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For those without comedic tastes, the "questionable parody" of this website called Wikipedia have an article about Wellingtons.

Wellingtons were first invented by the Duke of Wellington he then later went onto design the Vegetable Wellington, the Beef Wellington and of course the Mediterreanean Vegetable Conglomerated Cabbage Wellington which hit the streets on October '94.

Wellingtons are also used in the annual wellington throwing competitions of Wales and Scotland whereby large groups of Welsh and Scottishmen throw Wellingtons at each other in order to maim or injure the opponent. Most people are currently unsure of the reason for this and scientists at the University of Cambridge are working on a solution to the ever growing wellington problem.