|Japanese name||Secret Asian Man|
|Stage||White and Nerdy|
|Height||6 ft 2 in|
|Ability||Ride on a segway|
“This Pokémon revolutionized the musical parody industry and shook people to the core with his indescribable lyrics.”
“Finally, a pokemon I can relate to!”
WeirdAloman is one of 200,094 species of Pokémon creatures from the multi-zillion dollar franchise. WeirdAloman does not occur in pokemon naturally, though, because it is not a legit pokemon but instead a hack. It is a hack of the pokemon "Charmillionaire."
The only known person to ever capture a WeirdAloman, is deceased pokémon trainer Professor Oak. When asked about the subject, WeirdAloman is known to have answered "He's pretty fly for a rabbi."
- By checking the size of its flame: a healthy WeirdAloman will have a bright flame burning at the end of its tail; in the same vein, extinguishing such a flame will surely kill it.
- By checking the amount of friends on its Myspace account: similarly, a healthy WeirdAloman will have many myspace friends, while a sickly one is more likely to have friends IRL.
WeirdAloman have several well known and loved attacks. Here is a list of the current known attacks and effects:
- Computer Radiation Attack: Deals 20-50 nerd damage, 25% chance of gender change on hit
- Run with Sciscors: This is a very dangerous move. It has a 50% chance of instantly killing Weird Aloman, and a 50% chance of killing the opponent. this is a one hit ko move which nothing is immune to and it always hits.
- Forcefeed Saurkraut: Deals 25 vegetable damage. 42% chance poison
- Parody: Copies opponents last move, but converts damage to "Nerd" type, and adds 75% chance of making opponent laugh
- Do math problems: lowers WeirdAloman's Attack and Defense stats, but has an 80% chance of confusing the opponent
- Monologue: puts the opponent to sleep
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|People:||Ash - Brock - Herman Cain - Max - Pokemon Kid - Team Rocket|
|Locations:||Glitch City - Pokemon Island|
|Other:||Pikachusetts - Windows FireRed/LeafGreen - Anime series - 100 Worst Pokémon Cash-ins - UnNews Pokémon Indonesia Special - Christian Symbology - Pokemon card - Gotta Catch 'Em All|