Vaguely related to your name. --Mn-z
18:56, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
- I declair, Awsome. :) Orian57 Talk 15:52 14 March 2010
- Omg, there's UnHaiku now? And are those new links I see on the left?? - [17:21 26 April 2010] PlebYettie
- I want you dress like a girl and lick my feet. Orian57 Talk 17:54 26 April 2010
- Oh okay, if you insist. - [15:53 27 April 2010] PlebYettie
- So you're a bisexual now, Orian? --Mn-z 16:21, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
- No no he's just a slut. :) - [16:25 27 April 2010] PlebYettie
- But you may or may not be a girl. --Mn-z 16:34, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
- I want you to dress like a man and lick my tongue.--Sir ~HELPME~ Count! Awards! Pee! Help! 19:23, April 27, 2010 (UTC)
- No you really don't. He did that once with me and it was... Just no. And I'm not bi I just said the most pervy thing I could think of at short notice. Orian57 Talk 20:49 27 April 2010
- Yays. Pervs. Yays. - [22:15 30 April 2010] PlebYettie
Spaghetti sauce for no reason --Mn-z
05:23, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
Something about new years. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (22:44 01-1-2010)
- Oh ye wonder about the new year? - [12:48 2 January 2010] PlebYettie
...*poke* Isshiki Kotonashi-chama =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu! 19:44, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh my god, after all this time you still can't post your messages in the right place on my talkpage! :D *tuts*. But how are you? How's uncyclopedia doing these days, VG? Or should I call you Isshiki? Long time no talk! P.S. Sorry that took me so long to reply. Have finally got round to sorting out my emails. - [14:52 31 December 2009] PlebYettie
- "sorting out your e-mails" really? that's the best you could come up with? Orian57 Talk 15:51 31 December 2009
- How about "saving the world in time for the new year from an imminent invasion of chocolate genitalia"? - [15:56 31 December 2009] PlebYettie
- and what is wrong with malteasers? twixes? Orian57 Talk 17:54 31 December 2009
- are they sponsoring you or something? you do no malteasers are personally responsible for AIDS, right? and even worse, they invented the gays. what's wrong with chocolate genitalia? - [21:51 31 December 2009] PlebYettie
- "no" wow your spelling has really slipped. Orian57 Talk 22:33 31 December 2009
- it's more my grammers that has slipped. no capitals and such. i sold out to the txtspk ppls you see. terrible terrible i no. look i just spelt "know" without using a k or a w and i'm not even ashamed. hah! - [01:25 1 January 2010] PlebYettie
- So you'd write "knowledge" as "no leg", right? Spooky. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:31, 1 January 2010
- no no no, i'd write it as "noledg". duh. :D - [01:37 1 January 2010] PlebYettie
- Why did you just yell "know" three times? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:38, 1 January 2010
- Because you must KNOW. Know and feel. Feel Zeus inside you. Let Zeus embrace you. - [02:43 1 January 2010] PlebYettie
- How can he be inside me and still embrace me? That's as weird as Athene's conception. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 02:45, 1 January 2010
- Oh don't be so technical. You know that deep down you understand. :D - [12:48 2 January 2010] PlebYettie
I SAW YOU EDIT
YES I DID YES I DID!!! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 19:10, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh did you now? I swear it wasn't really me. - [14:53 31 December 2009] PlebYettie
Hey. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (13:57 09-27-2009)
- Hey. :) - [19:40 29 September 2009] PlebYettie
this is the new me, right here -- you saw it third! Orian57 Talk 21:03 29 September 2009
Do you still, like, walk around on the planet and stuff? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:44, 22 September 2009
- I heard he has no legs. Although I heard that from the same girl that lied about her gender, so... maybe he just has bitch-legs. Orian57 Talk 00:09 23 September 2009
- I do have legs, I'm afraid. But no arms. And unfortunately I've only ever been able to walk on my arms. - [17:25 23 September 2009] PlebYettie
- She's back! --Mn-z 17:30, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Not really, I just happen to reply if you post things on my talk page. :) - [17:40 23 September 2009] PlebYettie
- Go read todays feature and praise me for it. Also lovely to see you. Orian57 Talk 17:51 23 September 2009
- Oh, and if its not too much trouble, could you please vote on a few articles in VFH so that he don't feature a picture of Modus again? --Mn-z 18:13, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
YesTimeToArr! There be a Thanksplate at Thiry Noughts!
||Martin would like to thank you!|
For helping him stay afloat during his time with Marline and until his rescue/untimely death.
Orian57 Talk 15:06 16 July 2009
||Joshy would like to thank you all again!|
For featuring LazyTown on the front page, he’ll be pretty much thrilled. Not sure what his mum’s gonna say but it’ll all be fine... He might be grounded forever though.
Orian57 Talk 20:34 15 July 2009
||Doug would like to thank you!|
For Helping him and little Emily get through the inconvenient zombie apocalypse!
Orian57 Talk 15:04 14 July 2009
Where are y'at yo? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 13:52, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
- Here. - [07:46 6 July 2009] PlebYettie
- Great! Go vote. And this one. Orian57 Talk 10:19 6 July 2009
- Wasn't whoring disparaged or something? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
- Not so much disparaged as discouraged, but we were going to crack down on cases of whoring to people who don't actively invite it. As Yettie has a "please whore" talkpage rule, that kinda takes care of that, I suppose. I'll just frown disapprovingly. --UU - natter 11:44, Jul 6
- Oh no! Don't dissaprove of me! Now I feel guilty. Thanks a lot Yettie. Orian57 Talk 12:48 6 July 2009
Yes Time to nag for votes
On the top three of the month. Particularly Sandcastle and Nursery. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:42 11 June 2009
Out of curiosity, how long are you gonna keep up this whole "not telling my gender" thing? You've been around for some time now, and I think a lot of us are curious. Saberwolf116 16:36, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
- She's been claiming to be a boy for a while. --Mnb'z 16:38, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
- That's the spirit Mnbvcxz! I did actually say. But by that point people didn't believe anything I said about my gender. :D - [16:40 30 May 2009] PlebYettie
- To quote the header of this page:
“the Happeningist Talkpage of the Year 2008 (as voted for by Yettie herself).”
--Mnb'z 16:46, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
YesTimeToThanks thank tank!!!
||I have to thank you all again|
Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.
- D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:44 27 May 2009
And whore to you. And Hope you're still about. Are you? Surely your watching your talk page. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 00:23 26 May 2009
- Oh not you again. With another VFH whore. Honestly, I think you should stop writing funny, featurable articles and get back to er <insert an occupation of little or no significance, which is entirely unrelated to Uncyclopedia and humour, that Orian once possessed>. - [08:18 26 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Yay I get to go back to belemia and masterbation! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:25 26 May 2009
- Whats up in Yettie land? Didn't see you for like a week, thought you'd fucked off again. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:21 26 May 2009
- Oh yeah, sorry about that...exams and revision (which I've left to the last week). I've got a lovely 12 exxams to look forward to, all in one week. So yeah, I probably won't be around that much for a few weeks... - [09:41 26 May 2009] PlebYettie
As you may have read in the Unsignpost, the usergroups have all but died out. We were talking about reviving them, and we thought we would start with your little cult. Thoughts? Saberwolf116 03:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- I could have sworn I left a message here, I must have forgotten to to save it. Btw, headers go at the top of Yettie's page. --Mnb'z 03:52, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- Restart the CMC? I'd love to, I guess, but I'd much prefer to restart my mafia. Although let's be clear, the Family has two objectives, and only two: First and most importantly is to do nothing and just to be for fun and secondly is to help out and encourage new users to get involved with the community. I'm not sure if some of the senior members of the Family are still active though. - [17:43 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- I think you should start a brand new one with a pre-historic, dinosaur theme and its set in space. You know, to encourage new users to get involved with the community so established users can do nothing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:47 18 May 2009
- I like the sound of that. As far as I know there are no dinosaur related usergroups. This is a TRAVESTY. - [17:51 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- I completely agree! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 17:55, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- SOCKY! Hey, why did you never enroll in the mafia! :P - [17:58 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Because nobody asked me, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:00, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- Well if anyone can be bothered to officially restart the pointless Mafia sometime, you're officially invited. It's great fun, you get cocktails and whores. What more could you want? Oh and guns. - [18:02 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- I don't drink and I'm gay. Guns sound good though. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:03 18 May 2009
- We have non alcoholic cocktails and whores of all flavours, sir. - [18:06 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Would that happen to include the kind I or Hyperbole like? --Mnb'z 18:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- What the fuck kinda mafia is this? Also here's what I'm curently working on. It's almost finished. Thoughts, suggestions? I'll be putting it up for pee when I'm done anyway but, I like mini feedback too. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:11 18 May 2009
- No. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:11 18 May 2009
- Oh you lovely whore, Orian. And of course Hyperbole, our Family is very understanding of all the weird freaks out there like YOU. And we use the word freak in the nicest possible way. - [18:15 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- I rather have whores of the regular kind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 18:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- We have them too... - [18:26 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Regular whores! How cliche. --Mnb'z 18:40, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- Bigot. --Mnb'z 18:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- Faggot. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:58 18 May 2009
- Maggot. - [18:59 18 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Haggis. Also I've finished the first draft of Nursery, I just need to find some pics and get it peed. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:01 18 May 2009
- Don't call me a faggot, faggot. --Mnb'z 19:08, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
- Heehee, you're just a girly, sissy, nappy girl! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:11 18 May 2009
- Oh, yeah, while you're a pregnancy fetishist! Sicko. --Mnb'z 04:41, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
- No, no, I was meargley displacing my emotions, what you did there was slander. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 04:51 19 May 2009
- Orian57 = Preggosexual --Mnb'z 05:12, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
- NO U! Orian = other sort of freak. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:14 19 May 2009
- Look, its Orian cat --Mnb'z 05:22, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
- >.< No, I am not, nor ever have been that cat. Perhaps that's your Furry fantasy but it's not mine. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 05:27 19 May 2009
Me article review. If you liked it, maybe I could direct you to ROTM? =) Saberwolf116 17:53, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
||Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!|
Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!
Also you've got talk at the bottom of this page. Also, you still about? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 14:35 18 May 2009
||Mr McElroy says thanks!|
his blog is teh funnies!
11:44pm May 14th from web
tanks for teh voats!
11:45pm May 14th from web
Also, you feeling any better today? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:35 14 May 2009
- Fine, but I've squeezed another day off. - [11:56 14 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Good for you! I'm currently panicking about my English exam tomorrow. Not even sure why, I've not got any plans for university or anything like that. In fact I've pretty much decided that the only job I actually want is writing. Also I started Nursery ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 13:50 14 May 2009
It's that time again
Vote for me! Also, how ya getting on, bud? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:40 13 May 2009
- Oh that's very good that is. I'm off school today so I thought I'd come mess around on Uncyclopedia again...like the olden days. But I'm good, my ordinary but apparently-so-complex-to-me social life seems to be sorting itself out. But how are you? I see lots more features for you! You've been doing lots of writing, I see... - [09:46 13 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Yeah actually, I've been doing quite alot of writing off site too (ever tell you I was working on a novel?), I'm also working on writing Nursery as a sort of sequel to Sandcastle, so when I put stuff up on the site I'll give you a link. Oh and I plan to finish this at somestage too. As for my oversimplified social life, well, it's non-existant. Not outside of the internet anyway, wich kinda works for me. Also it's good to see you comming back here, I did miss ya. And by "off school" do you mean you're unwell, or just skiving? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:54 13 May 2009
- I mean a bit of both. And that all sounds good...a novel?!? - [10:02 13 May 2009] PlebYettie
- A novel. I'm hoping to turn writing into a career. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:08 13 May 2009
- What sort of novel? Anything taking shape yet? And I've always hoped to turn writing into a career, too. I've already completed a few books. Well more accurately book-length scrambles of words. They're terrible, and I don't really want to revisit them, but some time I'd love to complete a vaguely okay novel. But good luck with yours! - [10:13 13 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Well it's a sci-fi horror, and as for shape I've written about 50 pages so far and I know where the next 50 are going so all I need to do is actually finish it. I've tried writing loads of different things before and never got round to finishing them (or hit a wall with the idea, noticed an unfillable hole in my plot, fell out of love with my own characters, got bored) but with this I've invested far too much of my time to abandon it. What about you? What genre do you write? Humour? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:20 13 May 2009
- I've actually tended to stay away from humour. I find writing humour and almost impossibly hard task, and find it so much easier to make people laugh face to face. I've tried writing just about everything, and what usually happens is I write an introductory few pages and get down some ideas of where the story is going before I start picking my idea apart and realising how awfully cliched it is, or something like that. There are a few ideas I have, but I simply do not have the time to sit down and give them a good chance at getting written. But it sounds like you've really got something good there, with your sci-fi novel! Sci-fi is quite fun to write, because there's so much freedom. - [10:25 13 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Yeah I've noticed that with other sci-fi (although I tend to class my writing as primarily horror) I've written but this novel is post-apocoliptic and I'm gradually starting to find it a bit constraining, kinda like being tied to the bed. I'd imagine. And as for cleched ideas, I always thought that was a bad thing but I read in a book about writing that actually there's only something like 7 possible stories. All you have to do is add enough make-up to make them look original. And thanks for your vote, two other people just voted so unless something goes horribly wrong it looks like Mr McElroyLand is tomorrows feature! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 10:33 13 May 2009
- "Something goes horribly wrong" that sounds like my cue. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 10:49, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
- Yeh there's the 7 story theory, that basically every story is just an one of these seven stories (or a combination of more than one) with a bit of make up. - [11:03 13 May 2009] PlebYettie
||"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"|
Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.
Glad you liked it! :D And stay! You need to stay, sissy's on hiatus so I need you to harras otherwise UU might start to hate me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:34 6 May 2009
Was that a Yettie sighting? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:37, 6 May
- Nah, I don't think so. It might have been... - [20:39 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
- /Explodes with gay exitement!/ OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! Yettie! Go vote for me! Oh and here. Welcome back! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:41 6 May 2009
- How ya been? Where ya been? And most importantly, did you bring me back anything? -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:43, 6 May
- Yeah yeah yeah that too, but vote first! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 20:46 6 May 2009
- Holy Penis! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 20:49, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- /me obediently obeys Orian Hi everyone...I have been in the land of real life you see. And yes. I brought you guys all penises! So for those who don't have one...congratulations on your first penis, for those that have them, well done on your second penis! - [20:57 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Yay! HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle is now featured! Acording to the template mordillo put on the voting page just before you got there. Anyway, you're vote still sort of counts, and means that Why?:Don't You Get a Job? is a bit healthier, probably a quasi at least. And yeah, where the fuck have you been, man? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:00 6 May 2009
- On a related note, Uterus or GFTO! is on VFH. --Mnb'z 06:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Missed ya big guy, but not in a gay way. Good to see you around. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:03, 6 May
- Missed you, little man, but not in a straight way. Good to see you doing as you're told, again. I missed bossing you around. now go do useless like making up a Farmyeard themed usergroup. :D ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:06 6 May 2009
- God, is that guy still gay? Has he not been fixed yet?! I feel for him, I really do. Also I HAVE MISSED YOU GUYS!! (Pigs for Presidents coming soon to a Yettie userspace page near you). - [21:09 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Didn't Zeitgeist make him lesbian? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:11, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- God no! I just let her believe that for a while. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:13 6 May 2009
- She won't be happy to hear about that! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:14, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- So he's still a slut, I see! - [21:15 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
- Well she's not going to is she? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 21:17 6 May 2009
- What do you mean? Of course she'll hear about it! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:18, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
So, are you back regular like now? -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:49, 6 May
- Probably not...we'll see what happens. Hey, you never know, you might get lucky! - [21:50 6 May 2009] PlebYettie
- I hope you stay. What would Uncyclopedia be without Yettie? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:54, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
- Entertaining. Even so, if you do stick around a bit, you should come help us out with IC. I've got limited time for writing myself as well and IC is a good way to contribute without having to put in a lot of time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 6 May
I love the tyopgraphy on your welcome template. Might I be able to spork it from you for my own? – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 20:17, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks. I'm secretly very proud of that welcome template. Of course, feel free to spork away. - [20:21 3 March 2009] PlebYettie
- Thank you! Mine is here. – http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN 21:16, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
- Looks good. But be careful, it has pointy edges, so don't go waving it around the place. Okay? - [22:36 3 March 2009] PlebYettie
Yeah, ta. I only logged on to do the pee checking, and you've done it. So I'm gonna get in a quick ten minutes on Mass Effect before tea. Thanks! --UU - natter 17:47, Feb 15
- That's quite all right. There's two left, if you feel deprived of your pee-checking-responsibilities. :-D - [17:49 15 February 2009] YYettie
- Ah, Mass Effect. My friend let me borrow that game. Then his grades went down the shitter and his father smashed his Xbox. So now it's mine. =] I should play that game sometime. Why did I even borrow it in the first place? —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:37, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- You know looking back I kinda wish my parents had cared about my grades. Now I have to pay in order to fail classes. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:27 15 February 2009
- gives shades back* PieSoup CLICK HERE 03:19, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
hi —The preceding unsigned comment was added by PieSoup (talk • contribs)
- Yo. Can I do something for you, or have you come to admire my rather expensive light shades? - [10:55 14 February 2009] YYettie
- *steals shades** PieSoup CLICK HERE 00:55, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
- Dear sir, you are a common criminal! Thou shalt be shot. - [11:31 15 February 2009] YYettie
Well, Yettie, are you sexy or not? --Meganew 20:57, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Very. Is that all, or would you like to examine my sexiness? - [21:20 12 February 2009] YYettie
- I wanna get sexy with the captain! —Sir SysRq (talk) 21:43, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Don't we all? - [22:51 12 February 2009] YYettie
- /me is wearing nothing but a sailor's hat What? —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:22, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- I would love to examine your sexiness... (Takes off pants and underwear) --Meganew 23:54, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
- Um, ew... --Mnb'z 07:08, 13 February 2009 (UTC)
- How did you get it to show that you are onlne and what you are doing? --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:26, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- It says at the game portal that some dudes madea preliminary help page on how to make games, and I saw that you were either one of those people or knew about it, so do you? --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:28, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- Unless it is that help page that is up there and odes not even tell you how to make a game. --Skate1168 (Talk) 21:34, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, I created the game portal. What page exactly, do you want the help/advice page? It doesn't do it automatically, although I'm sure that could be figured out via some advanced bot coding. I do it manually. I can help with your own, if you want. Also, have you heard of adoption and would you like it? - [22:51 11 February 2009] YYettie
S'right motherfucker, I didn't forget. Now you just have to promise you'll work on it just as much. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:59, 10 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh. My. God. - [22:51 11 February 2009] YYettie
- Now get to work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 21:22, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
YesTimeToWhat time is it?
It's time to edit. Yes it is.--Snake7 23:18, 8 February 2009 (UTC)Snake7
- Yes. That appears to be the time. Well quarter past edit, now. But yeah, it was the time when you left the message. - [07:30 9 February 2009] YYettie
YesTimeTo...I got nothin.
Yo YTTE, I just realized that I had yet to thank you for your funky fresh review of my UnBooks page a couple days ago. As such, please accept my thankingest thankings for the piss-perfect job. Cheers, - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:11, Feb 9
- That's all right. That's the first review I've done for years. Since you're my big brother and all, once you've finished thanking me, are you going to get back to breaking my toys and farting in my face? - [07:30 9 February 2009] YYettie
- Wwweeeeelllllllll.... ok. Anything for you, bro! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:43, Feb 9
- Oh you're awful kind! - [22:44 9 February 2009] YYettie
I herd u liek penis? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:48, 4 Feb
- That is/is not true (delete as appropriate). One thing I certainly do like is when people put new shit at the top of my shit pile. See? - [07:49 5 February 2009] YYettie
- I always knew you were a bottom. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:56, 5 Feb
- No, no, the key is that I am not a bottom! I am a top. Which makes me MAN BOOBIES! - [22:13 5 February 2009] YYettie
- From over here, you look like a bottom. But that's probably because you're bending over. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:31, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah. You like people to stick things on top of your shit pile. Presumably they'd have to be above you to do that, so doesn't that make you a default bottom? And such a cute bottom at that! *swoon* Hi SysRq! -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:32, 5 Feb
- I know, I have an amazing bottom. I was a bottom model once. - [16:29 6 February 2009] YYettie
Yettie has a penis. Meh, stupid not-even-a-bitch. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:27, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hah and you were trying to have my babies! - [15:29 4 February 2009] YYettie
- I was trying to cut your penis off, that is all. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- ...for strictly baby making purposes. - [15:36 4 February 2009] YYettie
- Fuck you, stupid not-even-a-bitch! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Oh come on, this is fun. But it would be funer if you came up with something more original that that. I'll set you a task. Try to insult me using "tearing", "smelly" and "vagina" all in one sentence. - [15:45 4 February 2009] YYettie
- I still think Yettie's a girl. It says so on her talk page. --S'r Mnbvcxz 15:48, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Mnbv I LOVE you!! (Do you mind if I call you that?) - [15:50 4 February 2009] YYettie
- "Damn you Yettie, now I can't pretend I have a penis anymore. You're a tearjerking asshole Yettie! My vagina's gone all smelly and stuff." How's that. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:53, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- At least you don't have a penis either, I cut it off! HAHAHA! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:55, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- [EC] [FUCKING EC!] [ANOTHER FUCKING EC!] Quite. As for your insult...excellent. Now about "mints", "penis", "mum" and "raped" all in just one sentence. And you're not allowed to use the words "your" or "yours" at all. Have fun! - [15:58 4 February 2009] YYettie
- "I cut off Yettie's penis! Woohoo! I won TEH penis! Now I can use the penis to get minting with my lesbian girlfriend, and lay waste to my mum, and maybe get some other people raped. Woohoo!" Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:08, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- That's liking identity theft! They'll think I done did those rapings! You can't do that! i'll ring my penis company and cancel it. Do you have any idea how much that twin turbo charged V8 engine inside my penis, cost?! - [16:13 4 February 2009] YYettie
- That's less trouble for me and more trouble for you! Woohoo! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:28, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- But if you really want it back, maybe I can arrange something for you... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:52, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Like how? - [07:39 5 February 2009] YYettie
- You know what? I'll just give it back, here! /me returns Yettie's penis
I've had enough fun with it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:19, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
||I hereby return your penis, YesTimeToEdit!
Rejoice! For you may once again pee like a man!
|For being your terribly annoying self.
For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Also why don't we ever talk anymore? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 23:56 1 February 2009
- Jesus, that think acutally made it. Congrats! And I'll tell you why we don't talk anymore! It's cause you put on weight and you're just not as sexy as you used to be. I'm sorry. You're just not and I'm a very shallow person. - [08:46 2 February 2009] YYettie
- Fuck you I've lost weight. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:47 2 February 2009
- No, you're so fat you can't even mash the appropriate number of colons. I'm sorry, I can't be associated with whales. - [08:52 2 February 2009] YYettie
- Leaps on Yettie and pins him down with my weight then giggles about on top of him for a while until my sperm leaks out of teh rolls of fat and inside him. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:57 2 February 2009
- WHALE RAPE! I'M BEING WHALE RAPED! I'VE NEVER BEEN RAPED BY ANOTHER SPECIES! And I've never been raped before by anyone who's worse at sex than their mum, either. :P - [11:22 3 February 2009] YYettie
- It seems like everyone wants to rape Yettie for some reason. --S'r Mnbvcxz 15:23, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Don't look at me... STOP LOOKING AT ME! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:12, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Cause I'm so darn sexy. But the only person who I really want to rape me is you. Not you, socky, you! Yes you, Mnbvcxz! - [16:17 4 February 2009] YYettie
- Weren't you "straight" or something? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:26, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- I am. Which means either Mnbvcxz or Yettie has to be a girl. - [16:27 4 February 2009] YYettie
- Since I cut off your penis, maybe you could be(come) the girl. Unless I give back your penis ofcourse... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- Hey Mnbvcxz, are you a girl? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:29, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
- He answered "No." on his talk page. I guess you'll have to be the girl Yettie... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:50, 6 February 2009 (UTC)
- Whale alert. —Sir SysRq (talk) 15:25, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
- Whale alert x2 - [15:27 3 February 2009] YYettie
This is you. You are kefin.
hi kefin —Sir SysRq (talk)
21:37, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
- Wasn't Hyperbole Kefin? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:10, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
- You tell me, kefin. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:12, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
- ME KEFIN!!! - [15:12 1 February 2009] YYettie
For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has
awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.
- Oh snap. Well if we're coming clean I better let you know: You're HIV positive. Sorry. Also! I demand to know where these awards are coming from and why! I suspect them pesky communists, personally. /me tears up - [19:56 30 January 2009] YYettie
You didn't get it right. Thanks for trying anyway. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:52, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get it. What didn't I get? What's a ninjastar? Why's there a blue box? What are you doing here? Wait, who are you? Get off my talkpage! Don't make me get the gun! Damned kid! Hey, what's that blue box? What in the name of names is a ninjastar? Are you some sort of devil worshipper? Who said devil?! Where? What's that thing over there? Why are you here? I feel slightly confused, you know, I know I don't let on, but I am. I am! I am! I am confused! What the hell is a ninjastar? Crazy FASCIST NAZI COMMUNIST CHINESE SLEPT WITH MY WIFE WHAT'S A WIFE. Where? Where? Come out, wherever you are. - [19:54 30 January 2009] YYettie
Your userpage in now the 295th most link to page, your userpage says its only the 303rd. --Mnbvcxz 06:38, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm...I'll fix that. But feel free to update it yourself, if you want to, when you see it out of date. - [16:59 30 January 2009] YYettie
I was trying to join the mafia, I conquer thats what you were saying "Huh?!" to.
- I believe you put the wrong name on there. --Mnbvcxz 18:38, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yes. you put your own name. You put down Mnbvcxz's name instead. I'd like to welcome you in advance, though, to our small family business! - [18:48 27 January 2009] YYettie
You probably don't even remember me or even know that I left but hey, I need to talk to someone and you're the only one kind enough to not ban me, (by the way do they ban people here, because in Wikipedia they banned me just for writing one productive comment in their "Penis" article, STINKING HOMOPHOBES!!!) Sgar Tri3~Talk 17:02 19 January 2009 17:02, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yes they ban people here. We have many admins, obviously and if you could imagine a slightly fat, gun obsessed, car obsessed, belt holding, Southern Comfort drinking, doughnut eating, speeding, Texan Cop, then you've pretty much got a good picture of all our admins. Not really, I actually love all the admins and they're super cool, they're not really fat! I swear! - [17:07 19 January 2009] YYettie
- Yeah that's why I came back, (that and because my membership to a porn website is expired so I have nothing better to do in the computer) Sgar Tri3~Talk 17:32 19 January 2009 17:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Cool, don't forget to indent with colons (:)! Can I get you some coffee? Or something? - [17:36 19 January 2009] YYettie
- Um, Yettie, I hope you're getting decaf because caffeine is one of the leading cause causes of miscarriages. --Mnbvcxz 18:00, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Haha! Yetties infertile, like a mule, no babies for him/her. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:10 19 January 2009
- Being infertile doesn't stop me from being a whore, in fact it's kinda useful. - [18:13 19 January 2009] YYettie
- Oh course she's infertile, now, you can't get pregnant when you're already pregnant. --Mnbvcxz 18:15, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Mmm. Sexy. - [18:16 19 January 2009] YYettie
- Yur sick. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:18 19 January 2009
- You're gay. --Mnbvcxz 18:28, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- And you're orange -- fuck off! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:29 19 January 2009
- Actually, my sig is closer to yellow. Also, its not nice to call pregnant girls "sick" for thinking pregnancy is sexy. Now, if a boy said something like that, and created a perverted Super Secret Girlie Page on the subject, then the accusation of sickness would be appropriate. --Mnbvcxz 18:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- I didn't say it was sick for her to think pregnancy was sexy I meant it was sick for her to be pregnant and a girl, it's just not natural. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:41 19 January 2009
- Would you rather she be a pregnant boy? --Mnbvcxz 18:46, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Now that would be sexy! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:47 19 January 2009
- You might want to check out Category:Mpreg then. --Mnbvcxz 18:51, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
To Agree or not to Agree
Please don't approve a nomination on the voting pages without noting that you're not voting, just agreeing. It's very difficult to tell if it's a vote or if it's a comment otherwise. Thank you. Not A Good Username360 17:06, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Okay, I realise you're just a new user trying to be helpful, but this is not the way to go about it. If something is indented, inline with a string of comments, then it's not a vote. Whether or not people should be commenting so much on award pages is a different issue. I don't appreciate be taught lessons about the site by new users. I'm fairly sure that I know how to vote, thank you. It is generally a good idea not to change what people write on talkpages or other community pages, like award pages (Orian: Mmm...I'm not being hypocritical, it was just that one time...! I swear). It's one thing to update the voting score, that's fair enough. I don't want this to turn into a big argument, and I'd like to be friends. Okay? I have cookies...And ice cream. - [17:16 17 January 2009] YYettie
- Hmm, must be her period or something. Or maybe he hasn't had a wank in a while... I'm still not sure about this whole girl thing and you never answered my question -- were you lying when you were shouting at me about your new girlfrined? I suspect you weren't and you are a boy. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:42 17 January 2009
- Could be pregnancy hormones too. That would explain her leaving the wiki, maternity leave. --Mnbvcxz 17:27, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm...wouldn't it follow that I would spend more time on Uncyc if I was pregnant? Due to the fact that I wouldn't be able to do as much...? - [17:35 19 January 2009] YYettie
- Well, you came back didn't you? Probably because you're bored due to being on maternity leave. --Mnbvcxz 17:38, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
- Mmm, actually it's true. I was raped. By a crack dealer. Who is also my father. Who forced me into buying crack off him. After he shot my husband. And my two other babies. And cut off my fingers. And made my mother try and kill me. So that I had to kill her. Just to get away. And that's when I discovered my mother was my sister. There were a lot of emotional big close ups that scene. - [17:41 19 January 2009] YYettie
- So, you do admit your pregnant, and by implication a girl (or a pre-op female to male transsexual). So I was right. --Mnbvcxz 17:49, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Don't forget Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? and Insomnia! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 03:21 17 January 2009
- It would also be a horrible tragedy to overlook Turing Duck Test, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, and Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists... three outstanding articles that have nothing in common with one another! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:37, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah I know, all my articles are the same. Cept sometimes I change the words. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:42 17 January 2009
- Or UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, but no one likes that one. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:49, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey, Yettie! I'm soooo glad we're on this website Myspace together. This is Myspace, right?
Anyway, here's a great survey I got forwarded to me in a bulletin! Send this to five of your friends, and you'll get a kiss from your crush!!! If you don't, a torrent of fire ants will come streaming from the pores of your armpits!!!
- 1. What are your thoughts about Optimus Prime?
- 2. How much can you bench press?
- 3. When you're feeling blue, do you like to eat ice cream?
- 4. How many items weighing less than one pound do you carry on your person at any given time?
- 5. Do you ever worry about the shape of your eyebrows?
- 6. I have a bar of chocolate in one hand and a delicious beer in the other. Which do you want?
- 7. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
- 8. Would you describe your eyes as being "hazel" colored?
- 9. Are you sick and tired of all the mind games that your dates are always playing?
- 10. In the Diablo 2 expansion pack, one more boss was added. What was its name?
I look forward to reading your answers!!! http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:45, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
- 1 Robots are kinda ok I guess.
- 2 Do what?
- 3 Yes, right after wanking, occasionally at the same time.
- 4 whatever my pockets can hold.
- 5 I only have one.
- 6 chocolate, I don't drink.
- 7 No people want fat-free organic shit all of a sudden.
- 8 They're blue.
- 9 I wish. I don't have any dates My raisens however -- they're fucking me around I know it!
- 10 I don't play that game.
This was fun let's do it again sometime. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:59 14 January 2009
- That's what she said. My turn.
- 1. I miss Optimuschris.
- 2. Meh. 100. (pounds, fuckin' British kilo faggots.)
- 3. When I'm feeling blue, I usually shower to combat hypothermia.
- 4. Three. Phone, wallet, penis.
- 5. Yes.
- 6. Chocolate, I dunna drink.
- 7. Yes.
- 8. Yes. I also like to use words like "grey", "dance", "vicious", and "pretzel".
- 9. No, I'm sick of everyone else's dates.
- 10. Your mother.
- Put that in your pipe and smoke it. —Sir SysRq (talk) 01:51, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Bastards, the lot of you, for going before me! Now I have to check your lists to make sure my answers are going to be original.
- 1. Fair to moderate AWESOME.
- 2. Bench press? Ahahaha! Me? Bench press? Ha haha!
- 3. Yes, very much so. Although, it would be more accurate to say that I'm constantly eating ice cream.
- 4. Something can't weigh money, silly!
- 5. No, my eyebrows are beautiful.
- 6. "Chocolate, I dunna drink." - SysRq, 2009
- 7. I actually happen to make excellent milkshake, and so yes, it does bring all the boys to the yard. It also attracts the attention of many girls and undecideds.
- 8. No. Brown. Like shit.
- 9. Don't eat fruit...
- 10. Don't want to.
- You may now all bow before me and kiss my feet. - [17:12 15 January 2009] YYettie
- Definitely a girl, and UnSignpost says she's female. Plus, she gangs out with Orian57, who is gay. If yettie were a boy, that would make her gay by association. Since she adopted me, that would make me gay by inheritance. So, hopefully, she's a girl, so I won't catch teh ghey. --Mnbvcxz 17:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Shoot TEH GAYZ! - [17:47 15 January 2009] YYettie
- Fortunatley, you're a girl, so you can't spread TEH GHEYZ to males. --Mnbvcxz 18:08, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- No. These answers clearly say "boy." Girls do not compare their eyes to poop. And a real girl would never say "bow before me and kiss my feet" on the Internet, because they know that always brings the fetishists streaming out of the woodwork. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- She might be an attention whore, who wants to bring fetishists out of the woodwork. And foot-fetishism isn't that disturbing. --Mnbvcxz 18:14, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- O_o In my experience, the words "Foot-fetishism isn't that disturbing" are usually closely followed by, "So, do you like to wear sandals a lot? When you wear sandals at your desk, do you like to slide your toes in and out of them?" http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:21, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, I wasn't the one who noticed the sexual connotations about the foot reference, and I'm not the one constantly bringing it up.
Anyway, only a guy (who like feet) would notice the sexual connotations in that sentence. Most girls are unaware how perverted
all some guys are. --Mnbvcxz 18:44, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Maybe most girls who have never met one of us... http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:47, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- You might want to stop it before you freak Yettie out, just in case she is a girl. --Mnbvcxz 18:52, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sigh. Yettie, for the record, I have no interest in your feet, regardless of their gender. There. Happy? http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Now you just insulted her! See what I meant about treating girls differently? --Mnbvcxz 19:30, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Sigh. Yettie, for the record, I am sure your feet are very aesthetically pleasing. I would undoubtedly appreciate them the way I appreciate a sunset or a fine Cuban cigar, but not the way I appreciate a Vegas hooker. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:00, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
- Actually, Hypey, my feet are disgusting and most unpleasing, but if you have a foot fetish, I'm not going to say no, Mr. Foot Fetish Man. - [22:40 15 January 2009] YYettie
- So are you like, a whore as well as female? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:42 15 January 2009
- See, now we have to walk on egg shells around her, and can't talk about perverted stuff in her presence without offending and/or creeping her out, since she came out as a female. --Mnbvcxz 05:58, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- I bet she likes to shit herself. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 06:00 16 January 2009
- You can get away with saying because you're gay, and she knows to take in a nonsexual way. If I said that, she'd be thinking that I fantasize about her crapping herself, which definitely would creep her out, assuming she's a girl. --Mnbvcxz 06:15, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- You seem to know a lot about girls. But actually darling, I do like to shit myself, you know I'm actually in 2 Girls 1 Cup? Shit's nice. - [17:12 16 January 2009] YYettie
- Bah, that's nothing. I was in 11 Girls 4 Cups and Hyperbole. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:39, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- That sounds a bit hyperbolic for some reason. --Mnbvcxz 06:42, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
So, um, that's a long header, isn't it. --Mnbvcxz 17:21, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Stop being so sexist! First of all, you really don't need to act different, and second of all, you don't actually know whether I'm a girl for sure. - [19:34 16 January 2009] YYettie
- I'm not being sexist, this is all part of an elaborate scheme to find out your gender. --Mnbvcxz 19:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Because we all know your reaction to this stuff would be entirely based on your gender. Because girls always act differently then boys. (Note the sarcasm, which clearly isn't latent sexism.)
Ok, but in my defense, any attempt to determine someone's gender on the internet, of the basis of responses, is based on the theory that a boy and a girl would always respond differently. So if I'm sexist, then so is hyperbole and Orian57. --Mnbvcxz 19:49, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Unless, I was acting like a boy or girl, on purpose. Just to confuse you. Or I was double bluffing, and acting as a boy when I was a boy or a girl when I was a girl. Or something sneaky like that. Or maybe even triple bluffing. - [19:53 16 January 2009] YYettie
- Whatever it is you're doing, it's working. And it's pretty hot. Shake it, baby. Shake it for the webcam. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- Never knew you liked baby rattles so much... :P - [20:24 16 January 2009] YYettie
- Of course I'm sexist! I won't even shag them let alone speak to one! Mysogeny is my life. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 08:45 17 January 2009
- You're gay. lol. --Mnbvcxz 01:27, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Okay, that's it. I'm officially calling bullshit at this point. This is silly and pointless. Yettie has a penis. I'm sure of it. We have some female Uncyclopedians and they don't hide their vaginas from us. (At least, they shouldn't, I'm paying $15 a month for this membership.) I don't believe that Yettie would keep this from us for this long. So come on, let's see 'em. Whip 'em out, girlfriend. —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:35, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
- I still say girl, she wouldn't keep this up this long if it was fake. --Mnbvcxz 05:41, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Yes, he would. You obviously don't know Yettie very well. —Sir SysRq (talk) 17:08, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Well if she is a girl then why did she keep up teh boy pretent for so long? Your logic is falacious! ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:44 17 January 2009
- My point exactly. I therefore conclude that the account known to us as YesTimeToEdit is run by a loosely connected network of elite writing staff, come to Uncyclopedia to make a name for themselves as a single writer and dominate this site. After that, they will move on to a real wiki like Wikipedia and do the same there. Then, the whole internet will be under the control of the facist yet clever and hilarious oligarchy known as YesTimeToEdit, at which point they will implode the internet and send us all back to the dark ages, a.k.a. the 1960s. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:23, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
- Because we are all sexist. --Mnbvcxz 01:29, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh crap, guys, they've found us out. We were never here... PUFF (of smoke, ya idiot). - [13:28 18 January 2009] YYettie
per yettie's request
- Oh awesome! /me claps excitedly - [19:25 13 January 2009] YYettie
- wikfied it, although hermaphrodite might be broad. We might need to divide that into sub-sections if alot of people thing that one (such as shemale, anti-shemale, true hermaphrodite, and assexual) --Mnbvcxz 19:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- How about we only count "for" votes, so we don't wind up with negative vote totals? And on a related note, what if yettie is in the process of changing genders? --Mnbvcxz 05:42, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
- See: Forum:Something must be done about Yettie's penis for a more official version of this. --Mnbvcxz 17:56, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
Score: +3 estrogen AND progesterone points
- Why do you say 16? - [19:31 13 January 2009] YYettie
- Because that's how I see you - as a 16 year old boy who constantly wears a baseball cap and works on an unreasonably nice computer sitting on a dirt cheap particle-board desk with chipping wood paneling, swilling six packs of Pepsi while your mom yells at you to take your clothes out of the fucking dryer already. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:38, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Jesus christ! - [19:41 13 January 2009] YYettie
- Oh you're sexy. - [17:39 28 January 2009] YYettie
Score: +2 testosterone points
- Yettie is a man's name. Get it straight. —Sir SysRq (talk) 22:47, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
Hermaphrodite of some sort
Score: +0 hormone replacement therapy points
- Not sure if she's not male, I'd say she/its sort sort of hermaphrodite. --Mnbvcxz 19:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- And if she is a hermaphrodite of some sort, I'm going to guess that: she was born female, transitioned to male, and has recently decided to transition back to female, most likely because she's currently with child. That is a bit far fetched, but is consistent with the evidence, and somebody needs to cover all the possible answers. --Mnbvcxz 16:23, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
- Follow up question: What day of the week is today? Because that totally affects my answer. —Sir SysRq (talk) 19:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Tuesday, unless you live in the Magnificent and Glowing People's Republic. - [19:58 13 January 2009] YYettie
- ...Which I do. If it's a Tuesday in your world, though, then you MUST be a...TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF CLIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!! —Sir SysRq (talk) 20:58, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
so you really are a girl then??? Why did you hide that from us? P.P. is and we still treat her like a person. and if not why you confsing me like this? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:48 13 January 2009
- But I like being confusing! - [12:53 13 January 2009] YYettie
- But - but - but!!! Oh forget it. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 12:58 13 January 2009
- Oh this is quite fun. - [13:02 13 January 2009] YYettie
- This thread is also worthless without pictures. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:28, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Take some then! or somrthing. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:30 13 January 2009
- As much as I'd like to break into Yettie's house and photograph him or her in the shower, I don't know where it is. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Ooooh Hype! You can take naked pictures of me, anytime! - [18:35 13 January 2009] YYettie
I Think yettie's female, I just have the feeling I'm talking to a girl right now. --Mnbvcxz 15:42, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hmm :) and thanks for the GotY nom! - [15:44 13 January 2009] YYettie
- That should teach you to leave! --Mnbvcxz 15:47, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Right so you're a girl. Are still straight? Or were you not kidding about that girlfriend you were shouting about a few months ago? Cos I'm not being friends with a dyke. Or are you really just messing with us when you say you're a girl -- I'm so unsure wither to believe you or not. This could be just one big joke. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:38 13 January 2009
- She probably hid her gender because we act differently around females, i.e. we tend to be less vulgar in conversions with P.P. than we would with other users. Plus, she associates with gay users alot, another sign of her being a female. --Mnbvcxz 17:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- It seems a little ludicrous to be less vulgar around P.P. after reading Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Also, I'm pretty sure everyone here is gay. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/bf/Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:22, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Do you think yetties a girl or boy though? She probably wouldn't keep this up this long if it was a joke. --Mnbvcxz 18:27, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- The temptation to tell you the truth is overwhelming, but I'll resist it for a bit longer. Oooh we can all play a game, called "Guess Yettie's Gender"! - [18:35 13 January 2009] YYettie
- I dunno, whenever I talk to Yettie, I get the feeling I'm talking to a rabid chipmunk with ADHD. Also: Archive ftw! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:59, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- Hea! YTTE is back. Cajek is Cajek and it's probably all just Colin's fault anyway... MrN http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 20:23, Jan 13
- If that implies I made him/her/it archive, then I'll
indignantly gladly take credit for it. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
- I'm not back, I'm not! I swear it! I'm not! - [20:28 13 January 2009] YYettie
Yes time to be gentle
Yes time to ignore your header guidelines on spacing wantonly, and to violate your talk page callously. Because.
Also, thank god you finally archived! --UU - natter 09:55, Jan 13
- Yes, well you made up for not wanton spacing wanton by putting those beautiful spaces in the title header thing. - [10:12 13 January 2009] YYettie