Why?:My Creepy Parents
So you think you have bad parents? Take it from an expert: you don't know what bad parents are. Look, I need to tell you something about my parents. My mom's an overprotective, health-food-nut creep. My dad is a judgmental, veteran creep. I think my baby sister has been turned into a zombie. And I'm pretty sure my grandma is dead. But nevermind. Let's go.