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The Washington National Socialists, once known as the Montreal Health-Care Users/Maple Tree Huggers, are a baseball team that tries to compete in Pro League Baseball. No matter how hard they try, in the end, they either:
a. move to a different city, or
b. end up sucking worse than they did before.
In The Beginning…
“Thou shalt createth a team that sucketh so badly, that they are forceth to playeth in not oneth, but twoeth countries, one suckething more than the othereth”
Eventually, Bud Selig tied up God and took over the team. Then George W. Bush took the team hostage. Being the retard he is, he took them to America and renamed them the Washington National Socialists, often called Nationals by our obese Americans. They were sent help in the form of Alfonso Soriano, but these dumb shits tried to make him play left field. He quit, in favor to play for the 2nd worst team ever, where he currently plays designated pot-smoker.
My god, they suck so bad, no one wants to play for them. Therefore, they will not be playing for the upcoming 2351-5234 season. Unless your name is:
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