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100. The Original LOL Cat

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Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.

99. Happy Cat

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Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!

98. Hot Cat


Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel

97. Overused Orange Cat

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Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)

96. Dead Cat

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Iz really only playin' ded...rite?

95. Drunk Cat

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Haz ded hooker in trunk.

94. Easily Swayed Cat

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Is now racist.

93. Super Cute Pirate Cat

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Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.

92. LOL cat


Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.

91. Caturday Cat


Iz high.


90. Literacy Cat


Kan spel "you're" reel goood.

89. Long Cat


Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".

88. Short Cat

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Haz had too much plaztic surgery.

87. Serious Cat

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Iz seriously fucking serious.

86. Smelly Cat


Hates the fucking dryer!!!

85. Dune Cat

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Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.

84. Fail Cat


Should have picked cheddar.

83. Internet Addict Cat


Also needs moar ears.

82. Hamster Cat's ...

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... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)

81. Violin Cat

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Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.


80. Invisible Everything Cat


Haz better stuffz than U.

79. Spoon Cat

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Iz fightin teh coke habit.

78. Hooray Cat


Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.

77. Scared-y cat


Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.

76. War Cat


Wantz rubz.

75. Better than you cat


Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.

74. Admin Cat


HA! In your face's face!

73. Soulless Cat ...


... can now run for political office.

72. Soviet Cat


Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!

71. Lazy Cat


Livez in Amerika.


70. Existential Cat

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Or iz moonin you; whatever.

69. Pussy in Carpet Cat


Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.

68. Basket Cat


Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.

67. Mop Cat

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Takez any job she can get in this economiez.

66. Healer Cat

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Also does exorcizms.

65. Inspector Cat

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Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.

64. Superconductor Cat

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Haz no electrical resistancez.

63. Allergy Cat

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Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"

62. American cat


Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.

61. Asian Cat


Is suprized!.


60. Native American Cat

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Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.

59. Negro Cat


Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

58. Cathulhu


Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

57. Jabba Cat

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Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.

56. Empire Cat


Iz afraidz of Wookies!

55. Dress Up Cat

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Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!

54. Godfather Cat


... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.

53. Scientology Cat


Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.

52. Pope Cat

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Haz a funny hat!.

51. Jew Cat


Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.


50. Observant Jew Cat

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Playz golf on Caturday.

49. Monopoly Cat

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Cheetz the bank.

48. Nosfercatu Cat


Loves flowerz.

47. Heterochromia Cat

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Carried teh virus off England.

46. Illegal Alien Cat


Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.

45. Kitler


Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.

44. Biznis Cat


Stole your retirement moniez.

43. Supermarket Cat


Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.

42. Undead Cat

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Iz defeated by sunlight.

41. Pizza Cat


Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.


40. Invisible Sandwich Cat


In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.

39. Hungry Ironic Cat

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Noms teh hand dat feez himz.

38. Sneeky Cat


Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.

37. Secret Ingredient Cat


Will foolz your dinner guestz.

36. Cheezburger Cat


Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!

35. Birthday Cat


Iz an ungrateful baztard!

34. Pringles Cat

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Iz being subjected to animal abuse.

33. Welfare Cat



32. Preppy Cat


Is halucinatinz.

32. House Cleaner Cat


Enjoyz the job perkz.

31. Anti-gravity Cat

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Iz happy about profanity.


30. Reverse Gravity Cat


Is also halucinatinz.

29. Schodinger's Cat

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Watchez porn while unobserved.

28. Jedi Cat

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Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.

27. Angsty Noob Cat


Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.

26. Template:U Cat


Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.

25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat

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Haz supa laza eyes nou.

24. WTF cat

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Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.

23. Lion Cat


Will killz you in your sleep.

22. Naïf Cat


No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.

21. Stay Puffed Cat

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Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.


20. What?!? Cat

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Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.

19. Chinese Cat


Iz stealin yur dataz.

18. Thief Cat


Iz black, unsurprisingly.

17. Ex-girlfriend Cat

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Just called to say "Hi."

16. Internet Cat

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Likes computerz.

15. Ringleader Cat

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Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.

14. Monster Cat


Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?

13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat


May give you the H1N1 viruz.

12. Raepist Cat


Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.

11. Anal Sex Cat


Knowz what you like.


10. Surprise Sex Cat


Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.

9. Teenage Cat


Wastes your moniez and time.

8. Homeschooled Cat


Haz no friendz.

7. Chilli Cookoff Cat


Iz inbred redneck.

6. Ceiling Cat

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Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.

5. Russian Cat

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In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.

4. Voyeur Cat.com


Iz makin moniez!.

3.. Fetish Cat


Shouldza hav used lubez.

2. Pussy Cats

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Do NOT make one transgendered.

And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats![edit]

1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat


Iz worstest lolcat possibel! (If u haz a worster one, ad plz.)

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Failure Cat

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Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!