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I'm very sorry![edit]

Me so sorry! Please, forgive me! PLLLEEEAAAAASSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (wails and cries loudly)

(sniffs) I'm sorry, UU! I'M SO SORRY! I will never be a dick again!!!! (wails louder so that Sannse can hear)

Please adopt me as a n00b so that I can be a good person again! (wails and cries louder)

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Hey Joe, Whaddya know? I love the pleading and the wailing about how you'll never be a dick again, followed by a sig that makes a mockery of Signature guidleines. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> thus spoketh Puppy the imperfect.
Longer sig isn't part of being a dick. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 04:32, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Someone felt the need to make their signature big, due to having a small penis. Signatures must be shorter than this line of Xs:
Calculation will be done at full erection extension.
Taken from Signature guidleines. Also talks about height. Oh, and page whoring via sig. Oh, and showing your user name clearly. Oh and... maybe you should read it? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>
Hi Joe - I'm not the one you need to apologise to. Plus, apologies are one thing, actions another. Don't do anything to draw my attention back in your direction for the wrong reasons, and everything should be cool.
I'm not adopting though - gonna take my name off the list. I'm too busy, and just not very good at being an adopter. Oh, and your sig is a bit on the long side. And a tad high. Have a look at those guidelines that POTR linked to - brevity is the new hotness, see if you can do something about it! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:18, Jun 29
Yay! I'm so hot. Also is this you back? And ta for teh vote, I think it might be just what that article needs to pass!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 08:53 29 June 2009
I'm easing myself back in gently, so to speak. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:55, Jun 29
Yeah, it's good to go slow. At least at first. Also I wrote another UnScript - in like three hours - I'd quite like your opinion. Other people have already said it looks good, and it is on pee, if you have time/the will, a full review would be awsome. if not a quick thumbs up or down would be cool. Ta! Oh and here's the link.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:00 29 June 2009
Easing myself back in means not doing too much at first - I still have insane amounts of work on, so I'm trying to balance my Uncyc contributions better. So no reviews until stuff calms down, although I'll try to have a swift look at some point, but no promises. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:50, Jun 29
Yeah I figured you wouldn't, just thought I'd ask. Anyway good to see you at least back a little bit. :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 09:56 29 June 2009
Yay - I knew you couldn't leave me like that! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>


well, good to see you're at least about. sorry the signpost is so late, i got caught doing other stuff at the end of last week and i'm never prone to much uncyc-ing on the weekends. anyway, last week's issue is all set, and this week's issue will be done on time! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:26, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I can't leave for any decent amount of time - I'm just going to try and operate in a reduced capacity in an attempt to stop my brain getting so frazzled. Like the issue - as ever, good work, good sir! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:33, Jun 29
Sirs. I did the side bits, tehy're just as important you know!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 17:04 29 June 2009
you did indeed! thank you muchly for that, and good work on the selection of the old school FA, that one is a favorite of mine! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:19, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Could you get the original too?[edit]

NobodyNobody (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Ok I have to tell somebody how sad I am, It might aswell be UU[edit]

(Big hurra for more puns revolving around your name!) But guess what I just watched! Yeah, that's right! Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Aside from being terrible - it was only £3 from a charity shop - it was also the best hour and a half that I've had in ages. And thouraghly entertaining I might add. Discuss:    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 19:33 29 June 2009

Oh dear me...Nameable mumble? 21:01, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
You enjoy watching Teenagers running about in jumpsuits - hang on, what's not to enjoy? <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>
The evil woman was half naked for most of it. Thats something.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:22 29 June 2009
I might take a trip to the video store now on a completely unrelated issue... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>
I highly recomend it! It's a shit movie but with the mood I was in it was just great - and only £3!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 21:34 29 June 2009

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th[edit]

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:19 30 June 2009

A suspicion[edit]

A lesson to everyone out there. Do not press the ESC key while editing. It deletes all of your type. And I had written a good much of nonsense. Regardless, here is a much less funny version of what I just wrote. I am suspicious (and sorry if I spelled the title of this section wrong. Please change it.) of the vote by Flutter on the Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth page. If you can look at deleted pages, the Uncyclopedia:VFP/Ginger1.jpg page makes me even more suspicious. I decided against asking Flutter about this, as I was afraid it would start drama. Man, but you should have seen the way I asked you all of this just a minute ago. It was fantastic. I used a crazy old-school British accent, and asked, like 50 questions. It was fantastic. This one is forgettable. But gets to the point. Am I crazy, or does something seem awry? Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Suspicious of what, exactly? I'm suspicious of a lot of things, particularly this suspiciously hot-for-this-country heatwave we're having - I'm suspicious it has been sent to fry my brain even more and make me do even less productive work than normal. And also it may be an evil attempt to force me to break the UU shorts out and scare ladies everywhere. But yeah, apart from seeming somewhat stroppy towards Socky, is there anything else I should be suspecting? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:02, Jun 30
Oh god! From the picture of you I've built up in my head. Wearing shorts would be the worst decision you could make.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:04 30 June 2009
That was generally it. It looked like he was just voting against something Socky had nommed. But, again, you should have seen what I wrote before I hit the ESC key. You would have understood so well of what I was suspicious, it could have been great. GREAT, I SAY! (Oh, and just so you know, I think that when I first joined here, you had a picture in your userspace of some hairy, shirtless guy. Whether or not that was you, I am now picturing him in shorts. And, crazily enough, here in The America, we are having very nice weather. It's like 80 degrees with a nice breeze and no humidity. Fantastic.) Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:41, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
where the feck in america are you? in the northeast we've had something like 19% of possible sun for the month of june. right depressing, that. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:47, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it. Flutter's been around awhile, I doubt he's looking to start drama. Also, what Gerry said. Also also, this isn't my talkpage. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN15:51, 30 Jun
Just suspicious. That's why I brought this matter to the right honerable UU, that's why. Didn't want to start nuthin where there wasn't nuthin. If he says its nuthin, it's good enough for me. I'm in Maryland. It's that weird state that isn't really Northeast, but It isn't really Southeast either. And June, in general, has been terrible. But the last few days have been terrific. I'm used to 100% humidity. When there isn't much humidity, it is always a terrific day. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:55, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll keep a percentage of an eye on him - if I see a pattern develop, I'll have one of my now legendary "words". And I am from the North of England. Where it is supposed to be grim. My constitution gets proper upset by heat. And by "heat", I mean "anything that doesn't require the wearing of at least 4 layers of clothing". I am struggling epically. I am thinking of relocating my desk to the interior of the office fridge. Thank God at least my car is air-conditioned... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:03, Jun 30
Think how I feel! I live in scotland this brilliant weather is really fucking with me. I can go outside and not die hyperthermia!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:05 30 June 2009
Hmmmm. Scotland. Kilts. It's all becoming so clear to me now. You're gay aren't you Orian? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:07, 30 Jun
No. I've got a nice wee lass hidden away somewhere. At least that's what my granny recons. She's wrong.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:09 30 June 2009
My constitution gets proper upset when someone usurps the power, and tries to take over as king. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:11, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
My constitution is from the South of England. We are slightly more used to the hot weather, but then again, this has been HOT. And, um, yeah, I am just joining in this conversation which I am no way involved in at all. Sorry about that. Nameable mumble? 18:51, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Sorry? Dude, that's what I do all day! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:06, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
I thought that was what talk pages were for... Look, there's a conversation about two headers up on my talk page that I have not contributed to, nor do I intend to. This is our constitutional right as Uncyclopedians. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:36, Jul 1
 :(    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:49 1 July 2009


Ta for putting the award on my page! Yay! I'm pretty pleased to have won that. Who writes the thing for the front page?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:49 1 July 2009

Mordillo normally does it, but he's a little grouchy right now (something to do with being in Sweden, apparently). I might look to do it if I get time and inspiration. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:51, Jul 1
Cool. cool, cool. So hows UU today?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:55 1 July 2009
Busy and uninspired. ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:39, Jul 1
Oh it's like that is it? Well you have fun being "busy" and "uninspired". :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:03 1 July 2009


SP-Orian57.jpg I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

While we're here and talking about writing I did this yesterday: UnNews:Conservapedia is better than Wikipedia, Christian Announces. Personally I like it so much I suspect it may be a feature but I also suspect it's secretly shit, so your opinion'll help clear that up. Unless that's too much in which case you know, whatever. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:37 1 July 2009

Looks like you got an in-depth opinion from Hv, so hopefully that will help a bit. I think Conservapedia is at the same time the funniest and scariest site on the internets, and I don't know that we'll ever be able to satirise it as effectively as it satirises itself... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:34, Jul 2
Oh I agree completely. And yeah, I've skimmed the review and it looks about right, on reflection. I was just suffering the psot-natal glow you get when you finish an article and think it's the best thing you've done since HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle. Not that you wrote that, obviously.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:52 2 July 2009

I need Help to get my old stuff back[edit]

Yo man I need help. i lost my old pages of Grand Theft Auto Wayans Stories and George Lopez Stories because I made it suck and I was at freakin school that time it was deleted. It's all about grand theft Auto because GTA is cool. You can steal cars, make money, get hookers, shoot cops, and don't give a F#^*, OK. So, is there any chance to have my old pages of Grand Theft Auto: Wayans Stories and Grand Theft Auto: George Lopez Stories back huh? Ok, motherlicker, hahahahahaahaahahahaahah! HAHAHAHA Motherlicker.

-User:TKDKidXism 15:07 1 July 2009

See your talk page. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:59, Jul 2


I liked that article. :( -Magic My Mom

It was a one-liner, nonetheless - with a few (unfortunate) exceptions, we like to see articles that are somewhat longer. You can recreate it and I'll put the ICU tag on it if you like, but it needs to be longer or it probably won't survive. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:33, Jul 2






These are my Four Words of __NOJOE9320__. This is the admin edition, please. If you receive this message, this means that you should tell me what being admin is like. Tell me please. 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg.png | King Joseph® GiratinaOriginForme.png | Contact Goa Tse Clan Priest | Goa Tse Clan Sign Up | Rouge.gif | 10:04, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

A lot of work. And you don't get enough time to write stuff. Unless you're Modus. --~~ The preceding unsigned comment was added by Under user (talk • contribs)
Clearly he's busy, only had time for two tidles.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:15 2 July 2009
__NOMOREDILDO__ - My woman will be very upset... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>

High five[edit]

No reason. Just fun.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:13, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

IT has been too long since you graced this talk page Lj, nice to see you! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:14, Jul 2
I'll toss in a group hug to go with the high five. Just for no reason. ;) -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:52, 2 Jul

UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:48, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

So Can I Have Those GTA Contents?[edit]

Yo man, I need some more stuff back because I'm a GTA fan. Theres some downloadable contents for Grand Theft Auto: Wayans Stories and it has GTA Wayans: KoreanCity Wars and GTA Wayans: The Puerto Rican Guy Who Sees The Wayans. So I need those untyped articles about GTA: Wayan Stories Downloadable Contents. Those contents were inspired by some freakin Grand Theft Auto IV. It's really cool to have downloadable contents for unlimited gameplay. It's cool. Theres one with a biker guy and another who is a gangster working with a club owner getting the diamonds. So is there any way to get those contents because I added Bobby Lee from MADtv. So Can you return those pages and put them just like those other two: The unlimited article. You know? those articles with the heading: User:TKDKidXism/???. Also have a nice 4th of July yo. I'm some Chinese dude with a higher grade on Math.

-TKDKidXism 23:36 July 2009

Papa, I'm back![edit]

I've been away for a few days (or a week), but I think I feel a little more sane now. Got a babysitter for a few days and got actual sleep!

Can you help me with one thing? Is there another way of quoting than the 'Q|text|who|what' template? I'd like to try adding just a quote without who said it into my article. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 11:45, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Cquote1.png Like this? Cquote2.png
It also centres the text, but it is an alternative quote template that doesn't require you to put the source in. Good to see you about - you realise your article is up for VFH and doing rather well? Do you also know you can self-for vote? Just thought I'd check. It should only take a few more votes to get your first feature, which would be something, huh? (I'd recommend not whoring round for those extra votes though, it's doing well enough to suggest it should get them fairly comfortably). Glad to hear you've managed to catch up on the old snooze time a bit - next door are away for the weekend, taking their little bag of noise with them, so hopefully we'll be allowed the same luxury! How're things apart from that? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:36, Jul 4
Thank you. I'm trying something back in my article. I'm not sure if it works, though. As comes to how I'm doing, I've slept for 13 hours straight just today. That's how much I've had catching up to do once I managed to dump the bundle with someone else for a few hours. Now I'm looking around, abhorred by the amount of household chores I've been too tired to tackle and wondering if parenting will get easier in the future... --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 18:06, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
My eldest whelp is 17 and my youngest is 12 - Forget it, you're doomed. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>
I'm the eldest of... (counts on fingers) seven kids, the youngest brother (still in gradeschool) being young enough to legally be my son. I've been there as far as the whole babysitting thing goes. I just somehow thought it'd be easier with one of my own. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 11:02, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Review, maybe?[edit]

If you have the time, would you mind giving this a look at? You don't need to if you don't want to. Staircase CUNt 18:50, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I just popped online to get times for the cinema. Taking the Missus out so she can swoon over Johnny Depp. Maybe tomorrow, if I get time - can't promise though, but I will try. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:53, Jul 4
)k, thanks, I appreciate it. Staircase CUNt 18:58, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of which, UU, I just saw Public Enemies. It's an alright movie, but IMO, it suffers from an overall lack of narratrive. Johnny Depp gives a good performance, though. Saberwolf116 01:52, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

This is a Giant Ugly Template And it’s yours![edit]

The actors would like to thank you!

For voting for UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 to become featured.

Female Police Officer: Hel-

Nathan: (interupting) Hello and thank you. We appreciate the recognition of our work and in recognition of this we give you this template.

Female Police Officer: I swear to god if you cut across me like that again I'll beat you to death you bastard!

Oscar: I apologise for the woman, she's not normally this vulgar. Must be her period or something.

I haven't been here in days! Whats up?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 11:05 5 July 2009

What the BELGIUM?[edit]

I love how you use my country as an expletive. Lulz. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:37, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

That's actually a standard deletion reason option on the magical list of witty admin deletion reasons. So blame someone else! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:42, Jul 6
Like Douglas Adams? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:46, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
I prefer to blame Orian. For everything. It generally saves time. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:47, Jul 6
*waits for Orian to show up* Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 12:52, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
You're just jealous that I'm such a good writer! On that note, what do you think of this this? I've got some positive feedback but your opinion would be nice too. Also did you have a good weekend?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:54 6 July 2009
I had a busy weekend. A very busy weekend. So much so that getting back to a merely manic office at work seems relaxing by comparison. And that article is a bit long for me to devote too much time to right now. A very brief skim indicates it looks OK though. Oh, and is it just me or do you feel, every time you see that dead-behind-the-eyes-and-trying-too-hard grin of Miley Montana or whoever she is, that she's a superb bet to follow the Lohan career path? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:09, Jul 6
Ok? O. K. It got 45 on Pee Review. It's at least "pretty great". And er, yeah, she's gonna become a terrible role model for American girls everywhere. Although I do love that song, 7 Things.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:17 6 July 2009
If it got 45 on PR, and you know it's "pretty great", then why do you need my opinion, huh? Not skating close to whoring territory, are we? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:08, Jul 7
No, I just wanted your full opinion too.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 10:23 7 July 2009


I also had a great poster of Lita Ford on my bedroom wall as a kid, and a nice couple of Joan Jett.....but Doro will always have a special place in my heart.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Indeed. They all played an important role in my formative years. Mind you, don't forget Vixen! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:05, Jul 6
Lita Ford and Vixen... Wait I'm confused, are you talking about cars and animals? If so I think I might leave.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:19 6 July 2009
Just as incomprehensibly for you, we're talking about girls. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:26, Jul 6
Ok now I'm definitly going - freaks!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 14:27 6 July 2009
These weren't just "girls" they were Ubergirls.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
That's worse! Eww /me runs for the hills    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 16:01 6 July 2009

I heard your noob is doing better than MrN's Noob did[edit]

I should congratulate you. You've obviously got a better whip/carrot technique than Daddy.. ;) -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 15:33, 6 Jul

Under_user prides himself on his whip/carrot technique. There's not much difference between some of your work and that of LPS, especially the quality and layout but sometimes getting a feature is more about the luck of the draw. Why don't you ask her to work on a collaboration together, that's always fun, and I think your styles of humour would compliment each other... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
i couldn't resist being the first to suggest that in the event that you two do collaborate, you charge $9.95/minute for people to watch. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:54, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
To watch what? Bitch fight? -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:36, 6 Jul
i was thinking 'braid each other's hair', but whatever works. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:11, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
I doubt my hair's even long enough to tie into a ponytail, let alone braid. What are you guys talking about? I'm confused. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 21:28, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
Define "doing better". To be an accepted part of the community this far down the line is a good thing too. Look at how many features MadMax has, for instance. As an adopter, I'm not up to the standard of MrN - I'm way less involved. My "carrot/stick technique" in this case has effectively amounted to advising her not to get discouraged by a less than stellar review. It was the least I could do - a quantity I specialise in. However, your general banter and what I've seen you do suggests to me that all it's gonna take is for one idea to click, and you'll be on your way to feature and beyond! For me, it was rewriting something that tickled me - for you, it could be anything. Find your muse, young Luvvy, and the world is your oyster. Perhaps you could write about the importance of the hugtackle in modern society? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:32, Jul 6
The idea will come to me eventually. Until then, I'll just keep spamming you guys' user pages for no good reason with hugs and cuddles and various gifts of fuzzy meowy kind and occasionally use the QVFD and welcome and whatnot buttons I have on articles or revert obviously vandalous IP edits... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:31, 7 Jul

Our blooming Collab[edit]

How are your chopping abilities these days? I have some ideas for pics, or are you "busy" with "real life" and want it to ask at the corner? ~ 09:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

My 'chopping abilities are as limited as they've always been, but provided these ideas don't feature anything particularly rude I should be able to squeeze 'em in around work. What are you thinking of? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:06, Jul 8
A HUGE TEUTONIC PENIS! or rather, I was thinking of something like the door is being crashed aside by a bunch of Teutonic knights surprising a player. A player trying to play a controller while it's sprouting spikes. Bismarck playing a guitar. You know, every day stuff. ~ 09:49, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
I'll get on it, in between listening to the cricket working hard. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:57, Jul 8
Are you putting cricket before Uncy? How English of you! ~ 12:30, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
Only during the [Ashes] good sir. This particular series takes precedence over everything short of breathing and possibly eating. However, I feel good about today, I reckon there may be some clear 'chopping time today, we'll see what happens. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:03, Jul 9
Crikey, this is turning out to be a real challenge to my limited skills. Bismarck is done, as best as I can manage it. I'm trying to sort the spiky controller out, but I dunno if I'm going to pull it off. I may have to enlist Sonje's help. We'll see... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:54, Jul 10
I think Otto never looked so good! ~ 10:27, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
In regards to "A HUGE TEUTONIC PENIS!", I can find a Chinese one for you, but not Teutonic. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>t 23:58, 19/07/2009

I'm not sure who has worse timing, you or me[edit]

You deleted my page on "Maximum Ride" on the day I was going to go back and finish it. Ha- it's laughable. But I'm not mad, rules are rules and I should have remembered to go back and edit it. It's my fault. At least the website sent me an E-mail about it, my page on the Jonas Brothers was removed and I didn't hear jack shit about it. But the website should send E-mails to remind people the day before it gets deleted, because I completely forgot about it. But it probably would have been deleted anyways.

Damn- I suck. Is there anything in the rules that says I can't go back and try again?

I would like a copy though, for... reasons I haven't quite figured out yet. I'm still not sure of everything on this site yet, I'm a friggin' noob and my noobishness must be punished.

Please, and thank you. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheTrueFreak (talk • contribs)

It could be worse - you could be going off prematurely! <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 07:51, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the compliment. We'll see how many more puns I can work into uncyclopedia. I'm already at two. Ollie Garkey 13:13, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

No worries. And good luck! You can always slot a pun or two in Fish Puns, as long as they fit the article. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:27, Jul 10

Hey, thanks for the copy. The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheTrueFreak (talk • contribs)

No problem. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:27, Jul 10

I ask you directly[edit]

I am very serious about this. DOOO IT! Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:18, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

  1. Vanity?
  2. Writer's block (again)
  3. Spending too much time listening to cricket
  4. Can't be bothered
  5. ???
  6. Over-used and crappy in-joke!
That answer your question? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:31, Jul 10
  1. Well, don't write it as yourself. Geez. If it were vanity to take real life situations, and write it on this site, I wouldn't have but an article or two here.
  2. Me too (sort of. My head is in the clouds, which happens way too often. And when it does, I can't write worth the dickens.)
  3. I'm not sure if this is some weird British joke or not. Like, the animal? The Sport? The Band?
  4. Too busy fighting oddly similarly named vandals? Yes, that happens.
  5. Eighteen.
  6. I, in fact, like that in joke, thank-you-very-much.
Not to satisfactory rates. I give you a C-. You were very close though. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:27, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  1. Really not inspired to write about it. Can't see how I could get a decent, funny article out of it.
  2. Mind you, I'm struggling to see how I can get a decent, funny article out of anything at the moment.
  3. Yes, the sport. There's a series called the "Ashes", which is England (and Wales, technically) v Australia. It's a massive thing - probably the biggest rivalry in the sport, and one of the biggest events in the Uk sporting calendar. And the Aussies have an annoying habit of being better at it than us. We've just managed to turn certain, humiliating defeat into an extremely unlikely draw in the first match, and to be honest, the best I'm hoping for in the remaining 4 matches is that we don't get utterly hammered. But as matches take up to 5 days in Test Cricket, I am spending a lot of time listening to it.
  4. No, busy doing work, which is even less fun.
  5. With savings?
  6. Hey, whatever works for you. I was never that fond of that particular in-joke, myself. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:49, Jul 13

UnSignpost 9th July 2009[edit]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png 22:57, Jul 9


Why did you have to mess around with the Townsville article? It was fine as it was. Funny. Do you live in Townsville? No. It does include a lot of inside jokes that only us self proclaimed Townsvillians would get. A lot of people in my office think that your edits have made the article a lot less humorous. I would like you to leave the article alone and let me take care of it as I have been doing for the last 8 months or so. I will take into account some of your suggestions but would rather it if I could just do with it what I see fit. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Captain Hobo (talk • contribs)

Hello. UU is away, so I hope he will allow me to answer on his behalf. No. This is a wiki, and anyone can edit it. If you want to be the only person who edits a webpage... Start your own. As for UU's edits, I had a look at them, and what he removed violated UN:VAIN and UN:CBN. As well as fixing some spelling errors for ya and such I noticed. Anyway... Chill out dude, and get with the spirit of the place. Read some of our guidelines like BGBU and HTBFANJS and you will have more fun here. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 01:53, Jul 10
Thanks MrN, that's roughly what I would have said. I'd also have mentioned that it says "new stuff on bottom" in nice big red letters at the top of this page, and moved this to the bottom, which is what I'm doing now. I'd also mention about signing using 4 tildes (~~~~).
Now, as to Captain Hobo - pages in mainspace aren't your personal property. And there are certain policies we try to keep to, as MrN mentioned, including UN:VAIN and UN:CBN. You may point out examples of vanity in other articles, and if you do I'll thank you and remove those as well. This wiki is read by people from areas other than Townsville (which I don't live in, but have visited, and I've been to places far worse, believe me), so don't make it exclusively funny to people who live there - try to make it more universal. Oh, and my guess is that the people who think it less funny were probably mentioned by name, and found it funny, or know the people who were being belittled, and found that funny. Take that kind of thing to MySpace, we don't want it here, thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:06, Jul 10
Three cents worth. Been to Townsville a fair bit, have a number of friends up there. Haven't been there for a while but I know the place fairly well. I'm a Melbourne boy myself. There aren't that many jokes that could be made about Townsville.
I mean the first thing is the fact that the biggest employer in Townsville is the defence forces, in particular RAAF, which means that there is a fairly high level of fire power there, a high level of gun ownership, and the first electorate to have voted in a Communist Party candidate in the 50's, and one of the few electorate to vote in a One nation party member. Taht means that we're worried about terrorism while at the same time we have a bunch of xenophobic, politically backward yokels amassing a huge amount of arms and firepower that are being supported by the federal government within the national borders. I couldn't think of any way to make that amusing.
But let's stop and have a look at the tourist attractions. There is the museum of Tropical Queensland. So my mind would automatically think of things that to me represent the best of tropical Queensland. You know what I mean, sun, surf, fantastic rainforest, coral reefs, all the touristy jazz. And what is it built around - the relics that come from a downed ship, the HMAS Pandora. I can't think of a single joke on that area either.
But let's look at sport. Of course there is the North Queensland Cowboys. A superb team in anybody's language, even in the eyes of those that know nothing of the game. And all that controversy last year about them trying to rig a cheerleader contest sponsored by a bourbon company so that a primary school teacher could win is something that nobody could use to determine anything humorous.
However all those comments that are directed at people and places that you and a dozen of your friends would understand, along with the splendid examples of wit and mirth that surround a backwater perspective on racial relations, unfounded accusations against people within the community, those of course had far reaching humorous potential. I'm sure that there would have been chuckles from the pub at Townsville all the way down the block to the next pub. (Did I mention the high rates of alcoholism? Must have slipped my mind.)
<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 23:48, 10 July 2009 (UTC) BTW UU, feel free to take this out of here and drop it into Capt Hobos page if you prefer - I don't really want to spam your page, but I wanted to follow the existing thread.


Why the reversion of the Michael Jackson article? Ollie Garkey 04:37, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Well, firstly, if I hadn't reverted it, I'm pretty certain someone else would - people tend to be protective of featured articles. Secodly, edits to featured articles only tend to stand if they're a significant improvement, which I didn't feel that was. (I kinda liked the punny name, mind). I wasn't trying to dismiss your contribution out of hand - but there are plenty of articles more in need of help, to which your edits are more likely to be welcomed - have a look at Category:Rewrite, for starters, plenty you can go nuts on there. (I'm not saying never make changes to featured articles, BTW, just saying if you do, and they're not a major improvement or fixing something obviously wrong, they're likely to get reverted). Hope that answers your question. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:05, Jul 11

It does! And you're appropriately obsessive for an English person about keeping your talk page tidy. And while we're talking about rewrites... Ugh, see if you can't help me improve Maggie Thatcher? It's better than it was this morning, but it's still shite. Ollie Garkey 15:53, 20 July 2009 (UTC)



 Thanks for voting for this. Cat appreciates it too. Or I think she does, because she's chewing the carpet quite happily.

Hang on a second, that doesn't look like the carpet. No! She wouldn't! Not the cabbages...!!!
Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:08, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

And sincerest sorries for the whoring. Though, once I noticed the rule, I went and changed the message. And then you pointed it out. And then I felt really bad. But you liked it, anyway, so that's the good thing. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 11:16, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, it happened shortly after the admins had a bit of a chat about cracking down on whoring, so I had to say something! And yes, I did like it, so yay, or something. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:28, Jul 11

Papa, have I missed something?[edit]

Should I have made one of those box template things as thanks for the vote on my featured article? I think I feel a tinge of shame for not doing so. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 18:04, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

It is an optional thing but personally I think it's a nice thing to do. you still can though, no bodies gonna mind if it's late. Also this isn't my conversation. I'll leave now.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 18:19 11 July 2009
Orian just wanted to be called "Papa for once - never mind him. The templates are kind of like a "thank you" card to everyone after a christening, bris, or secular naming ceremony. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 20:26, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
scary side note - I couldn't remember the name for the Jewish ceremony at which a boy gets circumcised, so I started to type in "rabbi circumcision" into my google bar to see what came up, and the first "suggested" search was "rabbi circumcision mouth". I might just stay an agnostic if nobody minds.
Brit milah or bris? -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:48, 11 Jul
And the Luvvy scores two points. Again. ~ 21:44, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
My Hebrew teacher is good... :P -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:52, 11 Jul
You know what'd have been really funny there. If you'd missed out an "O" in the "Good", because then it'd look like your Hebrew teacher was God and he's no doubt quite good at it but then I could have made a hypocritical remark about how ungood your English teacher is. LOL!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 22:57 11 July 2009
Hmmmm... Nah. My Hebrew teacher isn't God, so why mistype it? I think I could use some other phrases in Hebrew though than just "*cuddles*" some day. I need to be able to order a coffee wherever I am in this big bad world. I've got this problem with massive caffeine withdrawal headaches if I don't get my morning coffee... -- DameViktoria Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:48, 12 Jul
Actually, I half remembered bris, but I wasn't 100% sure. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 01:01, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Just humour him. Yes, you're right. If there had been a mistake that would have been side splittingly funny. Okay, everyone back away quietly, keeping eye contact, palms forward, and don't panic. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 01:01, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
What they said, minus the extraneous Jewish bits. I started out painstakingly hand-crafting thanks templates for every vote, but kind of stopped at some point and never really got going again. Some people do, some don't - it's up to you. But note that Mhaille, Cajek and Modus, who are top of the tree, feature-wise, don't bother, so it's not like it's going to cast a shadow over you forevermore if you don't give every voter a template! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:30, Jul 12
Actually, the Jews remove the extraneous bits. It's called a bris. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 09:27, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
I look away for a few minutes and you shift the subject to male circumcision? What about what happens to 90% of the Fatimas and other tweenie females in sub-Saharan Africa? I could believe males aren't as severely damaged by the procedure, since female circumcision usually ends up removing an equivalent of most of the dong from a girl, without anaesthetics, so she has no clit or any other bit left that could effectively help arouse her while she's being raped made love to by her husband who's often enough old enough to be her father or even grandfather, which gets an element of the disgusting when she's usually just 12-14 when she's married off to the old fart. (Does someone notice I'm into human rights?)
So UU, it seems like I don't need to make a template I have no idea of doing? Thank you for that nugget of information. --BabySocks.jpg Little Pink Sock BabySocks.jpg 11:17, 12 July 2009 (UTC)
Making them is easy enough, just type in the name of someone elses and steal the code, change the words and picture and you're sorted.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 12:18 12 July 2009
I'll natter on about male circumcision for ages because it is funny in potentia. Female circumcision is the equivalent of systematic genital mutilation - hard to see the funny there. Agree 100% - If you do a template, try not to mention any mutilation! --<span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span> 21:41, 12 July 2009 (UTC)

Legion of Doom page[edit]

Can you repost the Legion of Doom page? I was going to add more to it. 04:16, 13 July 2009 (UTC)some guy

Hum. OK, that page has been deleted and recreated quite a few times now, and your last edit to it (from that IP) was in May. If I recreate it with a construction tag on it, it looks likely that it will get deleted again in short order. That's obviously no good for either of us, so here's a suggestion: get an account here, with a username, and I'll recreate the page for you and put it in your userspace for you to work on at your leisure. Pages in userspace don't get deleted in the same way, so you can take your time, get the page right, and then when it's finished, we can discuss moving it to the mainspace - deal? Getting an account isn't a big deal, and you don't have to sign your soul over to Wikia or anything (yet). --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:37, Jul 13



You are not, to coin a phrase, the boss of me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:20, Jul 16
Oh my god! Awsome phrase, I'm so gonna put that in the theme tune to this sit com I'm writin that revolves around three brothers and how they stress out their parents.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:02 16 July 2009

musings and whatnot[edit]

hello, UU. i haven't dropped by in a while. how's things? how's real life? i just had a few thoughts and a request. firstly, i noticed you've noticed my anniversaries initiative, so i thought i'd ask you: do you think i'm overstepping my bounds? i'd really like to see and end to the parade of really terrible content on the front page, but i don't want to monopolize the process and 'take it over', so to speak. i'm not worried about putting in the effort, but i am worried about someone eventually saying that there should be more than one person editing the anniversaries, this is a wiki and there should be many voices, etc. so: whaddya think? my request was: do you think you could churn up an obscure british dialect expression for the signpost this week? i think that's all i had. good day! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:39, 15 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi Gerry - I've not been on in a couple of days actually, been a bit ill. You know it's serious when there's pie for lunch and I'm still not hungry. I don't think there's a real question of overstepping the bounds here - as I said, I think it's a great idea, so many of those anniversaries suck that it's great someone is sorting them out. If anyone cared, they would have said something by now, I'm sure. The only person who takes any real notice of those pages is Codeine, who tends to revert vandalism to them whenever he's about - you may want to ask him the same question, but for my money you're doing a brilliant job and kudos to you! If you are worried it will all become too... Gerrified, ask some other bods to help you out, possibly. I would, but IRL is still busy as hell, and now I'm ill on top of it! As to a dialect expression, there are always tons, of course, I'll see if I can dig something up for you. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:38, Jul 16
pie for lunch!? i need to go to england. thanks for the re-assurance, i just needed a thumbs up from an important chap such as yourself to stop my worrying. i'll bother codiene as well, i suppose, since he is generally the anniversary master. hope you feel better soon! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:57, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey sorry to hear you're not doing so great, but just a suggestion: Instead of vomiting you could just poo lots instead. Because I can't be around people that vomit. It makes sick.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 13:32 16 July 2009
Yes, because at this point I have sufficient control over my bodily functions for that to be a choice. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:59, Jul 16
Glad to hear it! keep down the vomit. It's not pretty.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink.jpg 15:00 16 July 2009
Hey, don't give him any ideas. Diarrhea is serious business. My little brother had some issues with it just two days ago. All I could hear from him, through the bathroom wall was "Oh. This poop.... this poops es bay-ad. Poop es Bay-ad." Needless to say my mother was none too pleased when she walked in later. How he got shit on the walls, we still can't figure out. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:10, 16 July 2009 (UTC)
Lol, gross. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)
Crazy thing is, that's a true story.... *sigh* Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:19, 16 July 2009 (UTC)


Those two IPs have been highly annoying. I was starting to get a blister on my revert finger. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 12:16, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Sorry to not get to them earlier - busy day. Thanks to you for sorting out the reverting! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:19, Jul 16


Are you giving cricket commentary during the Ashes now? Hmmm... <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>TIME 04:05, 17/07/2009

I would like the job of the splendidly named Ben Dirs, who does the live text commentary on the BBC website. Paid to watch cricket and write nonsense about it? I may even be prepared to live in London to do that... --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:14, Jul 17
It's funny watching the sky news coverage of the ashes over here at the moment. I'm so used to the Wide World of Sports over the top accolades whenever Australia get a boundary that watching Michael Clarke knock it back over Freddy's head for a boundary and having no noise from the commentary box at all is hysterical. <span class="GenOberst"> PoopyOnTheRadio </span>TIME 10:23, 17/07/2009 <i>, what is this deprecated </i>
The only way to listen to cricket is Test Match Special (TMS) on BBC radio - a splendid collection of whimsical English stereotypes such as Blowers, Aggers and their ilk pontificate and ruminate on the quality of the lunchtime pies, the number of pigeons on the outfield, grammatical quandaries, and occasionally cricket. At times like this, when the England batting order is doing its usual impression of a house of cards and Hilfenhaus looks set to get a fifer, it's possibly the most entertaining thing about the cricket from an English point of view. And if Sir Geoffrey Boycott is on, having a superbly opinionated rant about anything you care to mention, it has almost no equal. Looks like the current test will be a replay of Cardiff - poor first innings total from England, Australia show them how to build a decent total, then England pray for rain and struggle to hang on. Why do I love this sport? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:36, Jul 17
Thats an article idea. English commentary on cricket. --Docile hippopotamus 10:49, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of the Unsignpost, you might want to take a look on a wee chat myself and Flutter are having on his talk page. That is, he'll be able to respond when he returns from his day long ban. ~ 10:52, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
Duly keeping an eye. Strikes me as an odd one, does Flutter, given his history. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:34, Jul 17
Indeed. Also, there's vomit on your userpage. Just so you'll know. ~ 11:41, 17 July 2009 (UTC)
I saw. But I'm too ill to clean it off. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:50, Jul 17

UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009[edit]

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)