What class is this
“What school is this”
Ever walked into a class and wondered, when the fuck did I sign up for Advanced Non-linear Trigonometric Euclidean Differential Matricies? Then you wake up and realize... I should stop sleeping through Introduction to Non-linear Trigonometric Euclidean Differential Matricies... What day is it? Does it matter, in the real scheme of things? Is there a class for that too? Ooooh, the humanity...
This very scenario, and a chronic lack of Kleenex, are the inspirations for the traditional English ballad "Greensleeves":
- What class is this?
- When I laid to rest,
- It was Beginner Public Speaking.
- The students changed, the professor's strange
- And that is why I'm freaking!
- This, this is Non-linear Trigonometric Differential Matricies
- Where minds are blown and brains do freeze
- Haste, Haste to leave this room before the professor sees you!