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The largely popular "iWumbo" enlargement device / music player

“My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again. That's like...a pun or something.”

Wumbo is widely regarded as the opposite of mini; while mini things are small, wumbo items are rather large(r). "Wumbology" is the study of wumbo and anything that is or of a wumbo nature, which was concluded by Professor Alexander James Hurteau in 2003. I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo, wumbo, womboing, and wumboedt are all examples of the common use of wumbo.

Grammatical Usage

Wumbo adheres to the following strict grammatical construction:

I wumbo
You wumbo
He/she/we wumbo

In Klingon:

(I) jIH present: augtih imperfect: augtih preterite: augtiéh future: augtiréh
(You) SoH present: augash imperfect: augabash preterite: augasteh future: augarásh
(He/she/me) ghaH/ghaH/jIH present: auginameh imperfect: auginamebah preterite: auginameh future: auginamearáh

Alexander Hurteau and Christopher H. Tjahjo invented the concept of Wumvo, which heavily influenced the Wumbo lexicon, in 1956.

History of Wumbo

The earliest appearance of the term "wumbo" was by a mention of it by the Indonesian-American writer Hendra Tjahjo in the year 18 Christmas edition of The New York Times where it was used in reference to the new Armward pine cone scented candle, which came three times larger than their usual candles. After the major success of this pine cone scented candle, the Armward Candle company patented the term wumbo, which led to the law suit against Playboy Magazine on June 7, 1854 for using the term in one of their magazines. Since the bankruptcy of the Armward Candle company in 1861, the term has become public domain and has been used in most magazines and TV shows to reference larger objects. The first ever Wumbologist was Chris Moore who founded the B.I.G. Foundation to help the overweight, or the "wumbo." also changed wumbo hypotheses and found grammatical error that founded the first use of an insult being "suck my wumbo." by the word wumbo being nothing to do with anything other than wumbo and a insult. Also founded by Sir Christopher Moore.

The Studies of Wumbo

Since the dawn of Wumbo in 2002, founded by Patrick Star, (who majored in wumbology) the concept of Wumbo and its global equations has differed widely throughout societies and civilizations. It has inspired many variations of culture, science and literature, and has went on to become the global academic standard for the First Grade, as Wumbologist Patrick Star states, "...the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!"(Spongebob Squarepants, season 3, episode 1, "Mermaidman and Barnacleboy IV")

Due to the sheer interest of Wumbo over time, an entire University has been dedicated to the study of Wumbo and wumbart, where many Wumbians go to become full-time Wumbologists, learning in great detail the concepts of Wumbology and Wumborama and how to put them into practice. Some scholars and academics within the University of Wumbo differ in their opinions and approaches to the subject, but in general, the ideology is the study of "large things" and how they can contribute to the well-being of society. there are also other people that are called "Wumbartistes" witch are very talented at making wumbart.

The Official Wumbo University Coat of Arms, worn proudly by Wumbologists everywhere.

Wumbo University

The Wumbo University is of an unknown locations, and only gifted Wumbians who are talented in the field are given permission by the governmental authority to go there, much like when Wizards and Witches are told they have been entered into Hogwarts School.

Thus, as with the NSA and Area 51, however there have been reports of it in bikini bottom but all sources have disappeared in the following days there is not much known about the University itself due to this serious authorial selectivity, but a few contributions of legalized information has been authorized for public observation:

  • The University has been told to be very large, hence the proud study of Wumbo (large things).
  • The age of Wumbians who are accepted to study there varies between ages 4.2 to 53.8.
A leaked Wumbology Certificate. The candidates name appears to be "XxCaspiea
  • Every single academic study in the world is taught at the University, but is Wumbified in Wumbo before laid out as a primary subject.
  • Many academics that come out of the University go on to become very successful successors of success for humanity. E.g Albert Einstein.

There is a very scarce amount of images of The University itself, as only a few images have "leaked" into the eyes of the public. There is an anual Graduation Ceremony at the University for those that pass their studies in Wumbology. They receive a Doctors Certificate of Wumbology and then leave the University to pursue great ambitions. As with the University building, there are only a few leaked photos of the Graduation Ceremony and the Wumbologists of the University.

Wumbology is threatened by dumbology which is a secret organization. The organization studies how brain waves of dumb people change the people around them, but wumbology affects the turnout of dumbology. It is said that few dumbologist have made it into the university, but eventually detained with litte or no information on the science of wumbo. These 2 sciences clash sometimes and that is why the University is kept very secret.

first wumbart created By luke Burns


Wumbartistes are very talented at drawing the art of wumbo. They perform ceremonies when revelling wumbart because it is not very often that wumbart is revelled. so far since 2006(when wumbart was founded), there has only been two wumbarts that have been revealed. both of the wumbarts have been created by Sir Luke Burns. Sir Luke Burns is also the only person that has majored in wumbart and is now the professor at Fornecos school.

Sir Christopher Moore the First

Sir Christopher Moore was the first man to say Wumbo and him and Patrick Star Made the word but as the world grows up the word now not used as much. As Sir Christopher Moore did not want to teach at the school, as he has his own school of Wumbo teachings which has changed to Nau Nau Learnings.

Sir Yagiz Ilgaz Celik the First

Sir Yagiz Ilgaz Celik is a friend of Sir Luke Burns, He is very into Wumbarts and has studied Wumbarts for more than 2 years being taught by Sir Luke Burns but has not become a Wumbartiste yet. Sir Yagiz Ilgaz Celik has created his own Wumbo university call Wombartity and is the second best university in the world (after Wumbo university), he is also a professor at both universities (Wumbo university and Wombartity) and is teaching level 7-9 Wumbology and mathematics. Sir Yagiz Ilgaz Celik is the third best person in the world on wumbology.

Famous Quotes

"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; Wumbology: the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" - Famous actor Patrick Star

"Did you set it to Wumbo?" - Mermaid Man


"Oops I wumboed again" - Britney Spears

"Wumbo means family" - Lilo

"Wumbo may seem forever. Wumbology is like the end." - Widow Tweed, The Fox and the Hound

"If you can't handle me at my wumbo, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my wumbo." - Marilyn Monroe

"I wumboed...in my pants" - The Lonely Island

"EMUS like to wumbo" - EMU MASTER

"What the wumbo?" - Dave

"Thanks for the wumbo" - Fall Out Boy

"I can't sing, I can't dance, I'm a hillbilly but I can wumbo so what ever." - Miley Cyrus

"I can WUMBO! Can you WUMBO?" - Incrediboy

"What are you doing in my Wumbo?" - Shrek

"You Only Live Wumbo" - Drake

"To Wumbo, or not to Wumbo, that is the Question" - William Shakespeare

"Wumbo Forest! Wumbo!" - Forest Gump

"I Love Wumbo Dick" - Matt Gonsalves

"I went to Wumbo to study Wumbology" - James Murray

"I'll give you a Wumbo-snack." - Velma

"Wumbo Beats hard work when Wumbology doesn't work." - Kevin Durant

"Wumbo cannot drive out wumbo: only spaghetti and meatballs can do that." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Did you just assume my Wumbo?" - Donald Trump

"I've said if Ivanka weren't my wumbo, perhaps I'd be wumboing her." - Donald Trump

"This is a business and everything happens for a reason, I'm going to play hard, try to play hard and do what it takes to Wumbo." - James Harden

"The weak can never forgive, Wumbo is the attribute of the strong." - Gandhi

"Logic will get you from A to Z; wumbo will take you everywhere." - Albert Einstein

"On all levels except physical, I am a wumbo." - Britbong

"get to the wumboooo!!!!" - Arndlold shwortsaynigger

"i'm very gay for wumbo men" - Jaray Bunch

"I watch wumbo porn with my family" - The Bunch's

"Fuck you wumbo hoe"- Pepe

"But I don't want to be a wumbo!" - Jerry Seinfeld

"No wumbo for you!" - The Soup Nazi

"Me like wumbo" - Timmy the Banana


"Suck ma Wumbo" - Sir Christopher Moore

"Panic! At the Wumbo."-Brendon Urie

"Have the Wumbo to follow your heart." - Steve Jobs

"MY WUMBO FELL OFF!" - Unknown

"I see your Wumbo is as big mine, now let's see how well you handle it." - Dark Helmet

"Wombology is the best subject you can learn" - Sir Yagiz Ilgaz Celik