Windows QWERTY

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Windows QWERTY. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.

Windows QWERTY is the next version of the Windows operating system. It is said to come out in 2015 but will probably take until 2020 because Microsoft (otherwise known as "The Imperial Empire") needs to wait for 1000000 new patents to be issued so they can eat chocolate and try hard to stop software pirates (Otherwise known as "The Rebel Alliance").

Official System Requirements: - 32 MB RAM - 100 Mhz Pentium (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COPYRIGHTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) or Compatable - CD Or Floppy Drive -100 MB Disk space

Real System Requirements: - 6 GB RAM - 12 GHZ Pentium 4^7 - That 1 TB hard drive you use for movies downloaded off suprnova (or the mirror newnova) before it was closed and more recently torrentspy

Windows QWERTY will have many versions designed for useability. (Otherwise known as a lie).
YOU-CAN-ONLY-USE-3-PROGRAMS-WE-HATE-LINUX
HOME
HOME-STARTER
PROFESSIONAL
Porn Edition (Only contains Internet Explorer and a explorer emulator to simulate your computer slowing down)
professional server
professional advanced server
professional datacenter
professional home office
datacenter advanced server

And one final thing...




WINDOWS QWERTY WILL BE DRMed TO KINGDOM COME