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The Sun
PHEW, WHAT A PAIR OF COWS!
The Sun (2)
FREDDIE STARR ATE MY TWO COWS
The Sun (3)
Get your free scratchcard to win two cows in today's Sun!
The Sun (4)
Nostradamus predicts that two cows fall from Saturn!
The Courier Mail
Your two cows were stolen by New South Welshmen!
The Daily Mirror
DISGUSTING ABUSE OF TWO COWS, PICS INSIDE
The Daily Star
TWO COWS IN A BED ROMP SHOCKER
The Daily Mail
Two Cows Have Crippling Effect On House Prices
The Daily Mail (2)
Illegal Immigrants Smuggled Into Country By Two Romanian Cows
The Daily Mail (3)
You have two cows, but the bloody EU wants to bring in legislation to replace the traditional British cow with something more European.
The Mail on Sunday
Do Two Cows Give You Cancer?
The Onion
You joke that you elected two cows into congress. China believes you.
The Daily Express
WERE TWO COWS BEHIND DIANA MURDER PLOT?
The Daily Sport
Elvis Presley spotted with two cows.
The Guardian
You have too cows.
The Rolling Stones
Hey! You! Get off of my cows!
Hoy
¡TU TIENES DOS VACAS!
The Grauniad
Tow Cws Voet Lbieral Democrate
Wall Street Journal
Two Cows Bubble Bursts! Markets Crash!
Weekly World News
Two-headed cow weds space alien!!!
Bat Boy has two cows!
The New Yorker
Our two cows are more sophisticated than your two cows, philistine.
The Enquirer
BOVINE COUPLE HAS ALIEN BABY!!!
The West Australian
Two Cows found in illegal fishing boat, threat to local industry
Hello!
TWO COWS EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICS
OK!
EXCLUSIVE PICS OF TWO COWS WEDDING
Heat
TWO COWS TO SPLIT???
Heat 2
Harvey wants to eat my two cows!
Private Eye
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Playboy
Holy Cow! She's got some pair there!
Playboy (2)
You have two cows. They never look convinced when they are touching each other and look into the camera too damn much.
7 päivää
SALARAKKAAN LEHMÄT KOHUKUVISSA!!!
Times
Top 100 most powerful cows
New York Times
People have two fewer cows than 13 years ago
New York Post
MAYOR BLOOMBERG'S TWO COWS IN SCANDAL!
Houston Chronicle
Kinky Friedman gains support from two cows
BBC News
Officials are investigating allegations that some members of the Bovine Nationalist Party may have two cows instead of the one claimed in their 1381 election manifesto.
The Straits Times

Growth rate of 2 cows scheduled to rise to 7 percent.

BBC News
...killed three people before turning the two cows on himself.
Bild
DEUTSCHLAND GEWINNT: WIR HABEN DIE 2 BESTEN KÜHE!
Bild 2
WIR SIND 2 KÜHE!
Toronto Star
TWO COWS SEEK LEGAL MARRIAGE; EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL?
CBC News
SAME-COW COUPLE PETITIONS FOR RECOGITION
Sydney Morning Herald
Howard has reacted to the latest round of suicide milkings by announcing new anti-bovine legislation. Public told to be "alert, not alarmed", and report suspicious cows to the anti-bovine hotline.
The Washington Post
Vice President Shoots Two Cows
Pravda
Two Bourgeois Trotsky-Fascist Cows Confess to Imperialist Counterrevolutionary Plot
Canwest Global News
Are Canadians happy with just two cows? An indepth look at one man's journey to get them three. Stephen Harper - A Man Who Wants Cows. 9/8 central on GLOBAL.
FOX News
Although two more of our cows were blown up today, our Iraq milking mission is still an unqualified success, contrary to the treasonous objections of cow-hating liberals. All hail Farmer Bush!
FOX News-2
Thanks to the Democrats and Billary Clinton, nobody can have THREE cows.
Maariv
We won those two cows fair and square in 1967. Why should we have to give them back?
Haaretz
We have two cows. The Palestinians have none. Giving them one of ours is the only way to preserve our farm's democratic character.
Wigan Evening Post
Two Wigan Warriors Cows fart
Sports Illustrated
The potent rushing attack of two cows each score a rushing touchdown in Pittsburgh's 21-20 win over the Cowboys. Also, Brett Favre exists.
People
Sex Tips: Pleasing your two cows
The West Australian
Win two cows, just collect six tokens inside.
Uncyclopedia presents: the You have two cows anthology!

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1. Analysis
2. Anime
3. Bovine Quotes
4. Cowmedy
5. Emootions
6. Endings
7. Famous Cows
8. Groups

9. This cow does not exist
10. In the Moos
11. Language of Cows
12. Literature
13. Moosical Moovements
14. Moovies
15. Non-Video Games
16. People

17. Politicowl Junk
18. Programming Languages
19. Religion
20. Software 'n Such
21. Sound of Moo-sic
22. Television
23. Travel
24. Video Games

24.3. Video Games Volume 2
25. World and Web of Cows
26. You Have n Cows
27. Science
28. Moodicine
29. Game Consoles
30. Game Genres
31. Capitalism

“Do not try to understand what the two cows are saying. That's impossible. Instead, you must try to realize the truth: there are no cows. Then you will see that it is not the cows that moo, but only yourself.”

~ The Matrix on You have two cows