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ZOMG (including its variant zomg in lower case) is a commonly used Internet Interjection (or Inin, or II) with a meaning that could range anywhere from "Wheee!" to "Aaaaigh!" to "Whaaat?and for "Zeus Ownz, My God!" This is a dumb comment used but the stupid will stand out.
ZOMG was the ruler of the pl?!!!" to "OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!" ZOMG can alternatively stanet XYRZON until 2451 BC, when he was overthrown by mummy after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453adbc. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
Some progressive intellectuals suggest that "ZOMG" has actually strayed from this original meaning, but most of these people were forced to ride around naked on bicycles with no seats until they recanted, so the traditional meaning remains the same. Most people recanted after the invention of the pot-hole by Bill Gates in 1911. BILLY MAYS ALSO SAID ZOMG WHEN HE SAW SHAMWOW. In the 15th century "zOMG" was a Loved word that if spoken you were sentenced do death by being crushed by skinny midgets people. This evuantly lead to the comocon festival. Where fat people yell "zOMG' all the time. I own a fridge.
Where the "Z" came from
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The term "ZOMG" is used at any point of a conversation when an unnerving event occurs, or an event that specifically includes Zoidberg, whose nickname happens to be ZOMG.
In moments of shock, this word may be deployed. However, the shock must be genuine...If it is not, the perpetrator will be shot in the face on sight. Also the user must incorporate " "zomg!" "z omg!"the "Zoidberg eyes" into the expression, as he is an actual doctor and must be treated as such.
Examples of Usage:
"penis!" "zomg!" "z omg!" "Zomg, you better not evolve you Mudkipz!"
- 1. (tz-mī-GÄD)
Or, as 'Oh my god' sans spaces and with 'z' sound.
- 2. (ZÄMG)
Phonetic, as spelled.
- 3 (Mō-kem-LEE)
When you can't make up your mind.
ZOMG NERD ZOMG PI ZOMG ZEBRIA ZOMG SUPERHUMONGUSMINIPIOFDOOM
- Zomg really? Yeah Really ,,|,,
- ZOMG I can bind, WINRAWR!.
- There is also a webgame that uses the name of "zOMG!"