- 1 Asking for an opinion
- 2 Mmmmm Children
- 3 Please don't eat me.
- 4 WAAOU!!!
- 5 FU ZOMBIEBARON!!!!1
- 6 Korean Air
- 7 DUP article ICU'd for 'just a list'
- 8 Please, Help Zombiebaron (Alessandra & Scarlett articles)
- 9 I am speechless
- 10 JtHM
- 11 My talk page
- 12 Carrie Underwood
- 13 Shorecrest High School
- 14 Port Manteau, LA
- 15 You remind me...
- 16 Wa-hey! Free Food!
- 17 Font?
- 18 Untitled Complaint A
- 19 Thank you
- 20 I was referred to you by Starnestommy
- 21 Thanks for the imput
- 22 Not that big of a deal.
- 23 I thought you were on vacation!
- 24 Why am I banned off IRC?
- 25 WTF?
- 26 For the love of Sweet Jesus Help
- 27 Tagging me
- 28 Untitled Message A
- 29 Picture
- 30 UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta
- 31 Banned form IRC?
Asking for an opinion
Dear Zombiebaron, I have made my very first... 'editing', anyway I'd like to ask an opinion on whether or not it satisfies the Uncyclopedia standards, I think you can find out what I edited right? Thank you. --S-Ranker 15:38, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
- Yes. You added quotes, and I see nothing wrong with them. -- 18:47, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
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|Presented for your vote and getting featured. |
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- Alright. -- 21:26, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Please don't eat me.
Capercorn 19:12, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
Dear Zombiebaron. FU! I mean seriously, I've been begging to win UGotM for ages now, and you just have to go out and spoil my dream. I'm a noob, i didn't know that you could only vote once, It doesn't state that on the UGotM page. I nommed your image for vfh, and This is how you repay me? I sincerely beg for you to make an exception of the "cannot be banned for more than one day" rule, and redo the voting for UGotM.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! CREEPY!!!» 22:18, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
Sorry to butt in, but I like to change a rule on UGotM. Change "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month." to "Any nominee cannot have been banned for longer than a day, for at least the previous month. If you were blocked AFTER you were nommed, then you are still eligable." This wasy we wouldn't have this mess and Starnestommy, Metropolis, and Zerotrousers would still have won the award. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:21, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Dearest Mr/Ms Zom…whatever,
Um… maybe I’m missing the point here, but after carefully making sure to read the sage advice found here (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid) I took to heart what was written there and mixed ample amounts of fact with humor. Much to my surprise, you took the liberty of extricating the page on Korean Air. OK… um… so school me. How does one meet your stringent requirements? I read the background page before contributing and I either failed to understand the meaning, or I failed to discover some additional page of information that revealed the nugget of truth (i.e. the list of taboo topics).The quaint note left in the wake of the extrication was (Stolen from those fact jockies.) with a link. Um… I see… so, let me get this right. Anything over “there” is taboo? While on the one hand we would follow the suggestion above and surround humor with fact, on the other hand if any of the facts are also found “over there” then they are taboo? So, for example, the substantial list of air disasters can’t be shown in chronological order because “over there” they use chronological order. They can’t be shown as per actual flight and date because, after all, “over there” shows the flight and date. Anything they do “over there” is to be avoided?
I smell the mighty blue pencil of a humor editor. Did the humor editor find something not to his or her linking? Now I can see why so much pride is taken in stating how many pages are axed each day…. I’m simply not sophisticated enough to get it.
So what are your hoops and where do I find the real instruction manual for jumping through them? (tilde tilde tilde tilde)
DUP article ICU'd for 'just a list'
It's not supposed to be 'just a list'. I'll admit that there is a large block that looks like a list in there but it's actually a very specific block of text. It's not a 24-point-setup and 1-point-punchline, it's the entirety of the Nazi party 25-point-plan with every reference (but one) to Germany replaced with Ireland. The point is, it's not supposed to be read as a funny list, it's supposed to be read as a political plan which, by about point 15, the reader should be twigging might have something to do with Nazis (I left every use of the word 'reich' in). It's a bit of a slow joke and, although after someone has twigged, the rest of the plan is a bit extraneous, unless all 25 points are quoted, it's no longer a rip-off of the Nazi party plan and hence no joke at all. Is it genuinely not funny (as a whole)? (now that it's been explained) or was it just a bit too obscure? You're welcome to take that block out if you want, but I won't mutilate my own article to remove something I find genuinely funny. Gerkin 22:55, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Please, Help Zombiebaron (Alessandra & Scarlett articles)
Zombiebaron, What can I do about my Alessandra & Scarlett articles to get the "ICU" off of them? Or rather, can you tell me what's not funny about them? Thanks in advance, "jwsd10"
I am speechless
Zombie- You great big old sweetheart you! I just logged into today to post an unnews story and saw the message from Modus and then you and I am seriously touched (in a good way) and all weepy now. You know how to make a woman all crying and shit happy! If you were here I would I'd be wiping my eyes and runny nose of your shirt. Thanks for the nomination - March was a bitch of month for me, so this was really sweet of you. Hugs, Penny. Dame15:50, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Dude, you want women to make all crazy over you? Look at their eyes, not the their breasts when you talk to us. Thats how Packard won me over. Hey, Can you answer a question for me as well? What do these little numbers ( (-49) ) in green mean when I look at my watch page. Some are negative, some are poitive, none of it makes sense. Dame19:00, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Why did you delete my Johnny the Homicidal Manic page? I read the Vanity article, and it wasn't a Vanity!
My talk page
Please delete my talk page. WAAOU!!! 18:04, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Could you have a look at it and let me know if it's still ugly? Thanks! kuribo 14:37, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Shorecrest High School
Why did you deleate my page on Shorecrest High School, you do realize that:
Catmaxy 07:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Catmaxy 02:43, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Sholem Aleykham, I Am Yukio, Certified Yiddisher Kop, A Broch Tzu Dir! 06:37, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Port Manteau, LA
Hey, why'd you delete my article? I realize it needed improvement, but it's a work in progress. Tetsujin 19:54, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
You remind me...
Of the users who enjoyed bringing up euroipods and other flames, once and again. Just with something far more annoying and with its meanings in the outside world too. I, myself, couldn't be part of this project if I had the chance to see that picture every time I open the main page. Thank's for being so sensitive. Pessach sameach.-Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 17:16, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Wa-hey! Free Food!
(yours are especially brain-flavoured) RabbiTechno 11:42, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Hello, Zombiebaron! I am a lowly, yet patriotic and loyal, Uncyclopedian. In Pee Review, I had a recommendation that an article of mine would benefit by changing all the text into a certain font (that is, the font used in the game). This article is intended to replace the current article of the same name, by the way. Well, I was later referred to "talk to an admin" about a new font (I found a site to download the font itself), and you were
Untitled Complaint A
You huffed the ROT18 article. I just want to point out that the ROT18 article was ROT18 applied to a very useful description of what ROT18 is.
That is all.
I was referred to you by Starnestommy
Recently I wrote an article (IRC Bible) that presented the explusion from the garden of eden as an IRC chat. God was represented as a leet speaking op, adam and eve were noobs, and the serpent unsuccessfully campaigned to become the lead species of the planet. Somehow, this got erased and replaced with a redirect to IRC chat or some such.
I'm just wondering why the article was apparently huffed, if you know, and if it's possible to get the data back, since I neglected to back it up, which I hopefully won't do again. I thought it was humorous and in the vein of the war game articles with plenty of room for expansion and I am disappointed that it appears to have been summarily deleted. --Hrodulf 02:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the imput
I got the Ugly sign, I think I fixed it, but tell me if I need to change something else. Thanks
Not that big of a deal.
I have 4 email address and I only check the one I used to sign up every cuppal of months to this end I have discovered that I failed to activate my account and my conformation code and so forth has expired.
I kindly request your help in this matter,
The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA, UmP, MUN, Ph.D. 23:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
I thought you were on vacation!
--02:25, 12 March 2007 (UTC)
Why am I banned off IRC?
Why am I banned from IRC? --Starnestommy 02:18, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
For the love of Sweet Jesus Help
User:Midnight_7 Has Accused Me of Blanking for a second time I assure you I have done no such thing the article in question is the Vandalism/example on wheels! in witch case even if I did blank anything it would have been of no harm to anyone. I Beseech you to straiten this all out,
if indeed I have blanked anything I assure you it was accidental and I apologize
however on a more personal note several mean and unkind things wear written about me on that page and I took it all in stride. --AyumiKitada 08:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for your time,
--The Good Doctor Ayumi Kitada, LoTAOA Ph.D. 00:19, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
How about you please give me some real advice? I put it on the help forum. Remove the tag if you feel like being nice:) I don't mean to whine, I just want to know. I'm looking for help, not complaining about this.
sorry man, I meant mrawr. I didnt even expand my mind far enough to comprehend u have better things to think about^_^
Untitled Message A
Hey man, whats up? I need to ask you something: how do you change your user name? or delete accounnt? I wanna change i or make a new account cuz i dont like usin' my real full name here like a dumbass. Thanks brotha, rock on. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Amber Kroeger (talk • contribs)
I saw the upload. NICE. —Braydie 16:46, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Parti Québécois gains support in Alberta
Thank you for your vote. It's nice to know that someone gets my sense of humor. Please don't die! I plan on writing more. :) --Kenvalyi 02:33, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Banned form IRC?