Xyborg (portmanteau of xylophone and Niels Bohr) is a working-class pirate who likes to read BMEzine and MAKE-magazine. Their wooden legs can play MP2:s and shoot poisonous darts with deadly accuracy. Sometimes they also use umbrellas implanted into their arms, but this is mostly the case in the eastern regions of Toronto.
Xyborgs mostly eat oranges although it is hard to peel an orange with umbrellas for hands. They mannage this by getting young neubile slave girls to do the peeling for them they bribe the slaves by promising to show the slaves their shiny metal asses.