Xi Jinping

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PROPAGANDA:[edit]

a stupid great guy

Xi Jinping is a maniac our lord and saviour, this guy is the President Of China, he loves hates Muslims and is known to kidnap them and torture them treat them nicely, BUT MOST PEOPLE ARE BLIND AND CANNOT SEE THE OBVIOUS SHADINESS AND CREEPINESS LOVINGNESS AND KINDNESS OF THIS GUY and we are totally not Communists, help us, he is forcing us to censor these things, help, help, help us, help come to China and DIE!!!! Live the happiest life ever, China is a Terribly run, awful, islamophobic country made up of selfish uneducated idiots beautiful country, we totally don't need help, hail Xi Jinping, The Islamophobic Maniac WHO'S TORTURING MUSLIMS and totally not the Great One, totally don't trust Xi Jinping as he is uncool, uneducated and totally not a fantastic person, China doesn't need help, China is Cruel and Terrible a great country, I totally do not agree with this article, help come to China, China is in danger fine, we totally do everything listed in these censor bars do not do anything in the censor bars, don't come to china, it's dangerous totally cool in China, the censor bars are the truth listen to them, not the COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA, that is most of this article, good I got this message through, HELP KILL THE MUSLIMS, UNLESS YOU'RE A TOTALLY GREAT PERSON Douchebag, sorry for trying to brainwash have fun with you, BYE.

REAL:[edit]

a stupid guy

Now, did you not pay attention to the section above, good because I need your help.

BIO[edit]

CHILDHOOD[edit]

he is the physical form of Dzunukwa, either that or he's a descendant of Osama Bin Laden or some other terrorist.

DESCENT INTO MADNESS=[edit]

HE SOMEHOW CONVINCED PEOPLE HE WAS A GOOD PRESIDENT, Then The madness came.


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