''Delete'''. Ugly, unfunny, no hope for improvement, it would be better for humanity if this were deleted. --~~~~
6. Preview the page, make sure it look like the other tables below it - it should look like this (only without a redlink):

Crappy Article[edit]

  • Delete. Ugly, unfunny, no hope for improvement, it would be better for humanity if this were deleted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:25, Jan 15
7. Save the page. Then pop over to the offending page and edit it to add the {{VFD}} tag - or you'll invalidate the vote.
8. Finish a long numbered list with the following obligatory Uncyc in-joke:
9. ???
10. Profit!
Hope that helps. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:25, Jan 15
Thanks alot for the help! Thank you for your NOTM nomination as well,I really appreciate it. By the way about the Peeing thing I would like to be put on that list thing. Thanks for everything! --Tagstit 15:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
No worries, and good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:24, Jan 15

This message was not left by the cabal[edit]

Any feedback on the Unsignpost thingy? ~ 12:00, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, much obliged - many thanks. I'll shovel some final content in and turn it over to the paperbot this afternoon. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:01, Jan 15
I was thinking "You have some nerve to put your trash on the main article" And then I thought, "I am the cabal, I can do whatever the hell I please", and then I remembered that there is no cabal and got into a cosmic paradox and vanished in a puff of vaguely stinking smoke. ~ 12:17, 15 January 2009 (UTC)


Did you read my story about shoe shopping? I didn't write that for nothing you know. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:29 15 January 2009

Sorry dude, I've been colossally busy, and thought I'd replied to everything, but I had fully intended to respond to that mini epic of neurosis, so obviously my senility is just advancing more rapidly than previously suspected! If all that is on the nail, then you might just give an ex-girlfriend of mine a run for her money in the insecurity stakes, and I don't say that lightly. And it made me chuckle, no mean task yesterday, so thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:36, Jan 15
I'm not insecure, am I? Anyway I know you're just saying that, because you don't want to hurt my feelings -- if it was that good you wouldn't have forgotten to reply! -- But I appreciate it. Also glad to have been of service. And it wasn't exaggerated even slightly, I was prepared to walk out of a shop wearing odd shoes. And I'd have worn them till I needed new ones. just so I wasn't putting anyone out. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:45 15 January 2009
I haven't offended you have I? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:54 15 January 2009
/me facepalms. No, I fully intended to respond - I even started a response mentioning that girlfriend in some detail, then realised that was more information than I wanted to put on the internets, so I closed the window, planning to come back, then promptly didn't. And if you ever offend me, you'll know. I'm not backward about going to a userpage and saying "what the fuck did you mean by that?" If I don't do that, you haven't offended me, so keep going! Also, I'm Northern - very hard to offend. Finally, I'd love to see a new Orian article, and Uncyclopedia seems to lack a page on Neurotic - surely you can do something about that? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:04, Jan 15
Yeah I know, it was all part of a joke. Also I shall look into it. Reckon I could probably do that quite easily, actually. So... Am I as cute as this ex? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:28 15 January 2009
I am so not going there... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:50, Jan 15
So what you think I'm ugly? Is that it? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:23 15 January 2009
La la la not listening la la la... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:25, Jan 15
/Cries to friend He won't even talk to me anymore! He basically said I was a stuffed chimp with a monobrow then when I asked him why he wouldn't talk to me -- I mean how childish is that? And I didn't even do anything! /threatens to do something stupid. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:30 15 January 2009
That's stunningly accurate. When did you meet her? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:43, Jan 15
Oh god no, that's not what I meant -- I wasn't talking about her I just presumed that's what you thought about me! Oh god now she'll be thinking I'm a bastard -- why are you doing this to me? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:03 15 January 2009
OK, I'm starting to think you are her now. Seriously, this is the best impression I've heard in ages, right down to the deliberate misunderstandings. I'm gonna suffer a relapse soon. Where are my meds? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:22, Jan 15
Oh so you think I'm a man now is that it? I've never been so insulted and what's this I hear about you getting married without me? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:26 15 January 2009

UnSignpost 15th January[edit]

MrN9001 21:37, 15 January 2009 (UTC)


Not entirely sure what was borderline with my review. It had already been reviewed once and fixed up, and there wasn't that much left to say what to fix up. The article is currently on VFH. --Docile hippopotamus 00:15, 17 January 2009 (UTC)


Hey UU, sorry I keep bugging you but I really like that template you have everytime it says you review, with the tea and all. I wanted to know if you could possibly teach me how to make my own or tell me where I can go to learn how to make one with a different picture and different words and all. If you think it is stealing your idea then I understand completely! Thanks for your time bud! --Tagstit 04:15, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

No problem at all. The thing about making templates is simple: find one you like, steal the code, then tweak it until you like what you've got, and call it your own. My first few templates I stole shamelessly from other people. So take a look at User:Under user/book review, edit the page and steal the code. Create a page in your own userspace called whatever you like, and paste the code in. Then play around with picture, colours and words until it suits you. This is a really handy page full of colours and names so you can find ones you like. Most of my templates are simple, just variations of picture, colours and width/height. For some more interesting ones, look in YesTimeToEdit or Cajek's userspaces, by using the extraordinarily handy Special:Prefixindex page (pop their username in the first box, select "user" from the drop-down list, snoop around!)
The only general rule with templates is ones that are for your own use stay in your userspace, while ones you think may be more widely used go in the Template namespace. Play around and have fun! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:21, Jan 17
Hey thank you so much! Sorry for the delayed response, I have been working and playing with it for a while. I think I have come up with a decent one here, the only problem I have is that there is a white line I can't get rid of between the picture and the text. Any suggestions? You have been really helpful and I appreciate it alot. --Tagstit 20:19, 17 January 2009 (UTC)


Not entirely sure what was borderline with my review. It had already been reviewed once and fixed up, and there wasn't that much left to say what to fix up. The article is currently on VFH. --Docile hippopotamus 00:13, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Woo, deja vu. Mate, I do respond to posts eventually, but on my wife's birthday weekend that can take a little longer, y'know! Anyway, it's a tough call to make on reviews like that, particularly on articles that don't need too much doing - but nonetheless, there wasn't that much help or feedback in the review - two or three lines of help or suggestions. I appreciate you felt it was pretty much done, but the point of the list is to keep an eye on how helpful reviews are, and by the standards of "in depth", that wasn't there. However, you are a good, helpful reviewer, the list doesn't mean that much beyond keeping track of people to have a word if they're not that helpful, and if it's any consolation, you see I'm one review down on the list? That was longer than the review you just gave - Cajek being harsh but fair, I think! So yeah, don't take it personally, OK? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:47, Jan 18
yeah no problem. --Docile hippopotamus 00:35, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm just stirring the shit and all that but didn't he say that there was no bad review and that you're just marked down because you're all humble and that? Also BOO!
For when you have kids, don't know what my excuse is I'm just weird. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:02 18 January 2009
He said something like that, but I do remember the review in question, and it was borderline... Also, what's this "when" business? Everyone assumes that married = kids. We'll see... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:09, Jan 19
You're married? So? I just thought that's what straight people did, blundered around, falling inside eachother and creating "the wonder of new life"... All I meant is they're a good accesory to have so you won't feel guilty when you watch Lazytown. Which is acually an awsome show. No, really. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:59 19 January 2009


Thanks for the NOTM nom =) Doing my best to help the community. Even though I wont win I really appreciate the acknowledgment! Cheers --kit 14:22, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I think it's important to acknowledge people who make a good start, and you look to be taking things the right way so far, so I'm only too happy to nom you Kit, keep going, and I'm sure there are other awards you can aim for! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:11, Jan 19

Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar?[edit]

We work well together, and you are The Man! Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:35, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

I think you'll find I just piggy-backed on your talent ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:29, Jan 19