Whippets Often Whisper

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The common garden Whippet or dog without hair lives at the bottom of the garden and eats Aubergine. These 'Whippets' are crossbred from apples and sexbombs and are highly potent in bed. When they whisper there genitals ignite because of a high pottasium content. Never consent to sexual activities with a 'whippet' especially if of the feminin variety.

Those of whom are whispered can talk to ghosts and read auras and all that crap but instead because they like there money, claim they are born in atlantis.

Whippets stare turns people to stone, and was used in harry potter VIII attack of my horny dementor, this book was written for pheodophilles...