Windows source code

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“The power to destroy an OS is insignificant compared to the power of The Source”

~ Darth Dollars on The Source

“It will destroy everything! Even C:/Windows/system32/win/64/dll/exc/TEMP/sysresource/wmp.dll!”

~ Bill Gates on The New "kill.dll" code snippet installed in the communist variation of Windows

Considered by many the most useless piece of code ever written, Windows' source code has more holes than your socks. In fact, many are surprised that the people responsible haven't yet created a rip in the space time continuum, sucking in all available computer-power and the physical space on your hard drive. Some claim that this has already happened.

    #include <iostream.h>
    #include <vengeance.h>
    #include <world/domination.h>
    #include <monopoly.h>
    #include <evil.h>
    #define DEVELOPERS 93703927540
        Win32KillMethod MSKill™("Torture","MAX");
        int world_domination;  
        world_domination = 0;     // this part will
        return world_domination;  // never be reached

-code snippet from the source (private\windows\killall.cpp). - Proof

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