Appendix A (Also Known As)
- Happy Land
- The place I thought of when I was high
- Happy Coast
- The Democratic People's Republic of Happy-Land
- Hyper Happy-Land
- "You know I once went there and felt happy"
- The United State of Happiness
- (a) State of Mind - (Mind is a country that encompasses the whole universe)
Appendix B(Also Known As - Survey Results)
- That place over there
- Never heard of it
- Happy? Happy?!? More like HELL
- Sorry could you repeat the question, I wasn't listening
- "The Happiest Place on Earth"
- F*ck off and stop asking me these f*cking questions!
- The new Iraq
- Excuse me? Did you say something?
- Your Happy Face
- AHHHHH!What are you doing here!!!!!!
Appendix C (Famous Happy-land Books)
- Happy-land & You! - Germaine Grinner
- 1000 poems of Happy-land - Oscar Wilde
- Harry Potter and the Happyland Massacre - J.K. Rowling
- Talk to the Trees - Anonymous
- The Hitchhikers Guide to Happy-land - HHG Series
- Happy Like Me - John Howard Griffin, Robert Bonazzi
- The Idiot's Guide to Ecstatic Happy-land Sex - Howard Stern
- 'The Woody Woodpecker Code', by Dan Frown. (Was Walt Disney one in an ancient line of Grand Masters of the Smiling Teachers and Woody Woodpecker really another name for Pinokkio, ('He of the many disguises')? Fact is, that Pinocchio only came out under its own name AFTER the death of Walt Disney.)
- 'Pinocchio and the Antichrist', A Smilean view of the Happycalypse