Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings

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Wheeling Jesuit University contains a number of solid structures, often housing portals to other realms. While some offer temporary safe-haven for the subjects of WJU, others hide appaling torture and depravity. Some of the more notable are:

Major Buildings[edit]

  • NTTC, otherwise known as Ultimate Federal Pork (Ultimate Council of Light, #34).


  • Ignatius, or as the locals call it, The Vortex of Suck.


A typical classroom at WJU.

Holy Sites[edit]