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Delete Me[edit]

I was a couple of lines into my entry, tried to preview an inserted link to make sure I was doing it right and you cancelled the whole thing under the Vanity Policy. Very astute of you to be able to judge an article off a previewed opening sentence. Having read the "chat" under this I realise now how it works. Clique is such an ugly word. So, as the header says, please delete/close/scrub my account. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cult Of Leigh (talk • contribs)

Did you read BGBU? Like Wikipedia, we can't delete accounts. Sorry. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:02, Mar 2

Yes, I certainly did. It included pieces such as;

"The goal of the site is to be funny. Plenty of people first come to Uncyclopedia not knowing their way around and they may learn by trial and error what is funny, and by participation. This is acceptable; everyone is a newbie at some point (some never stop)."

But I read it again just to be sure. I didn't find the piece about being powerless to close accounts.

Anyway, apparently this site isn't for me or my writings. I should probably add in a from-hell's-heart kind of way that the article was not based on an individual but rather about several small towns in Britain. Well, it would have been if Ol' Quickdraw over there hadn't shot it in the back of the head.

Also UU, do you shoot as quick as you draw? Yeah that was an awkward ejaculation joke... :/ ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:41 2 March 2009
I'm geussing you didn't mean it but you deleted teh first, more serious, thing I said there. I said this:
I wasn't really mocking you I was just carrying on. Do try and stick around though, Place (town) articles never work, have you read HTBFANJS? It's also vital to success around here. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:39 2 March 2009
No need to be like that. Actually two admins deleted your article. I was one of them. It had all the hallmarks of a vanity article. If you wish it, I will recreate your article for you, and you can work on it some more. Do you want me to? Seriously though, read this. Had you done so, you would have known about the WIP and CONSTRUCTION templates. As I said before, we can't "close" accounts. If you want to leave the site, just don't edit here. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:47, Mar 2


Because you like people to be inventive. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:42 20 January 2009

So putting "Not-" in front of something makes you inventive? I'll have to remember that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:47, Jan 20
Not-yeah! I'm, like, the coolest trendsetter in my head! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:48 20 January 2009


I know I bug you about too many things. You just know everything and Sysrq, my adopter, is gone for a bit, but I just wanted to know how long a featured Unnews should be, and if there are any specifications to it. I tried putting it in for Pee Review but it is being ran over by a bunch of newer people (even newer then me! =O) giving high scores and saying, ya the humor was good, or I liked that picture lolz. Maybe I am just worrying too much and it is fine as it is, but I don't want to submit it if it has something wrong with it. Thanks bud--Tagstit 21:16, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

Excuse me but Sys said to come to me with you're problems while he's off fornicating. As it happens there are no specifications, really, so long as it's about average (roughly fills the screen) it should be fine. if it helps I could do a review of it for you. As I'm thinking of getting my pee-hat back on, and do some writing -- actually be productive and that.. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 21:23 21 January 2009
Ahh! Orian is stalking me. haha You always know when I say something! Alright, I am sorry I will ask you things for now on and ya I would love a review! That would be really helpful!--Tagstit 22:04, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I don't mind being asked stuff! I suggest you ask Orian57 for a review, Tagstit - it's about time the lazy buggerer did one! As to people overrunning pee - if that's happening, I'll pick it up when I check later, and I'll have a word. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:07, Jan 22
Haha ya I forgot he is my "stepdad" and I ask him stuff when Sys is gone. And ya! Everything I have sent in so far gets like one lined reviews! Maybe I am overreacting or Mnbcxv or however you say his name just spoiled us all.--Tagstit 15:04, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
You want spoiled? You shoulda had a MightyDandyLion review when he has here - now they were epic'. However, young Orian has been known to turn out very good reviews himself. Just not for a while. See if you can do something about that. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:39, Jan 22
Look. I did this. I should never ever have to work again! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:49 22 January 2009

The Millennium[edit]

I bumped into that mess, and revert it back to featured version. Can you take a look to see that I didn't remove any thing that you'd like to remain? ~ 08:45, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I didn't see anything I thought was a particularly worthwhile addition, so I've had a polite word on his talk page. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:08, Jan 22
I've added a less polite one O_O ~ 09:09, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
I simply must insert myself into this conversation. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:50 22 January 2009
Why not use your time better and insert yourself into something more appealing? ~ 10:56, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
More appealing than U.U.? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:01 22 January 2009
That leaves you a very wide, choice, believe me... BTW, can we stop this U.U. business, or do I have to revert to calling you O57? It makes me look like a pair of tits with escaping nipples. UU will do fine, thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:04, Jan 22
....escaping nipples? O_O ~ 11:06, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
lyke lmao! I always put U.U. because that's your initials. But if you prefer the nippleless granny boobs that's fine just don't call me O57. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:08 22 January 2009
OLVII? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:07, Jan 23
Mmmm, No. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:25 23 January 2009
אוריאן57? ~ 12:32, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
O49+8? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:23, Jan 23
Dudes. I can't read french -- or whatever Mordillo language is -- and I'm no good at maths. Stop trying to change my name. You're not the boss of me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:30 23 January 2009
Did you say French? Merde. ~ 13:32, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
OhRyanFiftySeven? Actually scratch that, it's not exactly an abbreviation is it? Also lolfrench... Monsieur Le Mordilleau! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:33, Jan 23
Ces't si nes't pas un pip! ~ 13:36, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Prenez la premiere rue á gauche, et continuez tout droit. Vous voulez deux tranches de jambon? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:40, Jan 23
Non, merci, mais je vais coucher avec toi ce soir. ~ 13:41, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Mais votre mére est une petit cobaye... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:47, Jan 23
  • Making a point of ignoring the french* Oh yeah... I remember Ryan. Forgot that's where my name came from. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:56 23 January 2009

I'm Snuffleupagus! [makes furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f [pokes Under user with snuffle] Get out of bed! [slobbers on Under user, while making gurgling noises, with trunk flailing about] AARRGGHH! AARRGGHH! AARRGGHH! AARRGGHH! --Snuffleupagus 18:25, 24 January 2009 (UTC)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:23, Jan 24

Mass Effect[edit]

I might get the budged for that since during the weekend I OKd an "Anne Fontaine" blouse to my better half. Do you know how many games you can get for this one???? Also, if you're a space opera fan, did you ever read Alastayir Raynolds? ~ 11:02, 26 January 2009 (UTC)

Have you got someone else's teeth in this morning mate? The ones you're speaking through don't quite seem to fit! I'm not quite following "Do you know how many games you can get for this one????" Also, I'm more a fan of space opera style games than books - although I plan to read Dune at some point, it's some way along my lengthy shelf of books to read. But when I get through that shelf, maybe I'll add him to the list! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:49, Jan 26
Sorry, I spoke four different languages over the weekend, boggled my mind a bit. What I meant was - Do you know how many games do you get for the price of one blouse from this shop?. As for Mister Raynolds, highly recommended. In my opinion, as good as Dune. ~ 12:04, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
I reckon you could complete a couple of games in the time it takes their catalogue to load - bloody hell, talk about style over function! To be fair, in a perfect world, she'd owe you several games and a sexual favour or two. Knowing the capricious whims of female logic though, I expect you'd be lucky to be allowed a pack of Pokémon trading cards... As to language issues, I doff my cap to your linguistic gymnastics - I can barely handle my own language, let alone others. We were in a restaurant in Paris once, trying to ask for a slightly sweeter wine, because Mrs UU prefers sweeter wines. Could I remember how to ask for this? Could I buggery. I ended up trying to make the waiter understand by asking for vin "avec plus de sucre, comprends?" The look on his face was priceless - "vin avec sucre"! Clearly a sign of impending apocalypse, that! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:32, Jan 26

Muchos Gracias[edit]

Thanks very much for the whole `Crat nomination thingy...I think that now that missus cannot deny me that copy of Mass Effect, I'm a `Crat for the love of god! Also, I think you earned another copy of this:

~ 11:24, 27 January 2009 (UTC)

You are kidding, right? It was just something that needed to happen. And I'm very pleased to see it has. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:31, Jan 27

UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January[edit]

MrN9001 02:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

"Hey! Hey! UU!/[edit]

I want to be your girlfriend!/ No way, no way/ I think you need a new one." I mean not that I'm inciting adultery or anything I was just joking -- I've probably used it before but it's a good joke -- kind of like a pun really -- but it's not. And anyway that isn't what I came here for, I was just comming to say that it's good to see you around again, the whole site nearly fell apart for those hours you weren't here. I mean you made me do this signpost! Also I know I could do the Neurotic article you suggested I'm just not really sure of direction or how to start really, any ideas? Also random geography lesson:

Notice he doesn't mention Wales? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:52 1 February 2009

I adore the Animaniacs. Thanks! Alas, I am just passing through - I have a roast dinner in the oven that requires my attention in just a couple of minutes (and that's not an innuendo), and I was just killing time. The site seems to be holding together - you did a great job on the Signpost, thanks, and the legendary Mordillo is on patrol, so I can pop off to sort out my Yorkies and roasties with a clear conscience. As to the neurotic article - I may come up with a suggestion, I'll have a think. But my main suggestion would be: start writing! It's amazing how ideas start to form when you get going - and as you joined me in the top 10 articles '08, I'd say that proves you are more than capable! Now, off to yummy dinner - toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:58, Feb 1
Aww but you need to stay! I don't really think I did that great a job to be honest but if you think so that means I might have some spare self esteem to waste talking to people who only pretend to be my best friends. Well I'll see what I can do with the article cos I want a feature, feel like I've done something. And have fun with your dinner, cream of chicken soup for starter is it? (Innuendo intended, you know because cream of chicken is like sperm?) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:30 1 February 2009

Oh yeah, and where's my template?[edit]

And also I made a start on Neurotic. Kinda worried it might get a bit too long but I suppose I should vomit everything up and pick out the carrots later. Wow that was an awful image. And it also presumes that carrots are bad when they're normally the most colourful thing about sick. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 04:42 2 February 2009

In the five intervening hours between these two messages I believe I've finished off Neurotic. Want to pee it? Or at least read it let me know if it's featurable. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:48 2 February 2009
I am still colossally busy this week, and will be MIA thursday and friday as well, spending some time with the folks (it is the old man's 60th). I will take a look if I get time, I am looking forward to seeing it! Would you mind helping me out this week on the Signpost again? I'll do the regular stuff, the side panels and the like, but I'd like the main article to be a summary of the "of the Year" winners, and a general summary of the voting flurry of the last few weeks, but I don't know that I'll have the time - could you possibly take on the task? A template will be forthcoming, although I doubt it'll be anything other than a generic one, we'll have to see. Now, back to the coalface! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:59, Feb 2
Generic is fine. Also I should be able to do something with that of the year things. For now I must sleep though as hammering out potentially fantastic writing all night kinda of takes it out of you. night night Mr User. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:06 2 February 2009
Rightyho, I've had a quick look, and I like it - identifiably your work, and striking many of the right notes, just as I hoped you would. What I'd say now is it needs a little fine-tuning, a little attention to detail in the area of the prose. I know you intend to have the rambling stream-of-near-consciousness feel to it, and it works, but just occasionally it reads a little clumsily, and I think a little of what Terry Pratchett calls "sanding and polishing" would do it the world of good. I may even take a proof-read through it if I ever get enough time. But glad to see you writing something new, and thanks for some chuckles! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:34, Feb 2
I suspected as much, but the actual content and such works right? Glad you liked it! I'll see was tag says then probabably nom it, might leave it for a few days though so I can look at it with slightly less rose tinted vision. :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:51 2 February 2009

With gratitude...[edit]

UU, with yo I wo ld be f ll of things to say, b t somehow it wo ldn't be the same. And thank yo for yo r vot on ncyclopdeia:Potatochopper of the Year Kisses and H gs, Dame PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:24, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

I pres me yo meant witho t? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 00:45 2 February 2009



Gavin would like to thank you once more for sympathizing with him enough to vote for his book to be among the top ten books of 2008. Unless, of course, you happen to be a transsexual, in which case you are a freak and should not email him. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk) 21:49, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 5th February 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 03:23, Feb 5

Look, the spelling isn't my fault. I told MrN to check it and he clearly didn't so blame him. Also *looks across the room seductivly at 9001* I have other buisness to attend to. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:29 5 February 2009
Hea, I read it, but asking me to check your spooling is lick asking... Oh, well it's gust not a good ideal OK! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 16:59, Feb 5

I sawed this and thinked of UU...[edit]

Crap huh? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 09:06 9 February 2009

OH LOOKSEE! A VIDEO! - [17:02 9 February 2009] YYettie
Uh? Oh, fish puns. Cool. Also: good to see you both did a review in the last few weeks. Almost like old times! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:13, Feb 10
You don't like it do you? I was just trying to be nice but you're dissapointed -- I can tell! D: I mean I don't even like puns but I watched that for you -- do you have to be so damned ungrateful? And what exactly do you mean by "worryingly familiar"? Are you trying to say I've shat myself? Because that was years ago, there's no need to drag that up now! I'm leaving! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:58 10 February 2009
If I never speak to you again, I can't say anything wrong - right? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:03, Feb 10
Yes -- I mean -- wrong! Please like me! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:06 10 February 2009
Then stop trying to second guess everything I say! Actually, strike that - you're way beyond that, you're on to 74th guessing everything I say. Sometimes "I just want to watch TV this evening" actually means I wanna watch TV, you know? Why do you have to read so much into everything? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:17, Feb 10
You're breaking up with me!? What exactly gives you the right!? You can't! Alls I said was maybe we could have sex, but if watching Diagnosis-fucking-Murder is more important to you than our phsyical expression of love then maybe we shouldn't be together. I expect you to have your things packed by the time Desperate Housewives is over. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:25 10 February 2009
Does this mean I get my bullshit this week? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 11:30, Feb 10
What? Mybe I'm just being stupid -- and if I am I apologise for the inconveinence (I know that's spelt wrong, sorry), but I really didn't understand that sentence. Why do you want bullshit? I'm so confused... :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 11:35 10 February 2009
Oh, yea. I was meant to say something here.... Did you read the link? I was trying to point out the difference between random, and bullshit... I had always assumed that you were an expert in bollocks... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:14, Feb 13

Sheep shagging[edit]

Edit conflict me, would you?! Ah well, fair enough. You deleted precisely what I was going to delete anyway. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 14:19, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Yah, I didn't realise it was you who was conflicting me until I'd finally got the damn thing to save. If I'd known you were on the case, I would have left it in your safe hands! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:23, Feb 10
No worries. The whole article's crap anyway. Suitable for VFD, do you reckon? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:15, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
Possibly. I'd not vote keep, although I suspect some might. It's not up to much and it's a magnet for certain types of people. Give it a go, see what happens. The worst that can happen is I have to pop a VFD kept template on the talk page. Also, did you hear anything just then? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:24, Feb 10
Hey! Are ignoring me? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:51 10 February 2009
Your lack of words hurt, you know? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:34 10 February 2009
/me nods and pretends to be listening while watching the TV. Yeah, great - and see if you can get one for Mordillo as well, huh? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:40, Feb 10
Oh yeah, Mordillo! I'd give him one. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:50 10 February 2009

UnSignpost 12th February 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 20:54, Feb 11

'Lo UU[edit]

You seem to have a talent for spotting typos. Can you do me a favour and give a couple of my articles a brief looking over? These ones 'ere - Common Household Pests and Wild Jews. You know how hard it can be to spot them in your own work when you've been staring at the same bloody text for however long it takes to write it in the first place. Cheers matey. :-) The preceding unsigned comment was added by RabbiTechno (talk • contribs)

I'll take a look when I have a little more time, if that's OK - tomorrow, possibly, as I'm out for drinkies tonight. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:00, Feb 12
Fun fact: you don't drink. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:11 12 February 2009
Fun fact: my friends do. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:23, Feb 12
Dude, neither do I. It keeps me firmly on the moral highground. I was simply commenting and hoping you'd think I was stalking you or something. Which I sort of am as I was reading your archives the other day. Fun Fact: your phone number is eleven digits long. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:28 12 February 2009
Also I know you hate whoreing but I'm sure this link is relevent. UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up). and also this one. Please don't hate me I was/am just joking. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:57 12 February 2009
You're right, I'm not keen on whoring. Next time you do this, it's an automatic against on principle. Nothing personal, and I don't hate you: it's just how I roll. I'm holding off on voting on that article until I'm in a position to listen to the audio, which I think is a vital part of UnTunes articles and as such important to the vote. Rest assured, I'll get around to it, how many votes have I missed recently? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:58, Feb 13
Yay! me leaves before I can do anything else wrong. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 10:03 13 February 2009

Thanks, UU. Can't believe I missed those ones. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 11:19, 13 February 2009 (UTC)


Elevator-Fun.jpg Going Down?

Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For.

The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

Thanks again, UU. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:12, Feb 12

Thanks for voting[edit]

And now, a special message from the President *pff...hehe* of the United States
You see, Obama, America just isn't ready for an Islamabad president quite yet. That was your problem. Never go against the Lord. My fellow Uncyclopedians,
This past vote on VFH has been an emotional one for our wiki. The people have spoken, and I am honorated to accept the privilegitude to servify the Uncyclopedia front page for another eight years.
What do you mean, articles are only featured for one day?
Thank you for voting. Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

Can I assume[edit]

That you won't be all chivalrous this month and refuse the VFS "honor" bestowed on you? That would be INCONCEIVABLE! ~ 16:47, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm not withdrawing myself from the running, if that's what you mean. But nothing's been bestowed on anyone yet, there's a lot of votin' to go, and my money's still on the Prince of Pants. Don't rush things - you rush a miracle man, you get lousy miracles. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:53, Feb 13
Either one of you would be great for sysopage, then I may get joke-banned more often. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:54 13 February 2009
Sorry, wrong wording, I meant that - "I hope that you will not retire from the race". I think that both you and the prince of pants are great candidates. Speaking of which, have you seen "The Candidate?" ~ 17:09, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
I haven't but I'd still like to contribute to this conversation. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:10 13 February 2009
I'm trying to find the "Orian57 protection button". ~ 17:28, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
Not "button", "society"; Orian57 Protection Society. I'm an endangered species ya know? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:42 13 February 2009
No, I haven't seen that one. I've seen The Manchurian Candidate (the original, obviously</film snob>) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:07, Feb 13
Ignore me all you please I'm not going anywhere. And seeing the original just means you're old. I think my ancestor said that Dracula used to be good, you agree with him I suppose. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 19:11 13 February 2009
No Horror, remember? Also, ever hear of a thing called DVD? Or even Blu-Ray? Lots of old films available on those there shiny discs of fun. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:15, Feb 13
Blue-movies you mean. We washed the paint off ray a while back. </awkward techno-ignorance joke> ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:24 13 February 2009

Just Curious[edit]

What are the requirements for the next level of reviewing. Like the steel kidneys or whatever. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:05, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

SK means you've won RotM, Attending urologist is entirely up to teh captain catheter, Mr UU here. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:06 13 February 2009
Oh ok, sounds good. Thanks Orian. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:09, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
TBH, the Attending thing is not much bothered over - you can see that by the vast number we have ;-) Anyway, I'd consider making an Attending if we had an obviously worthy reviewer not on course for RotM. If you see one, give me a shout (or initiate a vote on the PEEING talk page, and I'll make an arbitrary decision like Boomer used to, whichever works for you!) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:44, Feb 13

The story of how I failed to vote[edit]

Its not uncommon for me to forget to log in. Which is what I did when I voted on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Piety. Although I noticed my error and edited in my signature, the vote only count as 0,5. Not that I think it matters that much but I thought I'd let you know; so if you know how to correct my error feel free to do so. If not, well nevermind. Soxz for being clumsy xD Cheers --kit 16:07, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Nah, if you just forgot to sign in, it's a full vote if you correct yourself. Which you did, so I corrected the score. Don't worry about failing either, I have a WTFjastar from Ljlego for managing to forget to increase the score in any votes I participated in for about 4 months. We all have blind spots! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:12, Feb 19
My blind spot Is Modus. ~ 16:36, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
No, he has a bald patch. There's a difference. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:44, Feb 19
Stop bullying Modus. It's not his fault! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 20:37 19 February 2009

UnSignpost 19th February2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 18:19, Feb 19

Peeing Stuff[edit]

Hey UU, I have another question. Maybe I am stepping out of my place by asking but I will anyways. You are about to become a banner and you are gonna be really busy. I wanted to know if I could help out at all by doing that thing you do on that Pee sheet. That one where you decide what is good help and bad help. Just chip in whenever I have time you know? Maybe I need a bit more time on this site before I help out in that way but if it is cool with you, I'd love to learn how and help. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:13, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Slow down there Tags mate! Let's not pre-empt any votes, who knows who's about to become what? It's a little more nailed-on that you're going to become RotM, which is the answer to your main question if you look at it: Steel Kidneys can update the list, check out new applicants, check reviews and generally do all the stuff that would make my life easier! What I'd suggest is you watch for the rest of the month when I update the list and see how I do it - there is the guide, but it is an annoyingly complicated process I can't think of a way to streamline, so it's worth making sure you know what you're doing before you get stuck in next month.
I'll be interested to see how long you last - Orian was champing at the bit to do it when he finally became a SK, and he lasted a couple of weeks before getting bored of it! But yeah, when your award is confirmed, you're welcome to get stuck in, and I'll be glad of the help! The only condition I make is that you're lenient with brand new reviewers, apply more rigorous standards to established ones, and are friendly and encouraging when having a word with serial offenders about improving their game. Cool? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:03, Feb 20
Seriously, Tag it's excruitiating. Like fire only more precise. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:10 20 February 2009
Alright I have seen what you said to bad reviewers and will watch until the end of the month. I hope I last longer! Thanks UU. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:54, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
You won't. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:54 20 February 2009
Thanks for the support Orian... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:57, 20 February 2009 (UTC)
Anytime :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:58 20 February 2009

Now that you're a member of the non-existant cabal[edit]

Memorize these links: Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion Uncyclopedia:Maintenance Special:NewPages Special:BrokenRedirects Special:DoubleRedirects Special:NewImages

and study them every day, 74 times a day. Also, get Spang's auto-delete script, which I'm too lazy to find. And also, penis. -RAHB 11:03, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks RAHB. Of course, I patrol most of those anyway, but it's nice to have it officially confirmed! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:49, Feb 21
Hey, congratulations on your sysop'ation. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:09, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. I promise faithfully to only joke ban you occasionally, if I feel like it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:49, Feb 21
Yeh! Gratz mate. As an admin I thought you could have a better looking user page though =P Cheers to you! --kit 11:15, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Shiny userpages are sooooo last year. Also, thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:49, Feb 21
/me bows to new overloard. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:42 21 February 2009
/me strokes shiny new banstick reflectively (no, that's not a euphemism) then decides not to use it on Orian. Ever. Probably. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:44, Feb 21
Bloody heck! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 12:45, Feb 21
Oh, yes. Deja-vu. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:50, 21 February 2009 (UTC)


Gratz on the oppage, my friend. What are you going to do now? Sir SysRq (talk) 15:13, 21 February 2009 (UTC)'

What, you too? Well hot damn! Maybe Uncyclopedia isn't the worst after all. Congratumalations and whatnot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:30, 21 Feb
@Sys - thanks. I plan to abuse my powers and go on a rampage of unprecedented proportions. Well, that or just carry on as i normally do, but with added 'tard banning. I haven't fully decided yet. @OptyC - thanks. And good to see you about the place again, I don't believe I've said that yet. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:51, Feb 21
Yay! I told you you would be an Op, I just knew it. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:07, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
I'd like to second that motion! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 17:30 21 February 2009

Congratulations from me, too! Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:05, Feb 21

In honor of your oppage[edit]

And since now I can slack off completely, I got mass effect. Congrats! ~ 18:10, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

All this talk of Mass Effect makes me want to bust out my copy and start playing that game again. I borrowed it from a friend and then his father smashed his 360 so it became mine. That made the game all the more enjoyable. =] Sir SysRq (talk) 19:04, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I saw where you told that story on another talk page somewhere. It never gets old. Anyway, I am now on my third playthrough of the thing, this time on legendary difficulty. You could argue I should have started on that, being hard as nails as I am, but meh. Also I really hope you don't hate the game now Mordillo! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 19:11, Feb 21
Since you're an op now, I'll ignore what I initially perceived as sarcasm. I like my stories. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:15, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
And 48 hours later with no sleep, no food, and barely time to pee, yes, I like the game UU, thanks very much. Mordillia however, asked for your address. I'd look under your car in the near future if I were you. ~ 08:43, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Mrs UU is seriously considering hiding the disc, I believe. Also, how irritating is this: just as I get opped, we get a massive rush order at work and I'm having to work flat out. Man, my opping is gonna seem like a really bad idea this week! Still, normal service will resume shortly. Promise! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:11, Feb 23
I can always undo it that will serve you better...O_O. Also, how annoying is the fact, that I can continue my sleepless nights for a few days since I'm going to France. Bloody Frenchmen!! ~ 11:14, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Zut alors! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:21, Feb 23
Merde! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:27, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't know if you remember this...[edit]

...but a while ago you said my next challenge should be to get three features. Today is the glorious day and now I can be on that chart. How do I do that though? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:02, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Do you mean Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame? You can edit that page. Copy what the other guys have done and add yourself in. Also... Hi UU! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:07, Feb 23
Thanks MrN! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:13, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
RAHB's penis. Also, Hi UU! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:17, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
My next challenge is gonna have to be to get myself some kind of site meme - I can't hold my head up high as an admin without one. Any suggestions? Also, hi everyone! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Feb 23
Maybe something with that double U of yours? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:22, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Or should I call them your tits? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:24, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
MANBOOBS! >:) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:32, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Please. Muubs. Carefully cultivated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:39, Feb 23
Cultivated, watered, and planted? Ok, M-UU-bs it is. BTW, I really should be headed for bed sometime before dawn. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 11:44, 23 February 2009 (UTC)


Where you going! Come back!!! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 22:15, Feb 23

Bed. Mrs UU wants an early night... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:18, Feb 23


It's a disaster! Look at how long the pee list is! And it is only medium sized because like 20 crappy reviews have been put out! Is there anything we can do?!?!?! I'm gonna review like crazy now. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:05, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

It happens sometimes - it's weird, the list gets long and everyone worries, then in a month or two there'll be nothing on it, and everyone congratulates themselves - kind of cyclical. I want to get a couple of reviews done myself soon, but I'm sure things will calm down again soon. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:59, Feb 24
Problem solved! We have someone ripping through those pee requests as we speak! Maybe I can squeeze in a rare review before there's none left.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  18:07, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I fucked your mother[edit]

Its doing exactly the same as with the nomination I really cannot get this to work at all, is it broken or something? --Projectmayhem666 12:13, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Ooo, interesting. Dunno. I'll create it properly manually for you, then call SPANG SUPPORT! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:16, Feb 24
Thanks. --Projectmayhem666 12:19, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
Here it is. Watchlist that, and ask someone who isn't me on this page for a review to guarantee a good one. Good luck! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:21, Feb 24

House of Leaves[edit]

UU, sorry to intrude and all, but I saw you put an "Ugly" tag on the House of Leaves article earlier today, and I just thought I would register a bit of protest on behalf of whoever wrote it since he hasn't reappeared since posting it. It isn't really ugly - the formatting is intentional, it's a visual gag and you sort of have read the book to get it. Anyway, maybe it should be in "Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person", but IMO it shouldn't have the "Ugly" tag. If anything, it should probably get an award!  c • > • cunwapquc? 23:57, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Since UU is a big tough Op now, he doesn't have time for these simple questions, so I have to answer for him. It is very short, the footnotes are as long as the writing itself. The pictures are at the same place, both are black. There is one section and an intro. Some may find the way it is written funny, but even intentional messy writing can be done...well cleaner and more professionally. In fact, for messyness to be funny, it should be done in a clean manner. I know that is confusing, but its what I think on the matter. And by the way, UU will answer your question despite his business because he is amazing. Just give him time... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:32, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough, if you think the tag should be changed, go for it - as Tagstit says, it is pretty short, and to my mind it needed some kind of tag, but I didn't want to add anything like rewrite - possibly I should have gone with expand. But yeah, you know what you're doing, some user, so do as you see fit there! As for you Tags - the late reply is nothing to do with business, everything to do with sleep! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:09, Feb 25
Sleep is business! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:37, 25 February 2009 (UTC)


You like the changes... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:35, Feb 25

Cheers =D[edit]

Happy spok.jpg This is my happy face

Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting!

The Force is strong within you.


I love the biopic. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:31, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

No problem. I hope you also appreciate the joke ban for sneaking an early peek! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:37, Feb 26
Am I not allowed to do that? I did add a missing ")" to the issue. Also, the ban felt great! Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:42, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't think there are still any missing punctuation marks or anything. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:24, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Though it might be possible that Gerrycheevers comes to bother you if he still wants to add a little something. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:26, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 26th February 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 11:32, Feb 26

Also, UU, why don't you just combine contributing to Uncyclopedia with pleasing your wife? I've always wondered why people want to separate things. Go to work or look after your kids... Don't play games while you're doing your homework... Why not both at the same time? Take your kids to work! Have some fun while doing your homework! Combining stuff is the way to do it! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:45, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I could be wrong though... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:11, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Completely unrelated to SoaUU's comment, but it's related to the UnSignpost, so: Thanks muchly for the free advertising. It got us two extra judges, so I'm considering it a smashing success. Only seven more to go! You never know, this thing might actually start on time after all... –—Hv (talk) 26/02 22:30
No problem. and it's three now - I'm in, and I'll be scrutinising everything with an intense scrute. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:23, Feb 27


I have photographic evidence of your involvement in the Cabal!!! DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT!!!! Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 01:17, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

I dare. I deny what I will, for I am that kind of individual. I particularly deny anything said with multiple exclamation marks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:29, Feb 27 10:29, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh? Well then, deny THIS! *holds up very incriminating evidence* Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 21:54, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
Ohhkayy. *Holds up flamethrower. Incinerates so-called "evidence".* I refer you to my previous comment. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 22:46, Feb 27
Hmm... now we see the benifits of the flameproof photo paper I used... also, it is bullet, slash, Grue, spy, sarcasm, and Chuck Norris-proof. For the lawyer in everyone. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 00:21, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Not A Good Usename360, there is no Cabal! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:24, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Then what is... THIS?!? Cabal.jpg Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 01:13, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Heh, heh. Told you I had pictures of your involvement. What do you say to rhat, UU? Sir Not A Good Username360Stress.gif KUN 01:21, 28 February 2009 (UTC)


SAFPAS.png For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

'Twas a shame there could only be two, in my opinion. Next time, Rabbi, next time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:15, Feb 27


You just ICU'd an article that was an exact duplicate from Wikipedia, as explained on QVFD. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:17, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Sometimes people use Wikipedia articles as a base for their own, starting off with the copy/paste, then changing them. They had made a change or so - not great changes, but changes nonetheless, so I was using the ICU template in the proper spirit - to give 'em a chance to get it right, but ensuring it won't be missed if they don't. I explained that quite well in the fix reason I gave, I thought. Oh, hang on, I fucked up the ICU. Man, do I ever suck. Good job I don't have any responsibilities round here, huh? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:26, Feb 27

We're done![edit]

Ready when you are, chief. Don't hate the player, hate the game. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:59, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

Spelling error in feature[edit]

It should be "exceedingly", not "exeedingly". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:19, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for fixing it. Cheers! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:09, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Another thingy[edit]

There's a red link linking to "Data" which was deleted. Maybe it can be linked to some other article? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 10:32, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

It's not that much of an issue though... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:08, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I totally missed this didn't I? Suggestion for the future: if you see something like that, and admins are being too lazy to correct it, why not create the page in question as a redirect to something worthwhile? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:52, Mar 2

I'd like to file a formal complaint[edit]

While you removed the UOTM nomination template of my page you denied me of my second Goldstein! For shame! ~ 10:50, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Heyyyy, I'm trying to get round to everything this morning. I only have one laptop! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:54, Mar 1
Well, get yourself another mister! Better yet, hire Mrs. UU as deputy adminess. Another fact of the day - did you know that we had a real couple working this place a while back? They even had a joint feature. ~ 10:59, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
She did consider creating an account last month, to vote against me being an admin... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:00, Mar 1
I'll give her Mordillia's number. She'll help her cope. Why doesn't women understand that we need to do...stuff? ~ 11:02, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
For the same reason we don't understand why it takes three hours to get ready to go out, even when you're just going down the pub. Speaking of which, I think we're off for a nice, traditional English pub lunch - she's just about ready now... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:49, Mar 1
Who were they? Also hey UU! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:46 1 March 2009
Trivia fact you didn't care to know #12542: It's exactly two years since my first Goldestein :) ~ 18:51, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
I did want to know that and I still want to know who the couple were! ...Please? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 19:15 1 March 2009
I'd like to know it as well, as a matter of fact. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:18, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Third drive-by comment making sure you note my own curiosity about this matter. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:20, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
That would be HerrDoktor and FoxyBabe ~ 21:27, 1 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, I remember HerrDoktor. Didn't know FoxyBabe was HerrDoktor'sBabe. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:29, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you![edit]


Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?


Also UU, thanks for the review you did back in december or thereabouts. -- "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:39, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Whats this[edit]

A zombie poopsmith?--Sycamore (Talk) 15:49, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Nah, just a reflex action... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:53, Mar 2
He comes back from the dead to eat your poo. There are worse zombies... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:53, Mar 2
UU is a rather spiffing Zombie, he offers Pimms before consuming you brain. Ta ta;)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:57, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
How pleasant. I only hope that once I'm undead I'll be just as pleasant as UU. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:48, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Thank you berry much![edit]

Thank you berry much!
It's a fruit pun. Get it? Get it? Thank you berry much!
Instead of some Golden Shower or lame ass Ninjastar, I feel the need to bestow upon you this berry! You rocked that Pee Review despite our impatience, and for that I created this entirely new template just for you.
Much love, Sir SysRq (talk)

Oh, and checkit the changes I made to Al Gore. And yes, I am too shy to self-nom. Or am I? I'll let you find out yourself. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:20, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Cool, my vote shall be bestowed shortly. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:33, Mar 3

A Template of Thanks[edit]


You dare to block Tom Mayfair??? Don't flamewars get started over that sort of thing?  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 09:51, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, the man's got enough of a sense of humour, from what I remember. Of course, I don't remember much, being incredibly ancient in internet-years, so it's entirely possible I'm wrong and he will hate me and flame-grill my ass. But then, if an admin can't joke ban another admin, it's a pretty poor show (as Mordillo just proved). And, I'm more active than him, so it's entirely possible he won't even notice! ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:57, Mar 3
Wow, you guys are really starting to take me seriously, aren't you?  ;P  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 10:11, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I take everything on the internets seriously, it's the only way to be sure. This is how I know I am incredibly popular, am due to be extremely wealthy as soon as seven separate members of the Nairobi Royal Family get back to me, and shall eternally be teh n00bzors. I think. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:32, Mar 3

Scandalous omission of 4 tildes[edit]

Thanks for your msg, I completely forgot to add my tildes, then the page gave me that bloody 'page not saved/you've been logged out' message, so when I'd sorted it and saved the page I forgot to add my tildes again. It's my age, I think. Anyhoo, did you actually read my (inadvertently anonymous) addition? It's a bit ironic that it was that particular entry I should omit to sign, I thought. I'll ignore the splinter in the eyes of others and set about removing this whacking great log from my own eye then, shall I?! Have a positively lovely rest-of-the-day. Codeye 11:52, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey, no problem - I have forgotten to sign when adding that tilde template before, taking both incompetence and irony to new heights! I read most of it, and as I say, I'm not here to stop you adding what you like to the Nottingham article as long as it doesn't cross the line. I lived there for 20 years, and it has it coming, as far as I'm concerned - knock yourself out, give it hell! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:59, Mar 3
I think I might have been concieved in Nottingham. if that had happened ten years (or so) later that might have been my name. Also while I'm here Regret did something to my talk page, ban him. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:03 3 March 2009
And could you sort it out too because I can't find what he's changed. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:06 3 March 2009
I don't know that it's what he's changed, specifically - I think it's to do with the change to the new parser - see here. I'd suggest checking the templates and suchlike that you use on your page, and manually checking that every tag you <open> has a matching </close> tag. It'll take a while, and I really don't have time to do it myself, but it'll almost certainly fix it. If you can't find anything, ask Sannse if she has time to help, or remove all templates and extra coding stuff from the page, see if that fixes it, then add them back one at a time until it breaks again. Alternatively, try redecorating it - whatever tickles your fancy! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:15, Mar 3
But it must have been RT he was the last to edit my page! Burn him! BURN HIM I SAY!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:17 3 March 2009
How do you know he is a witch? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:22, Mar 3
He's obviously made of wood. ~ 12:26, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
OH THAT IS QUITE LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER! I GET IT! He's a witch because he's made of wood and all trees were once witches! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL!!!! erm anyway. The preview button isn't working either. It shows me the page (with no apparen't changes) but the edit box and save button aren't comming up, yet the tab at teh top still says I'm editing. I do not understand this at all. And what's a parser? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:44 3 March 2009
UU, I think Orian is officially off your talk page. He didn't get it. ~ 12:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I did too! Stop being so childish! :( ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 12:47 3 March 2009
A parser is the thing that converts the code in the page into what you see on the screen. The previous one was more tolerant of bad, broken or fucked html. This new one seems to be less so. I see the thing with the preview, it also affects trying to look at comparisons in the history. The only thing you can do, I think, is strip out all of the code bits and templates completely, leaving just the talk page comments, then put the code bits back one by one until something breaks again, and you should have identified your culprit. Then it's a tedious case of finding why it's broken, almost certainly a missing tag closing something, and putting it right. Good luck! Now, go further your education. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:54, Mar 3
Chucklesome. And fuck it. I can't be bothered right now I'm going to watch Shameless. And if you don't like that then... well then I suppose you don't like it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:03 3 March 2009

My Favourite Presidents[edit]

Nicely done. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 15:24, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

I've just started... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:58, Mar 3
I reckon you're better off keeping the redirect, personally. Seems to be the best idea for any page with an English/American spelling issue in the title. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:02, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I'm keeping that redirect. And I'll look at adding Gorge Woshingtun and Barry Obarma soon enough. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:08, Mar 3

This page is filled with stuff >_> Disorder 15:26, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Riiiiight. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:58, Mar 3
BOO!!! dipity dee/ it's only me/ boobity boo/ I scared you/ Click on the light theres nothing there/ everything vanished in the air... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:37 3 March 2009
Very small text. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
DON'T IGNORE ME! THIS IS WHERE I COME TO DUMP MY ERRATIC EMOTIONS!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:44 3 March 2009
Not quite so small now I fixed the html juju, is it, Socky? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:45, Mar 3
Apparently so. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:47, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I have feelings you know! Also can I point out just how funny it would be if you and Mordillo got married and had a baby, because then you could call it U-jew -- kinda like Eugine but less spotty. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 16:50 3 March 2009
There you go, I fixed your pages - you didn't close a span tag in your title sig, as I suspected. You may now thank me at length, but I'm off for a bath. Until tomorrow, tatty byes. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:49, Mar 3

Thank UU![edit]

Wow, just got some deja vUU... Anywho.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:07 3 March 2009

Hey, it's what I do! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:49, Mar 4

On Banning Orian[edit]

I want people to mess with my page. I'm sick of it being all organized and whatnot. So... i dunno, use your admin powers to give him 3 minutes of un-ban... er... something. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:15, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh that's so cute. Your standing up and fighting for me. aww. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 02:44 5 March 2009

UnSignpost 5th March 09[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 14:11, Mar 6

So um...[edit]

How exactly is it determined when an article gets featured? Or is it simply the whim of whomever is doing the featuring? It's just Neurotic and the song have both been up more than a month now (at least 12 days longer than anything else) and I was kinda wondering what's gonna happen to them. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 14:40 6 March 2009

Simple: featuring is decided by whatever has the highest vote score when the next feature is added to the queue. In the event of a tie, I think it's the article that's been on the queue longer. Currently your articles have scores of 9 and 10, and there are 4 articles with higher scores, so they won't be featured just yet. And with 26% health, Neurotic is likely to get quasied tomorrow as it'll be removed due to low health. Wait a while then renom is your best bet. Or whore like you never whored before, whichever works for you (apart from whoring on this page of course, which is now a bannable offense - abuse of power? Me?) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:51, Mar 6
Personally, I never remove until the health drops below 20 percent... Also my first true hate edits!. I now truly feel like an admin. Lovely day ain't it? No seriously, it's a lovely day here! :) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:02, Mar 6
I is jealous - the closest I've yet had was just a visit from Grawp, which hardly counts. Note to self: be more hard-line. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:09, Mar 6
I've only had my userpage vandalized twice. I can only dream of having hate edits... Sir SysRq (talk) 15:15, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
/me flicks paper spitwad at Sys--Sycamore (Talk) 15:16, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, Syc, at least that's something. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:22, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
I've had hate edits. If you just make a big deal about you sexuality you get it the whole time. I even get them in real life sometimes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:55 6 March 2009

So,Umm more questions..[edit]

May I firstly make it clear that I'm not just some kind of N00b or something? I'm just 'registered ignorant' and I can get a note from my Dr. to prove it if you like. :) What's the 'health of articles' bit all about, please? How do I find out what the 'scores' are for the pages I have written? I assume 'whoring' means to post something like this: Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please give me a good score/support my nomination to become 'featured' etc?! (PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT I IMAGINE 'WHORING' ENTAILS AND NOT ACTUAL, BANNABLE REAL-LIFE 'WHORING'!) I have written pages that I've had pee reviewed and everything, and I've edited/added to hundreds of pages, so I feel kinda stupid and excluded because I still live in Nottingham don't understand what the hell's going on. Thanks.


I finished Mass Effect. I feel lost, what will I do now? ~ 09:58, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you're as sad as me, give it a day or two, then plunge back in on the hardest difficulty setting you've unlocked, and play it through completely differently (take every major decision the other way, play as a female - don't worry, you don't have to shag the bloke, cop off with the Asari ;-) ) because the sequel, due out this year, apparently uses your save file from the first one, and every major decision you made affects the second game. Alternatively, take Mordillia somewhere nice to make up for the lack of contact recently! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:03, Mar 7
I'm sure you are talking about a computer game right? Also... Did you see User:MR9000Ns??? Whoever did it even did all the sup pages from my menu... It's amazing, someone put a lot of effort in. Each page has been completely re-written. I now have a stalker. Top that! We both know who it probably is... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 10:54, Mar 7
XBOX my good sir, XBOX. Also UU, I've restarted it, this time vowing to be a complete and utter arse, and maybe get BOTH the Asari and the Human. I'm sure there is a way, and I intend to find it!

Also, this time I have to keep Wrex alive. Do you have any other RPGs you can recommend? Don't let Mordillia see this question though :) ~ 10:57, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Interesting - this time, I have to let Wrex die. Make sure you have full charm or intimidate and you should be ok - it may help to have found his family armour on one of the planets somewhere or other (helpful, I know!) I wish I knew more I could recommend, but due to extreme cash flow problems, I'm unable to purchase any right now. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:07, Mar 7
I'm gonna get this game fairly soon I hope. Also I'm really looking forward to Resident Evil 5, that looks awsome, probably. I'm basically relying on it being as good as four. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 13:28 7 March 2009

I think I can do this...[edit]

You left out one of my articles I reviewed...Dr.Tran. I will try to put it in there. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:51, 7 March 2009 (UTC)


Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449.jpg Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:01, 7 Mar

Tanks UU![edit]

Combo.jpg I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

I appreciate you stepping up and pushing me on the formatting issue, the result is that I've learned an enormous amount about what I'm doing here which will lead to better articles.--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:49, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Is there...[edit]

Something wrong with Mrs. UU? ~ 09:51, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

She's shortly to undergo a biopsy on a rather nasty growth to see if it's something really serious or not. So we'll see... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:59, Mar 9
Damn, I'll keep my fingers crossed as well...~ 10:03, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Aye, my thoughts are with you both. Hope it's nothing too serious, yeah? Sir SysRq (talk) 14:10, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Just like to echo the above thoughts. Hope everything goes OK. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 15:29 9 March 2009
Same... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 15:40, Mar 9
Same here too, hope everything's alright. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 16:25
Likewise - hope its nothing serious. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:39, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
I wish Mrs. UU (and all the people above) the best. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:08, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Signed. Best wishes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:55, 10 Mar
Thanks folks. As I have been telling her all along, they've confirmed it's basically nothing. But she's been on the internets scaring herself shitless with horror stories of all kinds. I'd ban her from the web but she does most of it at work, largely because I already monopolise the connection at home. Anyway, it's all good, so I'll be back in full effect tomorrow. Nice to know y'all care though (you can stop pretending now). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:37, Mar 10
Would you? Reallly fuck me? I'll go take a shit first but just you wait there... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:03 9 March 2009
Goddamn Uncyclopedians have no respect. What if it were your wife? How would you like it if two guys started shagging on your talk page then, eh? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:05, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Orian having a wife? That would totally blow my mind. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:09, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
You're making me scared and uncomfortable. Sorry UU I realise I've been insensitive. I'll leave now, Daddy will punish me. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 18:34 9 March 2009
You're damn right I'll punish you. Right here in front of your own mama, since that's the only way I'm gonna get off anyways. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Are you my mummy? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 19:39 9 March 2009
This place is becming a whorehouse. Also, UU, glad to hear all is well. Get her a pint on me. ~ 22:42, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Are you my mummy? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:44 10 March 2009
No, Luke, I am your father. ~ 22:46, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, did you grow a willy so youu could be like uncle Ray? You must really love eachother. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb.png ~Talk~ Gay sign.png 22:49 10 March 2009


OK, so you're not Jewish. Who cares? This is a great excuse to get drunk.


I was hit by a car while cycling, after suffering a shattered wrist and some head injuries, I'm in a cast for 6 weeks and can barely type, please don't think I've left or not reviewing I'll even send you a picture as my nose is broken too which is quite ick, although my cast is red woo! --The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 00:08, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

...shit, dude, that's....BADASS. WOO you're like fucking Jack Bauer! Sir SysRq (talk) 01:43, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Woah. Mate, take care of yourself, best wishes for a speedy recovery, and see you when you're back. We'll keep your seat at the back of the bus warm! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:20, Mar 11

Today is a special day![edit]

It may have started as a little turd, but you helped make it into an award winning pile!  –  User talk:Zana Dark User:Zana Dark (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 08:40, 11 March 2009 (UTC)