V2 Rocket

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V2 Target Diagram

The V2 Rocket, was a ballistic missile devised by the Popeland Nazis during WWII.

It's guidance mechanism was unique in that it was attracted to human sexual activity. Unfortunately for the Germans, the main target for the V2 was the British and Sexual Intercourse for them would not be invented until 1963.

The only targets destroyed by the V2 were Gentlemens' Clubs in the London area. It is thought that this is because the clubs used to be home to unlicenced Biscuit Games. Unfortunately, several people were undercover agents, working for the Anti-Biscuit Game League and they were sadly killed in the blast.