Your Friend's Dad
A conversation between friends during their childhood years....
"Like, I'm tellin' you man .... he's HOT. Like, I was over there the other day, right? And he's all, like, smiling at me and shit and I was all, like, smiling back and then he bends over, SO HE SAYS, to put a coaster under my drink? Well, he's wearing one of those lacy bras and I could see his titties clear down to his nipples, man!! He's hot, I'm tellin' you, dude!" - Oscar Wilde
"Like, your Dad is so hot, you could fry an egg on that dog. He is so hot, that if he went to Hell, they'd have to put in air conditioning. He's 'hot' man ... you should fuck him ...yeah, you." - Winston Churchill
"Your mom? Fuck her, she's a rug-muncher. Man, I tell you what, I'll go down and see that guy Bruce and we'll get us some o' his love powder and we'll put it in your Dad's Coke and when he gets really, really high, we'll fuck his brains out and we'll make him cum so bad he'll be walkin' bowlegged for a WEEK, man!" - Mark Twain
"I'm just sayin' fool ... he's HOT, man ... sizzlin' ... HOT, man!" - Mr. T
"(sigh)....I'm going home now." - Sigmund Freud