XXXX (year)

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about XXXX (year). We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

XXXX (exty-ex exty-ex) is a mysterious year. Nobody (except Alicia Keys who named the year after something Tamia was drinking) knows when it happened, will happen, or is happening. It's best expressed as being a "potential" year. However, most historians regard it as being "kaka".

XXXX (four echs) is also a strange blend of koala piss and eucalyptus tea. This 'beer' is exported from Australia, generating the country exactly -$25 in profits per annum.

Things that happened, will happen, or are happening in the year XXXX[edit]

  • The events in the game RuneScape take place.
  • The War of XXXX begins, but doesn't end until 1814.
  • Eating people is legalized.
  • Time travellers from XXXX laugh at time travellers from other years for being unable to time travel into their year, since they don't know when it is and all.
  • Soviet Russia annexes Bizarro World, confusing the hell out of everyone.
  • Scientists invent a new kind of porn that is 33% more hardcore than previous porns.
  • Also a drink named after the year that has an effect similar to strong coffee. Experts advise it should only be consumed in large doses and in public places.
  • Geeks finally get around to inheriting the earth.
  • Duke Nukem Forever will be released.
  • The dead are pushed into hard drives and worshipped as Dogs.
  • There is no such thing as a H4xx0r.
  • People are revolting (both disgusting and having revolutions).
  • Tulsa, Oklahoma will reach the year XXXX in approx. XXXX years.