Worst 100 wonders of the world

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100 April Fools Jokes
99 Colours
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94 Harry Potter Spin-offs
93 Inventions
92 Locations
91 LOL Cats
90 Make Out Songs
89 Moments to get a Boner
88 Moments to Laugh
87 Money Making Schemes
86 Movies
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33 Ways to Fight a Dolphin
32 Ways to Fight a Duck
31 Ways to Fight a Frog
30 Ways to Fight a Jellyfish
29 Ways to Fight a Kangaroo
28 Ways to Fight a Lemur
27 Ways to Fight a Man
26 Ways to Fight a Penguin
25 Ways to Fight a Pirate
24 Ways to Fight a Platypus
23 Ways to Fight a Queen
22 Ways to Fight a Snake
21 Ways to Fight a Turtle
20 Ways to Fight a Vampire
19 Ways to Fight a Werewolf
18 Ways to Fight an African Elephant
17 Ways to Fight an Alligator
16 Ways to Fight an Asian Elephant
15 Ways to Fight an Iguana
14 Ways to Fight an Ox
13 Ways to Fight an Ugly Animal
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8 Ways to Start a Novel
7 Ways to Win an Argument
6 Weapons
5 Werewolves
4 Worlds of Fiction
3 Xylophones
2 Yaks
1 Zebras

Worst 100: 100 - 80[edit]

100. Pen Island Your penis, our business, visit penisland.com
99. Transatlantic Chute
98. Twinky Wonder
97. Wonder Woman
96. Secret Thrice Society
95. The Lylat System
94. the world
93. Lists
Number 92: A look at the 100 list.
92. Worst 100 Lists
91. Pizza
90. Uncyclopedia
89. Wonders
88. University of Antarctica
87. wikipedia
86. Seven wonders of the world
85. Stevie Wonder
84. Tony Wonder
83. Wonder Bread
82. The "Tek Jansen" song cycle of Stephen Colbert
81. The Pot Palace of Babylon
80. Mount Rush-Limbaugh-more

Worst 100: 79 - 50[edit]

Number 58: Pikachu... Sorta of...
79. Viagra Falls
78. The big, giant sex tape of David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
77. The Adult Library of Congress.
76. Physics jokes.
75. Everything prefixed by the words BIG or GIANT
74. The Inflatable Penis of Pisa
73. Holland
72. The Wonder Years
71. Alice in Wonderland
70. Gokwonderuk
69. William Riker's House o Ribs
68. Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp
67. Bondai Wonderswan
66. Boy Wonder
65. Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
64. Cheeks the Toy Wonder
63. Small Wonder
62. kleenexgirlwonder
61. No Wonder
60. Stevie Wonder
59. France's Arc du Triomphe
58. Pikachu
57. North Korea's copy of the above. Lower on the list because it's bigger.
56. Wonderlust
55. Wonderfalls
54. Wonderbra
53. Harvery the Wonder Hamster
52. You
51. My grade-A girl friend... wait, no... Stargate (its real I tell you, its realllll...)
50. The great pyramids of Upper Wisconsin

Worst 100: 49 - 11[edit]

49. The holy stone on Craggy Island
48. laydee luv
47. Don Adams
46. American literature
45. Matt Lauer
44. poetry not written by anynone with the last name Wilde
43. hyperlinks
42. wunderkinds
41. The mafia
40. Wenis
Number 39: Houston on a clear, sunny day.
39. Houston 
Save yourself the $500 and just take a look at your back alley. Just add smoking hobos. That's Houston.
38. Oscar Wilde
37. cock
36. The Ting Tings
35. Your brain
34. Playpirata
33. See number 19
32. Iraq
31. TV Program: RugRats
30. Coffin
Number 29: I think this is a Red Shirt
29. Red Shirts
28. AAA
27. Umaga's Thumb
26. Taxis
25. American Idol
24. Walt Disney
23. Africa
22. Super Computers
21. Super Bots
20. Cows
19. See Number 80
18. The Pol Pot Palace of Cambodia.
17. Scooby Doo
16. Short manuals
15. Long Manuals
14. Manuals
13. Your Mom's Sweet Spot
12. Blue Screens
11. George Bush

Worst 100: Top 10[edit]

Number 1: An example of a puppy.
10. Steven Jobs
9. inside out eyelid
8. Teddy Bears
7. Nearly Headless Dick[1]
6. AIDS
5. Pwnage
4. Missspellling
3. Chunderdome
2. Chuck Norris's Ranch
1. Puppies