Vigo the Carpathian

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Vigo the Carpathian is an immortal fashion model who lives inside a painting and steals babies for a living. His chief claim to fame is as an enemy of the Ghostbusters . Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, Vigo the republican, Vigo the Alright and Vigo the Not So Bad Once You Get To Know Him.

Like many painting dwellers of his generation, Vigo began his life as a 16th century sorcerer. Having done some ill shit he was murdered at the grand old age of 105 by being turned into a loaf of bread, toasted, smeared with jam and served to a rabble of hungry school kids. His final words were "I'm going to come back as a painting!". True to his word, Vigo showed up in 20th century New York as a painting where he waited until 1990 to begin firing lasers from his eyes, stealing children and filling the city with pink goo. His dastardly reign of terror was brought to an end by the Ghostbusters who tip-exed out his eyes thus leaving him unable to possess people or fire lasers.

Little did the world know that Vigo would have the last laugh, as he now patiently waits existing as thousands of souvenier postcards residing in the gift shop of the Manhatten Museum of Art ready to come to life and paper cut the people of New York to certain death.