Weetabix: Sharp Bread Products
Weetabix are small razors made out of bread products. They are known to be extremely difficult to shave with. Professional shavers who have been known to complete a shave in under 15 seconds still believe that Weetabix produce a superior shave- although a recent Gillette law suit is contesting this.
Little is known about the chemical interaction between milk and Weetabix, however recent studies have shown that the main constituents are superglue, carborundum, and 10 metric onion barghees.