Wingdings

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Wingdings, the original blockbuster tells the story of three lifes (a pirate, policeman and Jew) who come together in a tragic 'accident' (which ogles a bit with the sequel).

Wingdings is a anti-semitic film controversiale produced by the Microsoft Corp., and was directed by multi-Grammy award winner Bill Gates and is about dings with wings.

WHAT IS WINGDINGS?[edit]

Wingdings is a anti-semitic film controversiale produced by the Microsoft Corp., and was directed by multi-Grammy award winner Bill Gates and is about dings with wings.

An extra bonus alternate ending on the DVD of Wingdings (1).

The movie features fictional terrorist attacks, (at least, they were back in the days) like aeroplanes slicing the lifejuice out of the World Trade Center and pirates plundering the city.

Wingdings 2, a bit more sentimental than its prequel, had a much lesser commercial succes.

In spite of strikes and snowball- and asbestosfights in front of the doors of Microsoft, Wingdings was sequelled: Wingdings 2 (Reloaded) and Wingdings 3 (Wingdings Return (Wingdings returns in Europe (Apocalypse Now 2 in China)):)).

This is where things réally went wrong. is just fake expressionalism. It went straight to VHS and then to the garbage dump.

This movie has not yet been rated.

WHAT ARE WINGDINGS?[edit]

Wingdings are icecreams that are shaped like aeroplanes/trains/buildings/pirates, whatever you want to make a smile on your face. Every day.

They are also little men that are inside your computer right now... (see Windows RG)

ENCRYPTION[edit]

Wingdings are also a common way to encrypt sensitive data.