Why?:Rei Roberto Carlos (translated from the Portuguese)
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“Yo quiero tener un millón de amigos!”
“So many emotions!”
“I'm a fan of Roberto Carlos.”
“The singer or the ex-soccer player?”
“Beware! Marrying Roberto Carlos can cause cancer!”
Roberto Carlos Braga, best known as just Roberto Carlos or o Rei (the king), is a Brazilian singer, songwriter, crippled, left-handed, and a widower. Roberto Carlos, "the king of nothing," is the typical cheap conqueror who sold half-a-dozen songs on his first CD. He became famous for his pseudo-romantic music and often conquered the hearts of heartbroken women who cannot tell the difference between love and a really good song. After participating in the Human Genome Project, it was discovered that he is the illegitimate father of the brother duo, Chitãozinho and Xororó, among others...